EF9:Hello there! Faithful viewers! I am here with another installment of Invader Naruto! I've decided to try something new this chapter, dialogue will be in script format, while I will write normal for action scenes and descriptions!

Kyuubi: And with the disclaimer we have Maito Gai!

Gai:(foaming at mouth) YOOUUUUTTTHHHHH!

Kyuubi: Now on with sorry excuse for a story!

EF9: Hey!

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The next day in the hokage's office there were four figures, three of which were engaged in the traditional round of 'glare-at-the-others-until-I-prove-I'm-better-than-them'. They were Red (one of the tallest), Purple (the other Tallest), Tsunade (please don't say you don't know who that is), and Shizune (the one with the pig).

Red: (Glare)

Purple: (Glare)

Tsunade: (Glare)

Shizune: (Whimper)

Tonton: (Squeal!)

Suddenly the door crumbled, and there stood two very short figures.

Red: (Twitch)

Purple: No!

Tsunade: What the f-

Shizune: (clamping Tsunade's mouth shut) No! You have company!

Zim: I AM ZIM!

Tonton: Squeal!

Tenten: MOM!

Dib: What on earth!

GIR: PIGGY!

GIR then runs off with Tenten, chanting 'PIGGY' all the way.

Everyone (except Gaz because she's busy playing videogames): (Sweat-drop)

Tonton: Squeal. (translated: that girl scares me.)

Me (EF9): KAWAII! (Start playing with Tonton 'cause pigs are cool((1)))

After that Tsunade told everyone to get the hell out of her office. Once everyone was off to have a day filled with… well filler adventures, Tsunade, Shizune, Tonton, Red, Purple, and Shikamaru((2)) continued the meeting doing political leader-type things (consisting mostly of naps, sake-breaks, games of connect-four, and inappropriate comments from Jiraiya who kept popping in and out.)

As for the others: Teams 8, 13, and team Gai trained. Deidara and Hinata stalked Naruto, who they followed into an alley. Naruto ran from his creepy stalker and stumbled in on Sasuke and Sakura who were half-naked and in a compromising position (Sasuke: Hey, I have Hormones too!), Naruto later made several visits to the therapist. Kiba disappeared while helping his sister shop. And Shino visited a convenience store where he was seen purchasing several cans of raid.

What will happen next? Review my story and tell me things you may like to see in a sequel. Yes Invader Naruto is finished… BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE DONE YET! Me and Kyuubi will make this a series and go as long as we can with this!

Kyuubi: So R and R!

EF9: Tell me what you want and I'll try to deliver!

Kyuubi: GRAAGH! (Brandishes spork a random passerby) POSTMAN!

Postman: Shut up twinkle-toes.

Kyuubi: OH! IT IS ON LITTLE MAN!

TTFN! (Postman: Not the face!)