Disclaimer: Pendragon doesn't belong to me.
Yeah.. this is probably going to be stupid. If you've read my other Pendragon fanfics, you KNOW this is going to be stupid.
Bobby: Look! It's Orlando Bloom!
Saint Dane: Ooooh! Were! Is my hair okay?
Bobby: You don't have any hair!
Saint Dane and Bobby: ORLANDOOO! WAIT FOR US! (Fangirl scream)
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Alder: You know, I never wanted to be a knight. I always wanted to be... (stares off dreamily) the most beautiful balarina on Denduron!
Wu Yenza: And guess what? I never wanted to be cheif Aquaneer. I always wanted to be a man!
Spader: That explains alot...
Akward Silence.
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(This next one is very possible)
Courtney: I'm so depressed. Everyone hates me. I'm not the ruler of the earth. I don't have guys drooling all over me anymore. (emo cutting begins)
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Spader: (Laying on his bed in a sexy man-thong) Hey Pendragon (evil laugh) Why don't you come and... Check these bed covers with me. (Rubs the sheets) heh heh, Authentic Zaadian Silk.
Bobby: Uncle Press, he makes me emo!
Press: It's okay Bobby. It's okay (sniff)
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Saint Dane: I only want to destroy Halla becouse... (sniff) Halla made me ugly! (sob)
Alder: Aaaaw, it's okay!
Spader: Yeah! We love you!
(Group Hug)
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Loor: Like, OH MY GOD! Aja you broke my nail!
Bobby: Oh no you DI 'INT GIRL FRIEND! (snap)(snap)(snap)
Aja: ...
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Gunny: I'm to sexy for my clothes! (Takes them off)
All male travelers: WHOOOOO! (Whistle)
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Bobby: (Scratched Boon's ears)
Boon: Ooooh yeah. That's the spot. (Leg goes up and down) OH YES! YES PENDRAGON!
Bobby: Wow...
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Yenza: How'd it go today?
Spader: It wasn't that bad..
Yenza: Your lieing. Tell me.
Spader: Well... Good news or bad news?
Yenza: Bad news first.
Spader: All of the other Aquaneers died, We've gone bankrupt, all the fish are dead, soon the water is all going to dry up, your mother died in a horrible accident, and on top of all that, your brother is moving in with you and has already eaten your food supply for the next three years.
Yenza: (On ground twitching, rocking back and forth) What's the good news?
Spader: I saved alot of money on car insurance by switching to Geico!
Yenza: (dies)
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Relin: ...And that's why everyone on Denduron is so depressed.
Alder: But.. My mama say it becouse I to cool fer everyone!
Relin: Well yo mama was wrong!
Alder: (face turns red) Alder angry.. ALDER HULK! (Turns into a big green moster and beats him untill he is no more)
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Spader: Water is good for you!
Saint Dane: Gaaatoraaaade!
Bobby: I wouldn't do that if I were you!
Saint Dane: Water sucks, it really really sucks!
Spader: ... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (Stabs Saint Dane)
Bobby: O.o
Patrick: ..I saw that coming... BECOUSE I AM TEACHER-MAN! DO YOUR HOMEWORK MUAHAHA!
(Paper is thrown at him) (sob)
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Bobby: So..People from the future have orange, deformed, Cheeto hair?
Patrick: Yup.
Bobby: WHY! (Sob)
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Alder: HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!
Spader: Oh you know that's hot...
Bobby: (drool)
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Queen Kagan: (Devours everything in the dining room including table and some people) (snort) You ganna eat that? (Points to Alder's plate which is his only dinner for the whole year, which is a small pea..)
Alder: N-n-no.. (Hands it over) E-e-eat it, g-go ahead...
Kagan: (Gobbles the pea, the plate, and his hand.)
Alder: (Bleeding to death) Gosh she's beautiful...
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You can tell when i'm bored.
You can flame if you want becouse, I did this out of EXTREME BORDOM! Yes I got some things from the Water Boy (Love that movie)And Hulk (cough). I also had to make fun of that stupid Geico commercial SOME WAY! Well anyway, review. Since Alder is not loved by anyone but me, everyone forgot about the first book. Relin is that weird miner guy from the Milago village and Kagan is the fat, overly stuffed Queen. INFACT, Alder is SO unloved, he got desprate enough to fall for Queen Kagan. Poor Alder, his suffering shall never end.