Warning: Mild language in later chapters… reason why this is rated 'T' for 'TEEN,' 'kay?
Disclaimer: Not mine. Never mine. Wish it mine. But it not.
1. First Impressions
Uchiha Itachi
From Kisame: "…CREEPY little bugger…"
From Deidara: "I guess there really are vampires…"
From Sasori: "God. Another pretty boy? There ain't room for the two of us!"
From Zetsu: "…he looks frickin TASTEY!"
Hoshigaki Kisame
From Itachi: "…my partner is half a shark."
From Deidara: "I wonder if he makes good shark soup!"
From Sasori: "Just what we need… another freak."
From Zetsu: "FOOD!"
Deidara
From Itachi: "NOOOO! TOO CHEERFUL!"
From Kisame: "Who let THIS idiot in?"
From Sasori: "…I think I miss Orochimaru."
From Zetsu: "…he'd give me indigestion. Better stay away from him."
Aka Suna no Sasori
From Itachi: "I could take him… weak fool…"
From Kisame: "God! He's a frickin PUPPET!"
From Deidara: "HOE! I SHALL CALL YOU MASTER!"
From Zetsu: "…He's not edible! NOOOOO!"
Zetsu
From Itachi: "Great. A cannibalistic half robot, half plant, half human thing. My day is just not getting any better, is it?"
From Kisame: "NOOO! This is EXACTLY like my dream with the giant carnivorous blueberry!"
From Deidara: "Is it real?"
From Sasori: "…"
A/n- Yeah. Guess I'm starting a collection of drabbles about Akatsuki, and whatever else comes to mind.
(cough) I will be updating this when I have something worth typing out. So… Ja ne!