The Interview Show
"With Miss Oober herself, Holly!"
Holly: Alright, now it's time for a feminine touch! Let's all welcome…Yaone!
(Yaone walks on stage while fans cheer)
Holly: Hello Yaone.
Yaone: Hello, though before we get started, I must ask-
Holly: How has life been now that you've married Kougaiji?
Yaone: But I haven't.
Holly: Hakkai?
Yaone: No.
Holly: Dokugakuji?
Yaone: No.
Holly: Gojyo?
Yaone: No…
Holly: Sanzo?
Yaone: No.
Holly: Ok, so what did you want to ask?
Yaone: I wanted to know why you kept assuming I married everyone.
Holly: I don't know but it's funny…
Yaone: Maybe to you.
Holly: And that's all that matters.
Yaone: Is it now?
Holly: Now and forever.
Yaone: Alright then, though you should know I'm not married.
Holly: Do you wish you were?
Yaone: Um…not at the moment.
Holly: To whom?
Yaone: But I said I-
Holly: Please, just answer the question.
Yaone: But I really don't know…
Holly: Fine then…for random sake we'll just say…that rock over there…
Yaone: Why would I marry a rock?
Holly: Hey, you're the one who let me choose…
Yaone: No I didn't…
Holly: FINE, then you choose…
Yaone: But I said I didn't want to…
Holly: Then I'll choose…
Yaone: But that doesn't make any sense…
Holly: Sure it does!
Yaone: No, it doesn't.
Holly: One day it will, Yaone, one day…
Yaone: (glare)
Holly: So anyway, how's life with the Kougaiji-iku or ikku or whatever it is...?
Yaone: It's fine.
Holly: Do you get paid for baby-sitting Lirin?
Yaone: No…
Holly: How sad…
Yaone: Um…
Holly: Because we're on page 7 and that's my limit…I'll have to let you go.
((A/N: I never expected that I'd put these up on Fanfiction so this is a Microsoft Word thing...))
Yaone: That's alright, I suppose.
Holly: Wonderful…good luck on your marriage…
Yaone: But I didn't…--;;; never mind…
Holly: I knew you'd see it my way… (evil laughter)
(Yaone slowly and sadly moves off stage, but is sorta cheered up by her fans)
Holly: Now, it's finally time to conduct our last interview. He's an energetic ball of fire…for the love of god, welcome Goku!
(Goku excitedly runs on stage bouncing around everywhere happily. His fans bounce and cheer too. He's finally told to sit down.)
Goku: HI!
Holly: I'm glad you're so happy!
Goku: I'm glad too!
Holly: So, how are you feeling today?
Goku: --;; very hungry…
Holly: But…didn't you have anything at the buffet backstage?
Goku: Oh, that thing? You really don't consider that a buffet, do you? It's so small!
Holly: O.O! Small! That thing takes up two large tables!
Goku: --;;; yea, but it's still small…
Holly: (mumbles things to self) Anyway, how life been?
Goku: --;;; too long.
Holly: Would you like me to kill you?
Goku: No…
Holly: Ok, but can I at least give you a hug?
Goku: …No…
Holly: (sadly)But why?
Goku: …Because…
Holly: Can Sanzo give you a hug?
Goku: Why the hell would Sanzo want to give me a hug?
Holly: I dunno, we'll just pretend he does…
Goku: But he doesn't…
Holly: Ahem…pretend… (looks up to see Goku swirling around in his seat looking at all the cameras)
Goku: Wow, what do those big black things do!
Holly: They're taping you.
Goku: Huh? What does that mean?
Holly: It means that…well…it's recording every thing we're doing right now, and later it'll be put into another box, and that box connects to a bunch of other boxes, and those other boxes are TV's and people watch TV.
Goku: So people can see me?
Holly: That's right.
Goku: COOOOOOOOOL! (runs up to a camera and pokes it the camera explodes)
Holly: AH! Not again! This is what happened with Tima back at the Metropolis interview!
((A/N: See the Metropolis Interview for reference.))
Goku: (blinks) Was that supposed to happen? I hope I didn't break it…I'll just have to test it out on next one…
Holly: Noooooooooooooooo!
Goku: (pokes the next one…it explodes too) (blink)
Holly: Stop! You're ruining it…(sees there is only one camera left) RUN! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD RUN!
Goku: WAIT! COME BACK! (chases the camera)
(The bodyguards jump on Goku, but because Goku's so strong he easily pushes them off)
Holly: Goku! If you touch it and it explodes no one will be able to see you!
Goku: (stops) Really?
Holly: Yeah!
Goku: (sits back down in chair) It's a good thing I didn't touch it then…
Holly: (glare) Yeah…right…
Camera man: Phew… (wipes forehead)
Holly: Now…a lot of people say you're gullible, naïve, and stupid…what do you think?
Goku: Huh? I'm none of that stuff!
Holly: Why so?
Goku: Because, it's not like I don't know what's going on! I know we've got to go to the west stop whoever is making the demons 'go crazy' with the minus wave!
Holly: Ooh, so smart.
Goku: Yup! (sings) I am so smart, S.M.R.T!
Holly:(sigh/sweatdrop) Now, one final request…
Goku: Yeah?
Holly: can I PLEASE have a hug!
Goku: …No…
Holly: What if I gave you brownie?
Goku: Make it a brownie and a meat bun, and you've got yourself a deal!
Holly: OK!
Goku: Ok, but you have to give me the food first…
Holly: But it's backstage…
Goku: Then no hug…
Holly: We'll go double then…give hug now…double food later.
Goku: …Hmmm…ok !
(Goku gives Holly a hug)
The audience: AAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWW…
Random Dude in Audience: (coughHOLLYLOVESGOKUcough)
Holly:(glares at RDiA)… Now, just before we get you your food…let's close this session up!
Goku:(frowns) But I want my food noooooooooooooooooooow…
Holly: (glare)…Now I know why Sanzo and Gojyo consider you a whiner…
Goku: What about Sanzo?
Holly: Never mind…this is Holly and Goku saying…
Goku: …What?
Holly: You were supposed to say something…
Goku: Was I?
Holly: That's kinda why I paused…
Goku: Oh…
Holly: --;;; Let's try this again…This is Holly and Goku saying…
Goku: (opens mouth to say something)
Hakkai: (jumps out of nowhere) Remember kids, never be like Sanzo.
Goku:(is upset)HEEEEEEEEEEEY, I was supposed to say something…Hakkai!
Holly: -.-;;; oh well, maybe next time…Bye everyone!
(Credits role as Holly sighs while Goku complains to a chuckling Hakkai)