Alrighty. let me apologize in advance, what you may read may cause blindness, a disrespect for all literature, things that smell good etc. lol its stupid but i couldn't resist. who knows? i might add on... make different scenarios... but that may be for later. all i want is a silly romance fluff-shot that is worthy of some favorites, maybe even a couple c2's

Disclaimer: i don't own Axe/Tag body sprays... well i own one can in real life.. but thats beside the point. also Danny Phantom, i dont own it either, but you knew that.

Those ridiculous Commercials

Danny, Tucker, and Sam were walking home from school one Thursday afternoon. It was a rather sunny day with nothing but beautiful puffy cumulus clouds perfectly placed in proportion to the location of the sun. It was a picture perfect day…weather-wise.

Sam didn't have a bad day, but there are things that she wish happened. For those in the state of Illinois (I just made up where they live) who don't know, Sam had a major crush on Danny. The whole school knew it, and they often made fun of her for it.

They'd say things like "Ooh look at the two love birds eating lunch all by themselves"
Which of course on cue, they would respond, "WE ARE NOT LOVEBIRDS!" Which was followed by a standard blush, an awkward stare at each other, then a quickly turning their head away from embarrassment.

Standard procedure.

Everyone in Amity Park knew about this as well. The two friends had known each other for 9 years and have gotten closer each and every day. They always hung out whenever possible.

As small children they would always play on the teeter-totter and Danny would always compliment Sam politely on her pigtails. This would always make Sam happy, because she could tell he meant it.

Sam always knew Danny was one of the nicest people on Earth, she always thought everyone else hated her. People like Paulina and Dash would trip her on the playground and make fun of her black boots. It often made her cry, after she ran away from the troublesome kids. She sought out refuge in Danny's arms whenever she felt sad. Danny hated to see Sam sad, and he would always whisper into her ear when she was crying into his shoulder, "I'm your best friend Sammy, I'll always be here to be your friend." This made her happier.

Although in the present day if she was ever told that, she would just cry harder, wanting to be much more than friends.

"Figures, of all the people to fall in love with, I have to love the clueless one…Maybe I should just stop trying." Sam would often think to herself.

Anyway. They had a decently quiet trip home, and they decided to stop by their second favorite after-school hangout, the drug-store.

Danny rushed up to Osco Drug, and overdramatically asked Sam, "May I get the door for you miss?" As he stomped on the black, rubber mat, opening the door to the store.

She only laughed at replied, "What a gentleman."

Tucker followed suit and elbowed Danny in the ribs playfully, "Aww, mister boyfriend opening the door for his girlfriend…"

Danny only smiled back shaking his head, "Tucker, this is going to be the 13th time today I'm telling you, I don't like her like that."

Tucker smiled back and raised an eyebrow.

Sam was always amazed at what the drug store had in its stock. It had practically everything one could want, pop, candy, liquor, medicine, some lawn furniture, and some random assortments of clothes to boot.

For some reason, though Sam and Danny knew immediately, Tucker always went to the hygiene isle. He'd scurry around and look around the deodorants and shampoo's until he came across the body sprays… OH how Tucker loved the body sprays. Axe, Tag, you name it, Tucker was studying them thoroughly.

Danny always laughed as he would check to see if they updated their fragrances, hoping to get an edge on attracting the ladies.

Danny and Sam first remembering those first Axe commercials. He remembers laughing his ass off with Sam, and laughing even harder when Tucker was taking notes from the commercials.

Tucker was talking with Danny about how this stuff has to work. How it's scientifically tested to attract women. And how it doesn't work on him.

"Trust me Tucker, you can smell good all you want, but every girl in school has enough common sense to be attracted to you." Danny snickered.

Tucker sprayed some his favorite scent on himself. And Danny was just curious enough to sift through some of the black cans. He put his nose up to the nozzle, and inhaled. He thought it smelled pretty good, so just to humor himself, he sprayed himself across his chest. Sam came rolling around the corner with 3 boxes of Junior Mints and shook them indicating that she was ready to leave. Sam already paid so they just waltzed out automatic doors and made their way to the park.

Sam was finding herself walking a bit closer to Danny than usual. She bumped into him several times and blushing quite more often than usual.

They got to the park and they were all sprawled out on the grass cloud gazing. All Sam could see was Danny. She had to stop. She found herself against her will, rolling over on her side staring into Danny's eyes which were gazing up into the sky. Sam had some feelings that she has only felt in her dreams. She felt more attracted to him for some reason that he could not comprehend. Sam danced her fingers playfully up and down his arms.

Danny turned his head, confused. "..Uh Sam? What's uh… uh…" Danny trailed off and was lost in Sam's eyes that were staring right into him. Danny was confused at this sudden attention, he wasn't complaining oddly enough. Sam moved closer to him and moved her lips in slowly to his ear.

"Whatcha thinking about Danny?" she whispered seductively into his ear. Her warm breath crawling down his neck and ticking his chest. No wait, those were her fingers.

Danny sat up quickly and Sam got up too. Only she sat down behind him her legs straddling him and her chest pressed up against his back. She placed her chin on his shoulder and let out a big sigh. Danny was still befuddled, and this only aroused Sam even more. She loved it when he was all confused, he looked so cute.

Sam wrapped her arms around his chest and pulled him tighter. And whispered flirtatiously in her ear once more, in similar style Paulina used to get what she wants.
"Danny, I-uh.. There is something I need to tell you. For a long time I've had these feelings for you and well, ever since recently, I've well, felt stronger about them."

Sam's lips were getting closer to his ear. She couldn't help but taste his skin. She started nibbling on his ear, sucking on it at softly chewing on it. Danny couldn't help but chuckle, he was incredibly ticklish and behind his ears. Danny always denied the obvious truth. She was perfect. He loved her, and apparently, she loved him back.

Sam was done from briefly enjoying his skin in her mouth. She went back to whispering in his wet, saliva covered ear, while pulling him even closer if that was possible. "I love you Danny."

Danny just smiled and lifted Sam's arms from off his chest. He turned around and smiled back her, just gazing in her beautiful lilac eyes. He traced her jaw line with his finger, circling her lips.

"I love you too Sam…" Danny wasted no time, he slowly closed his eyes and slowly moved into her, but he was met from more than halfway as he was thrown to the ground with Sam on top of him.

He was expecting his first real kiss to be more, well, subtle. Sam was on top of him with her lips engulfing his. Her tongue was begging for a tango with Danny's. Danny was shocked to feel Sam's tongue lick his front teeth, but going on pure instinct, opened up and let her have her desire, as it was his as well.

Sam gracefully ran her fingers through his messy, black hair, and down his neck. She parted and kissed down his chin onto his neck.

"His skin here is so soft…" she thought to herself. As she was sucking on his neck, licking it, chewing on it. She was too into it to stop. That is until she was done. After wards, they completely parted, lip-wise, and laid down on the ground and cuddled up to each other.

She looked up at his face to see a satisfied look, he looked happy, loving, caring. She knew she was safe whenever she was with him. That's why she loved him. She looked up at the tiny red mark under his chin, and blushed just a little bit. She had to make sure that no one else could take him from her, Danny was hers and hers alone.

The sat up and walked away. They had to go home to start their homework. Danny looked over his shoulder to find that Tucker was no where to be found. He just shrugged and didn't think any more of it.

…Tucker was back at the drug store, out of breath. He walked up to the register, handed the lady a 20, and laid before her as many cans of Axe that he could carry…

A/N: lol i liked the ending sort of. Anyway reviews are always welcome and desired... please?

RxR