Commercial break for the Underworld Cup Halftime. Inspired by Baz Luhrmann's Chanel No. 5 commercial featuring Nicole Kidman (check it out on YouTube.)


screen darkens to black for commercial #1…

soft music plays in background…Debussy's Clair de Lune…

sensual dark footage in cold blues and icy whites…

a man stares longingly from a gargantuan Selene No. 5 sign shining through the darkness…

Man (soft voice): When did I fall…into this darkness…I must have been the only person in the world…who didn't know…who she was.

Voice-over: …With the disappearance of the world's most beloved deathdealerGONE…

footage shows a Selene-look-a-like staring coldly over her shoulder from the top of a gothic mansion…

Man: But my world would never be the same again…

the dark-haired vampiric beauty with icy blue eyes gets into his car…

the man stares at her in wonder…

"Drive…" the woman orders coldly.

Man: When she came into my life…

footage of the woman now leaning against the gargantuan Selene No. 5 sign…

"It's beautiful up here…everything seems so peaceful" she murmurs softly…

"Who are you?" he says.

"I'm a deathdealer. I love death…"

they laugh together…

Man (soft voice): It didn't matter…I knew who she was…to me.

they embrace by the gargantuan Selene No. 5 sign, kissing passionately in the moonlight…

Man: Has she forgotten…I know I will not…

Man (whisper): Her kiss…her hate…her perfume.

Selene No. 5 lights up…

screen darkens...

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...shoot to commercial #2...

no music…

pitch black with the words "For the last time, Kraven, there is no us. Take Erika. She's dying to be at your side." written in the centre of the screen...

it holds for 30 seconds…and then fades to black.

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...shoot to commercial #3...

soft, sensual music…

pitch black with the words "Kraven, I would never treat you like that. I'll wear the perfume…" written in the centre of the screen in fanciful script…

it holds for 30 seconds…and then fades to black.

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...shoot to commercial #4...

no music…

pitch black with the words "Ah ha…I bit him…"

it holds for 30 seconds…and then fades to black.