Disclaimer: I do not own Happy Tree Friends.

HTF Haikus

Cuddles

Yellow rabbit fur

Softer than the softest wool

Now a pool of blood.

Flaky

Dandruff in red quills

Running from slightest danger

A coward at heart

Nutty

Very jittery

Always on a sugar high

A case of rabies

Splendid

A superhero

Flying in to save the day

Does more harm than good

Lumpy

A dim-witted moose

Oblivious to most harm

All heart and all thumbs.

Petunia

Sweet smells the air

A skunk of good cleanliness

Maybe one more bath

Giggles

Giggling chipmunk

A sweet personality

What a huge red bow!

Cro-Marmot

Silenty standing

Mysteriously does stuff

How very bizarre

Flippy

A war veteran

He insanely kills his friends

Post-war trauma sucks.

The Mole

Blind but finds his way

Survives many disasters

Is it sheer dumb luck?

Sniffles

A brainy aardvark

Watch out for the screaming ants

No more ants for snacks.

Disco Bear

A retro dancer

Needs to keep up with the trends

Get a life, old man!

Toothy

A happy beaver

Will he ever get braces?

I highly doubt it.

Handy

An armless adult

Manages to fix and build

But only off-screen.

Shifty & Lifty

A crafty duo

Stealing things they want and need.

They die anyway.

Pop

A clueless father

Teaching his son to do things

Ends up killing him...

Cub

Innocent toddler

Getting into much danger

How unfortunate.

Russel

A pirate otter

Fishing and diving for clams

Always going wrong