Some Simps Inuyasha fan fic that makes no sense

Disclaimer: I don't own Inuyasha or the Simpsons blah and you get the idea

Thoughts are in italics etc. It's my first fan fic so it's probably really crap anyway. Oh well (I hope it's not to OOC though)

Typos are not my fault ok! Well they are but that's not the point.

Summary: Simpsons go to a magical place - Inuyasha land. Homer gets hungry, Bart makes fun of Inuyasha, Lisa befriends Kagome and Shippo and... Naraku comes along! i.e. problems and blood, hopefully yay!

Chappy 1: A lot of tripping and possible weight problems

The Simpsons are driving downtown when they got caught in traffic. As expected, Homer drove off into a cornfield for a "shortcut". The rest didn't even bother to argue this time until they hit a giant tree.

"What was that?" Lisa asked as she looked up from the backseat.

"Iunno. Marge?" Homer grumbled.

"Don't ask me, I'm as clueless as you" Marge replied simply.

"M-Maybe we hit a dinosaur! And we woke it up and I could keep it as a pet like Stampé!" Bart shouted in extreme excitement.

"Ba-art!" Lisa whined.

"We can't keep a dinosaur! He'll mess up the whole house!" Homer explained casually.

"There is no dinosaur Dad" Lisa stated, sighing while Homer just stared at her, clueless.

"Why don't we just go and check?" Marge said, fed up of them. The family got out of the car and saw a large tree.

"Wow! That's the most beautiful tree ever!" Lisa said.

"Mmm… tree" Homer said before drooling. Bart seemed to have run off while everyone else was occupied.

"Hey Lis! Check this out!" He shouted to Lisa as he danced on the side of a wooden well.

"Bart! You'll fall down!" Lisa shouted as she ran off to him. Suddenly Bart slipped and fell down with a scream.

"AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"What did I tell you Bart?" Lisa shouted, "Bart? Where are you? I didn't hear a thump" She began to panic but Homer heard her and started to run over to her

"Lisa? What is it? Pork chops?" He did the dumbest thing and tripped Lisa over. They both fall into the well screaming.

"AGHHHHHHHH!"

"Homer? Bart? Lisa? Where are you?" Marge questioned as she walked, slowly, up to the well but surprise, surprise there was a rock conveniently put there for her to trip over which she does and falls into to the well screaming and clutching Maggie.

"AGHHHHHHHHHHHH!"

"DAD! DAD!" Bart shouted, panting from the lack of air being under Homer.

"Oh sorry Bart" Homer said as he got off.

"How much d'you weigh now?" Bart said, still recovering.

"Shouldn't we be concentrating on getting out of here?" Lisa broke into the little chat about weigh problems.

"Yes, so who is gonna climb out and get help?"

"Make Lisa go, she's got those dumb gymnastics skills" Bart commented, laughing.

"They're not dumb!" Bart sniggers. Lisa sighed; "fine, fine" She climbed out of the well making it look amazingly easy.

"Hurry! Now go get me two Krusty burgers and-" Homer's cut of by Marge snapping at him,

"Homer!"

"Wow! Where are we? This place is so… so… beautiful" Lisa said amazed at the sights she saw and also ignoring Homer.

"What are you talking about? We're in a corn field. A corn field!" Homer said confusingly.

"This is so impossible. It doesn't make sense. We're somewhere else. I don't know where but- Oh look someone's coming!" Lisa said as she saw a blur moving towards her.

End of Chappy

I bet you're wondering what's going on aren't you? Oh it's pretty obvious if you watch Inuyasha. If you don't then why are you reading this?