A/N: Sorry people, I don't own Danny Phantom, if I did this would be an episode or a movie already! (note, the female speakers speech is taken from wikipediea)
Danny was practically falling asleep, it was history and boy was he bored, he looked past Sam to Tucker and mouthed the word 'bored' to which Tucker sympathetically nodded. They both received sharp elbows in the ribs from Sam for that.
"Aren't you two listening? This is important!" Sam hissed. Danny shrugged and attempted to listen again, it was a female guest speaker teaching their class a little about her subject, which really just gave their regular teacher a chance to escape to the pub early.
"And so, Women's suffrage was finally guaranteed by Constitutional Amendment through the 19th Amendment. It was passed by Congressional vote in May and June 1919, and ratified by thirty-six states in little over a year!"
As Sam, Danny and Tucker left the class Sam was in a foul mood.
"What is wrong with you two? That was an important moment in history!" Sam snapped.
"Listen, we agree with you Sam, women getting the vote and equal rights and everything is great and it's right that it should have happened. But men and women are equal now so there's no need for these feminists to keep banging on about it. It's just boring." Danny pointed out.
"Heh, femiNAZI's more like!" Tucker snorted before he turned off down his road leading to his house, leaving Sam and Danny alone, Danny guiltly suppressed a laugh to this last comment.
"I can't believe that you of all people would agree with something like that!" Sam snapped offended. "You've no idea what it's like to be female, people still think that men are better than women, and what's worse is when we point it out we're accused of being hyper-sensitive or a… a… FEMINAZI!" Sam shouted angrily at Danny.
"Well, you've no idea what it's like to be a guy! Everyone expects you to be someone like Dash Baxter and if you're not you're considered weak!" Danny shouted back annoyed at Sam's accusations. He wasn't a chauvanist by any stretch of the imagination but Sam was just being silly.
Suddenly a glowing green form appeared infront of Sam and Danny, Danny's breath steamed infront of his face as it always did when ghosts were around. He stood protectively infront of Sam and went ghost.
"Don't worry Sam, I'll protect you." He said reassuringly, Sam muttered something under her breath.
"Will you two just… SHUT UP!" The ghost screamed before emitting a bright flash of light, Danny and Sam fell limply to the floor.
"Mrhm…" Danny managed after a while, his head was pounding and he felt sick and dizzy.
"Urgh…" Sam agreed, apparantly in a similar state to Danny.
Danny slowly and carefully sat up, with a jolt he thought to check whether he was still in his ghost form. He opened his eyes and saw pale knees looking back at him through ripped jeans. Phew, not ghost. Somewhere behind him he heard Sam attempt to sit up. Danny frowned, something… something wasn't right here, he looked down again, and screamed.
In the privacy of a nearby rooftop Danny and Sam were panicing.
"This… this has to be the work of that ghost!" Sam muttered nervously.
"Thanks a lot sherlock!" Danny snapped back, Sam glowered at him. "I've gotta find that ghost." Danny announced and started to turn ghost himself.
"Are you crazy!" Sam snapped stopping Danny from turning ghost. "What if someone sees you? What if someone sees me!"
"Oh, like I hadn't noticed the change!" Danny snapped back and grabbed his larger than usual chest. "Kinda hard to miss these!" Danny shouted jutting his new chest at Sam. Danny stood angry and frustrated infront of Sam, he hadn't asked for this. He'd just been arguing with Sam and some ghost had to turn him into a… a… a girl! At least he wasn't the only one, Sam was now a tall guy, still a goth of course but a guy nonetheless.
"Listen, we can't let anyone see us!" Sam hissed, unused to her male voice.
At the worst possible moment a voice from below called up to them,
"Sam, Danny is that you?"
"Ohgod… that's Tucker!" Danny squeaked. Tucker's footsteps could be heard coming up the firescape that they had used to get up here. Sam and Danny desparately looked around the rooftop for somewhere to hide but it was completely flat and devoid of hiding places. Tucker's head popped up around the corner of the roof.
"What the hell are you two doing up here?" Tucker asked puzzled.
"I- uh… um… what?" Sam sputtered confused at Tuckers total lack of horror and amazement at their sudden gender change.
"On the roof? On my route home?" Tucker prompted rolling his eyes.
"Oh, uh… uhm… there was this ghost." Danny finished lamely.
"And it just… dropped you two here and vanished?" Tucker asked raising an eyebrow.
"I'll go with that." Sam grinned happy to have an escape route out of this weird conversation.
"Those ghosts get weirder every day." Tucker said shaking his head and turning to leave.
"Wait!" Danny shouted running towards the fire escape.
"What?" Tucker asked turning back.
"Don't I uh… look any different to you today?" Danny asked looking down at Tucker. Tucker paused, his face resembling that of a rabbit caught in headlights.
"Uh… new… makeup?" He offered tentively.
"What! No!" Danny snapped.
"Eesh! Sorry, I don't know, no. You women, always so concerned about how you look." Tucker muttered leaving.
"WHAT!" Danny shouted after him but Tucker didn't turn back. Danny turned when he heard laughter behind him.
"What?" Danny asked the laughing Sam.
"Ah…" Sam sighed happily wiping a tear from her… or rather his eye. "This might not be as bad as I first thought!" Sam snickered.
Danny glowered, this was going to be worse than he had first thought.