Shego hadn't been quick enough to prevent Kim from leaving the classroom but Ron was a different story altogether. As she blocked the doorway, she smirked at the bulge in his pants and said, "Oh look, the side-kick not only wants to play the hero, he wants to do the hero."

Trying to dodge his way past her he countered, "Hey, not my fault! Mini-Ron has a mind of his own today." Rufus emerged and started laughing. Ron looked down to his little buddy and said, "Oh, knock it off, at least I'm not naked like you." Annoyed, Rufus scowled and disappeared back into his pocket.

Looking to Ron, Shego said, "And too bad you're not, but that can easily be arranged."

He recoiled in horror, stumbling back to his seat and reaching to cover himself with his backpack once again. "Oh, that is sick and wrong!"

Mr. Barkin rose from his seat glaring in Shego's direction. "You! You're not that new cafeteria lady, are you? There is to be no inappropriate behavior on my watch, especially between faculty and students. And where is your hair net?"

"Shove it pops, this is none of your business," she hissed, picking up the nearest desk as if it was nothing and hurling it directly at him.

"Evasive action, people!" he cried, quickly knocking his desk on its side and ducking behind it. After it had safely crashed to the floor next to him he peeked his head over the side. "And you-- so help me I'll have your apron for this."

"Yeah, whatever," replied Shego, grabbing a hold of Ron's shirt amidst the confusion and dragging him out the door.

Meanwhile, on the other side of the school Tara felt a bit uneasy as a very wet and now naked Kim appeared to be inching her way closer and closer to her. She pulled the towel higher, saying, "Kim-- why are you looking at me like that?"

Knowing that she was no longer trying to hold back, Kim suddenly felt very relaxed and had a devious smile appear on her face. "Oh, guess what-- I happened to run into Josh on the way here."

Tara smiled nervously. "You don't say."

"Yeah, and it got me to wondering-- did you two ever-- do it?"

Tara looked away, blushing. "I don't see how it's any of your business."

Kim put an arm on either side of her, propping her hands against the wall. "Oh, but it is. You remember that he and I dated. I just need to know how you were treating him."

"I know what you're thinking, but that's not why he broke up with me!" wailed Tara, almost in tears. "He said that we were drifting apart-- going in different directions or something like that." Feeling weak, she leaned her head against Kim's shoulder. "I've heard the rumors, but it wasn't like that at all. You know, just because I'm a little shy--"

"Oh, don't be shy," whispered Kim, playing with Tara's hair. "And no need to get upset, he's not worth it. Besides, I know a way we can both feel better."