Warning: Mild language in later chapters… reason why this is rated 'T' for 'TEEN,' 'kay?

Disclaimer: Not mine. Never mine. Wish it mine. But it not.


1. First Impressions

Uchiha Itachi

From Kisame: "…CREEPY little bugger…"

From Deidara: "I guess there really are vampires…"

From Sasori: "God. Another pretty boy? There ain't room for the two of us!"

From Zetsu: "…he looks frickin TASTEY!"


Hoshigaki Kisame

From Itachi: "…my partner is half a shark."

From Deidara: "I wonder if he makes good shark soup!"

From Sasori: "Just what we need… another freak."

From Zetsu: "FOOD!"


Deidara

From Itachi: "NOOOO! TOO CHEERFUL!"

From Kisame: "Who let THIS idiot in?"

From Sasori: "…I think I miss Orochimaru."

From Zetsu: "…he'd give me indigestion. Better stay away from him."


Aka Suna no Sasori

From Itachi: "I could take him… weak fool…"

From Kisame: "God! He's a frickin PUPPET!"

From Deidara: "HOE! I SHALL CALL YOU MASTER!"

From Zetsu: "…He's not edible! NOOOOO!"


Zetsu

From Itachi: "Great. A cannibalistic half robot, half plant, half human thing. My day is just not getting any better, is it?"

From Kisame: "NOOO! This is EXACTLY like my dream with the giant carnivorous blueberry!"

From Deidara: "Is it real?"

From Sasori: "…"


A/n- Yeah. Guess I'm starting a collection of drabbles about Akatsuki, and whatever else comes to mind.

(cough) I will be updating this when I have something worth typing out. So… Ja ne!