Argument

By: QDT

Disclaimer: I am about five inchestaller than JKR and can only attempt at a pathetic imitation of a British accent. I own nothing but a cool pair of purple socks, which you will hear more about in chapter four.

NOTE: This first chapter is what old Voldy was so worked up about in Forty-Four: Writing of The Death Eater Files. What follows is an argument between our charming antagonist and myself. Enjoy!

Voldemort I

I, the all-powerful, brilliant, and altogether too sexy for my nose Dark Lord, the one and only Lord VOLDEMORT, do hereby decree that the woman known as the Queen of Duct Tape shall henceforth write no more of her outlandish falsehoods titled the Death Eater Files, or face open prosecution from said Death Eaters.