Lawl update that's way too soon that's about a story you don't care about.
This last chapter is dedicated to Fargus, anything sexy, and me XOMG?
That sounded Joeban-ish-i-ness, WHY DO I KEEP RIPPING PEOPLE OFF.
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And so Pit, Zelda, Link, Kirby, Samus, Mewtwo, Dr. Mario and Ness were the only ones left.
Master Hand flew in from the front door "It's time for our next challenge!1" he screamed in horror and the nine disappeared.
They reappeared in a cave.
"WOW A CAVE!" Ness said with an anime mouth that looks weird, it had been passed down from generation to generation, onto Luigi, and now Ness, but he was over doing it and the mouth rabidly ate Ness and popped.
Suddenly a massive herd of raving apples came charging at them, Master Hand pushed a button on a wall and bars separated them from the raving horrors.
"You all have to out run these, ride a freaky thing, get to an island, and get a treasure chest!" he said and pushed the button.
The raving apples ate him since he forgot to disappear.
They ate Dr' Mario's head and fruit punch gushed out of his neck.
The others ran off screaming in the other direction.
Stone pillars fell over in front of them, the six jumped around them, but Samus tripped and was covered in apples.
They reached a lake in the cavern. Mewtwo used his freaky psychic powers to control a giant black cat swimming in the water.
Everyone jumped on it and told it swim off.
Leaving behind Link and Kirby.
"NUUUUEEEES!1!" they said as waves and waves of apples flooded towards them. The two ran along the shoreline to a steep rock hill.
"UP THEREZ!" Link screamed, popping some apples with his sword.
The cat was right in the middle between the shore and the island.
Link climbed up a bamboo latter conveniently placed next to him, it led to a tiny cliff sticking out of the rock wall. He scrambled up it; there was a single red lever in the center of it.
"OOH HOW PERTY!" Link said pulled it.
Suddenly a massive ghost pirate ship appeared in front of the cat, it smacked into it and floated around unconsciously, they got onto the ship.
Zelda, Mewtwo, and Pit looked around at the old and dusty crap and stuff inside.
Suddenly Phargus, the ghost of the zombie, ran around raving and ate Mewtwo.
Pit took out an O YA? Arrow, he shot it at Phargus who disappeared on impact, scary laughter echoed around and the two got scared and cried and stuff.
The apples raved their way on top of Kirby and devoured him.
"NOOESUSUUUEEEUSSUS!1" Link said, the fruit of horror climbed the latter, Link jumped off into the crystal clear water.
Pit and Zelda got onto the deck of the boat.
"Use the steering thingy!" Zelda said, Pit ran up to it and tried pulling on it.
"It won't move!" Pit said,
"NURD! You must be really weak!" Zelda said, fuming at how 'weak' he was, until her head caught fire.
Zelda died.
Link swam until he hit the boat and floated around unconsciously with the freakishly huge cat.
Pit screamed and swam off to shore.
He climbed up the blue sandy beach of sandiness and horror. Slapping into a treasure chest.
"LOL LIEK WOWZ!" Pit said, he opened it to find gold spray painted chicken nuggets, he bought it though, "ZOMG GOLD NUGGETZ!" he rolled around in the chest, making the top fall down and latch, Pit screamed until the nuggets popped, then hacked his way out with a rabbit.
He was back at his land.
"YAY!" Pit, now Banana the II, stated.
"Huh? WTF. NNUUUUUUUUEEEEEEESSSSZSZSSZSSSSZZZZZZZZZZ!1!1!" Banana stated/screamed while looking at the sky dramatically.
The Friggin' End
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Huh, so only Peach, Link, and Pit lived, and Pit 'won'.
If you haven't read this fic and just looked at the end to see what I just wrote then: LAWL APPLES :P.
OH EL OH EYE MAID AY PHUNNII.
Please review/flame/yo moma joke/whatever.