Star Warriors of the Dynasty Ocean

Description: Fayt and company check out a Gemity simulator that transports them to ancient China. Many, many pairings ensue. Rated T for implied sex. Do not proceed if you do not like male/male, threesomes, foursomes, and … yeah, well you've been warned.

Disclaimer: Star Ocean: Till the End of Time and its characters are the property of Square-Enix. Dynasty Warriors and its characters are the property of KOEI. The insanity in this fic is unfortunately all mine.

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Peppita

This world is pretty, Peppita thought to herself as she skipped through yet another orchard. But it sure is weird.

"Hey look, Zhou Yu!" a voice behind her called. "That girl there's kinda cute. And she looks to be around the right age to hook up with you, huh?"

Peppita turned in time to see the pretty man sigh with frustration.

"Sun Ce, do you want me to spell it out for you?" He grabbed the other man by the goatee and pulled his face close for a kiss. Peppita wandered off before she saw something the circus master would not approve of.

"So weird," she said.

A little while later, she saw Albel relaxing by the side of the road, his eyes shut and his face turned toward the sun. As she got closer, she saw he had removed his shirt and his upper body was criss-crossed with bandages, some soaked with fresh blood.

"Albel!" she cried, concerned. "What happened to you?"

He opened one eye to glare at her. "Bah. Mind your own business, brat." He stood and walked over to another pretty man who had appeared. Albel said something to the new man; they looked back at Peppita and laughed.

"So weird." She continued walking.

Soon she came upon a very large man with a sweet face sitting on the ground. She saw he was trying to make a necklace of flowers, but his thick fingers made the task impossible.

"Here," she said, sitting down next to him, "I'll help." She quickly wove the flowers together.

"Thanks." He picked up the chain and smiled at it. Then he draped it around her neck. "I'm hungry," he commented. "Want to get something to eat with me?"

"Sure!" she replied. As he stood up, she added, "I'm Peppita, the Fairy Princess of Illusion. What's your name?"

"Xu Chu." He scooped her up and placed her on his shoulder.

"Just like Ursus," she said happily.

Xu Chu opened his mouth to question her, but before he could, they heard a horrible scream. Within seconds, a half-dressed man ran by them. Mirage followed, a crazed look in her eyes.

"So weird," Peppita said. Xu Chu nodded in agreement and walked away.

A/N: And with a nod to FFIX, I'm done. Thanks for reading! A box of cookies each to Miss Nox and crematosis for their kind comments. And to everyone who read without reviewing, remember Luther knows where you live and his trigger finger is hovering over the "delete" key ...

Later!