Stinking Shurikens
By PikaFlash
Disclaimer: All characters, songs and scenes belong to their respective owners...
Final Chapter and Omake Segment(s)
A/N: Now that this fanfic is complete, I can now concentrate on "My Schoolmate, The Shinobi".
Sasuke and Neji walked out a taxi to a building, surrounded by the press.
Reporter 1: "A nine-year corruption plot was uncovered by former ANBU Zero Agents Uchiha and Hyuga."
Naruto was walking out of court with his lawyers.
Reporter 2: "Files have been discovered on the corruption involving of Mayor Uzumaki and..."
Jiraiya was walking out of court.
Reporter C: "Konoha Arcade CEO Jiraiya was arrested and charged with corruption..."
Reporter D: "The police have praised the efforts of reporter Sakura Haruno for..."
Reporter 5:"These recordings implicate that both the Mayor and the commander of ANBU Zero were involved in the corruption that..."
Reporter F: "Kiba Inuzuka was charged for the murder of Iruka..."
Kiba was slapped, and then kicked in the groin by Sasuke.
Shikamaru was with his Media Agent, Ino.
Reporter 7: "The brave man who recorded this exclusive footage has received a 6-figure sum for his story..."
From Shikamaru's footage, Sakura takes the Kunai off the back of Naruto's Vest and presses the blade near Naruto's neck.
Neji was sliding down the glass window on the set of 'Konoha's Most Wanted'.
Reporter H:"The famous footage where former Agent Hyuga ended up in an accident on the set of..."
Reporter 9:"And the people of Konoha will long remember these words from their disgraced Mayor..."
A video footage of Sasuke putting the old Chunin vest onto the former Mayor of Konoha…
"Fuck you," cursed Naruto on camera.
Reporter 10: "Acting Mayor Konohamaru Sarutobi has shut down the ANBU Zero unit and sent its remaining staff will be integrated with..."
Both Neji and Sasuke were in Sasuke's apartment, wearing tuxedos as Sasuke switched off the TV, each holding a glass of champagne.
"Gotta catch em all!" both said in unison as they tapped the glasses in victory.
"That was a job well done, Neji," said Sasuke.
"Same here." Then, Sasuke and Neji hugged for a bit, only to break it off when Neji's wife was standing behind the two.
"You want me to leave, Neji-kun?" asked Tenten.
"If you don't mind..." said Neji as he looked at the watch. "It's five past the hour, Sasuke."
Sasuke adjusted his tie. "How do I look?"
"The Face of Seduction," said Neji.
The trio laughed.
"Thanks, Neji."
"Shall we?" asked Tenten as she takes Neji with her to the apartment balcony.
It wasn't long when the doorbell rings.
"It's open," Sasuke called out as he picks up a remote and plays a song, Fly Me to the Moon (I was listening to the ending theme to Neon Genesis Evangelion to get an idea)...
Fly me to the moon,
And let me play among the stars.
Let me see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars.
In other words, hold my hand!
In other words, darling, kiss me.
Sakura enters the apartment as she sees Sasuke with a minibar as Sasuke removes the cover off a cocktail shaker. Then, Sasuke skillfully kicked up a couple of small bottles and poured the contents into the shaker. Then, Sasuke tossed a handful of ice into the shaker and added a cut lime before closing the shaker.
Fill my heart with song,
And let me sing forever more.
You are all I long for, all I worship and adore.
In other words, please be true!
In other words, I love you!
Both Neji and Tenten were impressed with the way Sasuke shakes the cocktail. Sasuke poured the cocktail into two glasses and added a cherry in each cocktail. Sasuke gives a glass to Sakura. Both sipped their cocktails before they tossed the glasses away and began to dance.
Fly me to the moon,
And let me play among the stars.
Let me see what spring is like on Jupiter and Mars.
In other words, hold my hand!
In other words, darling, kiss me.
Sakura flips Sasuke over onto his couch. Sasuke smiled as Sakura pulled him up off the couch. Then, the two continued dancing to the balcony...
Fill my heart with song,
And let me sing forever more.
You are all I long for, all I worship and adore.
In other words, please be true!
In other words, I love you!
Neji and Tenten joined in as the four danced into the night...
End
Kakashi: "Kakashi Hatake here. You might remember me as the suave and handsome Evidence Room guy in Chapter 4. I'd like to take this opportunity to bring you this fanfic's Omake Segment. In this segment, I will show you my special cameo appearance in my favorite fanfic series, the Naruto News Show."
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Kakashi's Naruto News Show Cameo
Zabuza the butcher was talking to his employee, Haku.
"Well...butchers can't be trusted, especially with large head cleaving swords."
At the same time, Kakashi happens to listen in on the butcher's conversation.
"Oh my god!" screamed Kakashi. "Butchers can't be trusted!"
Naruto's Omake within the Omake Segment
Naruto: "Hi and welcome to the Omake within the Omake segment. I'm Naruto Uzumaki and I'd like to object Kakashi-sensei's claims that he is the only member of the supporting cast to get an Omake segment in this fanfic. Unlike Kakashi who decided to show off a cameo in some obscure comedy fanfic, my Omake Segment is home to a very special never-before-seen fanfic sketch. Enjoy..."
Naruto pauses...
Naruto: "Oh, and don't bother to expect any more Omakes after this..."
Naruto pauses again.
Naruto: "Actually, Shikamaru may have some, I think."
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Manga Brainstorm!
Shikamaru, Kiba, Sasuke, Ino, Neji, Sakura, Tenten and Shino were sitting at a round meeting table, scribbling notes and thinking. Then, Kiba spoke up.
"Ok, what about doing a new Manga series...I have no idea what will it be, but will have Ikue Otani doing the main character's voice once it becomes an Anime," Kiba suggested.
Everyone mumbled to each other for a bit as Shikamaru taps his pen.
"Ok, let's do a pilot."
Orochimaru's Omake segment
Orochimaru: "I don't want an Omake Segment! Get rid of it!"
Shikamaru's Omake Segment
Shikamaru: "Hello. I'm Shikamaru. I did not expect anyone would have the trouble to put up this Omake Segment for me. It's too troublesome for me to put up something about myself in this segment, but I think I'll use another one of Naruto's never-before-seen fanfic Sketches to cover myself as I take a nap in this segment..."
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Shikamaru's Nap
Naruto was sitting at a desk. "Well, it can only happen in America. A Florida man was removed from his home yesterday using a crane. He weighed 600 pounds, and on his back and buttocks, doctors found one thousand, nine hundred and 32 bed sores. Rock Lee has more... but let's forget about him."
Naruto picks up a newssheet. "This next one requires me to imitate a news report - A large ship carrying 50, 000 pounds of aromatherapy oils got split into the sea and burst into flames today, causing widespread calm and a sense of well-being along the coast of Wave Country. Shikamaru Nara is now at the beach with the captain."
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Shikamaru and Captain Kakashi were at the beach.
Naruto: "But who cares about that now since the joke's over."