A Strange Adventure VI

Puberty Blows

By

NocturneD (WINGZ)

Note: This is basically my last chapter as I wanted to finish up some stuff and say good bye to you guys for being such great inspiration.

Chapter 3: Make Them Weep

A couple weeks has passed by as Fern grew to love the attention she was getting though the bad side was she was actually being parted with her girl friends during all of this. Sue Ellen didn't really mind this as she would talk to Fern through email, Francine really didn't care, but Muffy... oh that little bitch just doesn't know when to quit.

The next day, Muffy and her mother went to go see a doctor that would help her with her little problem. Truth is, Muffy is jealous of anything that doesn't involve her. The doctor tried to persuade her about her growth and she'll grow in a few years anyway, Muffy didn't care... SHE HAD MONEY! And then the doctor changed his opinion and went with it anyway.

Meanwhile the next day at school, Fern continued to get attention from mostly boys. Mr. Haney came in since he still couldn't find a substitute, so he pulled down his pants and chased the students around the room making a game out of it with his belt. The kids were running around screaming for help but Mr. Haney locked all the windows and the door, Mr. Haney caught Binky and spanked him. Then Mr. Haney caught the gray rabbit boy and spanked him too, then the light yellow rabbit girl too. Then Mr. Haney shouted "TIME! Whoever didn't get beaten on gets an A for the next semester!"

"This sucks... let's all go to my house and watch Naruto!" Arthur shouted, all the kids left leaving Mr. Haney alone.

"Oh well... at least I didn't molest them." Mr. Haney walked out of the classroom with his pants still down around his ankles.

Meanwhile back at Arthur's house, most of the kids from class came over to watch their new favorite show called Naruto, about a blonde kid that wants to be a great ninja blah, blah, blah. Buster was already slugged out on the couch, "This... is like the greatest show ever..." Everyone agreed, Binky was still rubbing his ass from the belt whipping earlier in class.

"TenTen rules..." Sue Ellen drooled.

"Too bad she gets her ass handed to her in the preliminaries..." Buster snickered.

"AH YOU SPOILED IT BUSTER!" Arthur yelled.

"Arthur... We're way past the preliminaries..." Francine turned her head to Arthur and narrowed her eyes.

"You know... this conversation is going nowhere..." Buster stood up, "Let's fight right in here in the living room Naruto style!"

Sue Ellen wasted no time whipping out a kunai knife and throwing it at Binky's eye totally killing him in the process, everyone laughed, even Binky even though he's dead. Muffy walked through the front door after coming back from the surgeon's office with some new additions, she got big boobs! All the boys starred at her, Francine was disgusted so she picked up the kunai knife from Binky's skull and threw it at Muffy's boobs. Muffy started to bleed an insane amount of blood until she fell over dead. Buster walked over and poked her boob, "Ew it's all gooey."

"I guess big boobs aren't the answer then." Fern asked looking at the dead body.

"Nope... because the only thing you'll get when you go fake is that you'll only be hurting yourself... even if Francine threw the knife at her which was pretty cool." Brain replied, everyone agreed.

"Shut up... Naruto is on." Buster pointed out, everyone started watching the show except for Binky and Muffy who are now dead and still bleeding all over the floor. Everyone lived happily ever after as Fern grew her boobs out to an appropriate size, Buster had sex with Fern and never called back, Arthur punched himself in the nuts a couple hundred times a day, Brain went on to discover the cure for cancer... which turned out to be just a new type of steak sauce. Sue Ellen and Francine joined forces to get rid of the world of people like Muffy. Mr. Haney still had his pants down in the classroom and for Mr. Ratburn... he really became a ninja and killed everyone in their sleep and harvested their organs for money for more school supplies.

And so ends the "A Strange Adventure" series, will there be more? Maybe... More likely not... but I might surprise everyone someday with a new story! Hope you loved the half assed ending!