It was going to be one of those days.

Oh, yes, especially when Sora came from halfway across the galaxy to talk with the one and only Auron. Now, Sora did have companions, but talking with Auron was just an honour he did not want to waste.

Not that Auron was paying attention to what Sora was saying, which would correspond with the time when he ran the wrong way with Sora (who apparently has no sense of direction), when escaping from the Underworld (heat of the moment of course).

However, that was another story for another day, seeing as this one was soon to be enhanced with a violent form of sign language.

"The intenseness of the battle, it was amazing!"

What was this kid on? Him as a whole would be considered a fire hazard, if not more. If this was what the modern whatever-the-fuck-Sora-is looked and acted like, Auron was not impressed.

"You should become a Blitzball player like Wakka!"

Where had that come from exactly?

"I want nothing to do with that idiot or Blitzball."

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"Really? So you know Wakka? From where? What games have you been too? Do you know Tidus? …"

Oh hell no.

It was not only going to be one of those days, it was one of those days.

Written by: Lufiia.

BUSHIDO, SESSION, SETUP, in that order.