OH MY GOD I HATE MY LIFE THIS STORY IS JUST FULL OF GRAMMAR FAIL OMG LOL! AND NONE OF YOU PROBABLY KNOW WHO THE HELL LETA AND BETA ARE! NO DESCRIPTION WHATSOEVER, OMG! LOL

Leta Confetter is a hot pink 13 year old two tailed fox, whom is a bitch...omg i dont even know if she is 13 i freakin forgot lol AND THIS IS SAD I MADE THIS CHARACTER WHEN I WAS 13, AND NOW IM 17 LOL omg. Life. is funny.

Beta Confetter is a light blue 8 year old two-tailed fox. She's a smarticle article.

Oh my god life. lol

ON WITH THE STORY I HAVENT UPDATED IN TWO YEARS!

Chapter 6: Oh my god, life is funny

"I HAD ENOUGH OF THIS MADNESS!" Leta shouted, with full of RAGE I TELL YA!

"Don't get mad at me! YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY, LITTLE SISTERS LOOK UP TO THEIR BIG SISTERS!"

"Why the hell do you look up to me?"

"You have the sex appeal! Guys are always after you!" Beta cried out. YES, CRIED OUT.

"OH FOR THE LOVE OF THE LORD, BETA! YOU ARE 8 YEARS OLD!"

"And you are 13...it doesn't make you any better!"

Leta Confetter just about had it! She blew a fuse! NO, SHE ERUPTED LIKE A VOLCANO!

"AHHH, JUST SHUT UP! SHUT UP AND LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS INSANITY!"

"LETA! Calm down!"

BOOM and CRASH and BAAAAM! The door was slammed open knocking Leta to the floor. Also, resulting in a certain character standing over her.

"WE'RE BACK NOW!" Vector yelled.

"MONSTUHS!" Leta started shouting, throwing her hands in the air and then covered her eyes to hide herself from Vector.

Espio walked into the house, and looked down and saw the shivering Leta. He was the first to ask. "Why is she like...having a seizure?"

Beta sighed, folding her arms and started to say, "She apprantely thinks you guys are mon-"

"MONSTUHS!" Leta cried, still on the floor, opening her arms again to show DRAMATIC EFFECT.

"Right...so, Vector had to use the little boys room, that's why we left so suddenly."

"Even though I could have went by myself...I'm freaking 20."

"You know you could have just used the bathroom here..."

"...He is a crocodile. Crocodiles don't PEE IN TOILETS!"

"YEAH, THE SWAMP IS WHERE IT'S AT!" Charmy flew in yelling.

"Well, NEITHER do freaking FOXES, BUT YOU STILL ME AND LETA SHI-"

"MONSTUHS!"

"WILL YOU FOR FUCK SAKES, SHUT YOUR PILE HOLE!" Espio screamed, stomping on the floor.

"MONSTUHS!"

"THIS CALLS FOR DRASTIC MEASURES!" Espio epicly pointed his finger up in the air, to feel epic. He bent down and slapped the shenanigans outta Leta, causing her to free her crack attacks. With one single smack, her head started jerking and her eyes acting like they were slots. YOU KNOW, LIKE IN THOSE CARTOONS WHERE THEIR EYES ARE RAPIDLY MOVING!

Beta opened her mouth and said "You know she is going to kick your butt when she-"

BUT WAS QUICKLY CUT OFF WHEN, "I'M SO GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!" came out of Leta's filthy mouth.

KA-POW!

And much to our surprise, Leta literally kicked Espio in the arse.

"If it wasn't for the damn Charmeleon, you would'nt have awakened from your crack mode."

"CAMELEON! This ain't no damn Pokemon!" Leta shouted at her little sister.

"Oh MAN, stop YELLING at me! It's like you think I do everything wrong!"

"You do, you are a big mistake at life! Especially your boyfriend!"

The Chaotix crew cringed at the tone of voice Leta was using, and the words she was saying. They hate the fact that Leta lets her anger get the best of her, and then decided to blame everyone else for pointless things.

"...NO I'm not! And he isn't my boyfriend!"

"OH BUT YOU WANT HIM TOO, RIGHT? You even said so in the previous chapters of this story, don't even. And you have been annoying the hell out of me. You have YET to make that Translator Machine. Obviously I'm the only one committed to both WANTING TO KNOW WHAT THE FUCK THESE GUYS ARE SAYING AND HOW TO GET THEM BACK TO NORMAL! Also, this is all Tails fault, and like I said, you aren't doing shit to make it better."

AT the other side of the door, Sonic Chao and Tails Chao were listening to the argument of the Confetter sisters.

"Oh my god...life is funny," Sonic Chao began to crack up.

"Leta is such a bitch..."

"Oh, I like beetches," Sonic snickered, making a 'V' smile.

"Good for you."

"IT IS!"

"Shadow likes bitches too."

"Godammit.."

Tails Chao ignored Sonic Chao and just decided to slowly fly to the only window that was in Cream's empty bedroom. Sonic Chao sensed a little sadness.

"Look man...I'm sorry, I don't know why Leta is the way she is."

"It's not really the point, I just feel bad that Beta has to go through this."

"WELL FOR POOPS SAKE, TAILS! ACT ON IT!" Sonic Chao cried out, jumping up and down.

"Say what?"

"You are an IM-BE-CI-LE! You just stand there like a...confused nugget and whatnot. She obviously likes you, AND NEITHER OF YOU ARE DOING ANYTHING! My lord if someone has ever reached to the highest stupidity level, I THINK IT'D BE YOU!"

CRASH AND BANG! DOWN goes another door of Cream's house!

"We are going for a fucking walk," Beta glared at Tails Chao.

"Yeah, YEAH! COWARD OUT OF A FIGHT LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO! THAT IS WHAT YOU ARE BEST AT!"

TAILS CHAO JUST ABOUT HAD ENOUGH! Tails Chao flew to Leta's face with lighting speed, and started slapping Leta's face silly! And surpringsly enough...IT WAS PAINFUL!

"AUGH! Get these dirty chao punk OFFA ME!"

Sonic Chao was slightly amused, but then...he noticed something...

Tails Chao wasn't only slapping her face...he was slapping every body part he possibly could..

TAILS CHAO HAS JUST TOUCHED LETA'S BOOBS!

To Sonic, this means war...

Okay bam, short stuff. And before any random new readers criticize, I purposely wrote this way. It is suppose to be random thoughts thrown out, and yes everything is in like one sentence. I am purposely making it like that. OKAY BYE!