WolfB9191: Hi everybody this is my second story. I hope that you enjoy it as much as my last one. I would also like to give a shout out to Ninja of the Mist for the idea of this story, and for some of the torture things too.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Naruto characters…….still sadly enough -- or I would put this stuff in the show.

30 Ways to Tick Off Deidara

Put Gaara on his face when he goes to sleep

Scream," DEIDARA WATCH OUT GAARA IS HERE!"

Give him bed hair

Remove his other clothes and put in dresses

Kick him between the legs and say while grinning, "That shouldn't have hurt since you're a girl!"

Make a love note to Itachi signed by Deidara

Video tape Deidara being punished by Itachi for the love note

Paint his room pink

When he finally tells you for the 100th time that he is a guy ask him," When did you meet the gender bender?"

Force him to read a DeidaraXSasori story that is rated M

Put a pillow under your shirt and when he is about to hit you with a clay bird say that if he hits you he also hits his unborn son

Then carry around a fake baby for about 9 months while calling it "Deidara Jr."

Put tape over the mouths that are in his hands

Sing "I'm like a bird" by Nelly Furtado

Get rid of his clay and replace it with Play Doo (sp?)

Get Zetsu or Kisame to help you with this one...Get one of them to write a love poem to Deidara, and send it to him. Then when he reads it, take a picture of his expression. When Deidara asks Zetsu/Kisame about it, suddenly glomp him, dressed like Temari, yelling "It twas meh! Temari!" then run away before he figures it wasn't her

When ever he gets Sasori mad hit him with a mallet

Name the mallet "Mallet – sama"

Once he looses his arms tie him to a cart and put his fav. food infront of him on a fishing pole

While he is sleeping put pink nail polish on his nails

Write a story on fanfic of all of Akatsuki members being gay (a/n: XD)

Tell him a story that involves Orochimaru and him as a little boy

Hide all of his hair ties

Hug him as tight as you can

Make him blush as red as a tomato

Sign him up to be a striper

Dress, act and look like him for a week, and do what ever he dose. Even go into the bathroom at the same time he dose

Kidnap him and pretend he is Gaara, and you are Deidara. Maybe get Sasori to help.

Hold a telescope to you left eye, and call yourself, "Scopy the sailer."

Throw Temari/Hinata/Sakura on him

Deidara reaction

Deidara just stared in shock with the expression like "WTF." Finally he lets out a loud frustrated scream while his face went from green to red. Finally Deidara passed out after screaming none stop. You could hear him whisper," Deidara Jr. isn't my son……Gender Bender…….Love notes." While saying that his face kept on getting paler and paler.

Number 22 for people that haven't figured it out Orochimaru reminds people of Michael (sp?) Jackson. So if Deidara is a little boy then he would be afraid of what would happen to him.

I hope you enjoyed this list of torture for poor innocent Deidara. So if you see anything wrong please just tell me like spelling, or just send a review on how much you loved it. I'm also happy that I received no burns at all.