Parrot-Boy a tale of Sasuke's hairstyle by EvilFuzzy9

A/N: This my first fic ,probably a oneshot. But boy was it difficult to upload it. Hope you like it please R&R!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto nor do I own Sasuke's ridiculous haircut. (I am suddenly trampled by Sasuke fangirls ) O-on with the show uuh .

It was dawn a time when any sane person would be asleep, but 5 year old Sasuke Uchiha is far from sane. "ANIKI WAKE UP I WANNA PWAY WIT YOOOUUU!"

"Uuuuhhh… Sasuke lemme sleep" groaned a certain future nuke-nin.

"Otay" chibi-Sasuke pouted ( random fangirl: Aaaaww ).

So after that failed attempt at torturing - I mean playing with Itachi ;he decided to partake of that horrendous atrocity/glorious diversion we call television documentaries.

Man on tv: The male cockatiel ,to garner attention, has a crest of feathers on its head.

Struck with inspiration he decides to emulate the cockatiel. After applying a bottle of gel to his cranium he rushes off to pester a certain Itachi Uchiha.

So a traumatized Itachi decides to exact his revenge on the devil in tan shorts. Little did he realize his new hairstyle would have an almost aphrodisiacal effect on the majority of the Konoha kunoichi. That is the real reason that Sasuke is perpetually harassed by rabid fangirls his lame, parrot-boy, hairstyle, and the reason that Itachi slaughtered the Uchihas.

Please review don't flame me I know I stink if you disagree please contact me by clicking the purple button and sending me a nice long review.

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