Warning: Yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi yaoi Oh...and...I guess you could call some of this spoilers...
Disclaimer: (Do I always have to put this on there?) I do not own Kingdom Hearts nor it's characters...
or any of the songs I use...hehehe...
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"My penis looks like a yellow submarine,a yellow submarine,a yellow submarine!"
"Dude...WTF?"
"MWHAHAHA!I'M CRAZY AS A COCONUT!"
oO?
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I shoved Sora's key blade up his ass...
Niiiccceee...
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Sometimes I think Sora's the only camel on the road.
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Don't ask...
I just found out the wonders of sugar!
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I tried on lip-stick today...
I looked gay...
Does that rhyme?
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peeeeniiiissss...
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Sora asked me why girls had balloons on there chests...?
All I said...was that they for licking...
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Xemnas...looks gay in his black and white emo cloak...
It's like a man dress...
for men...
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Hmmm...
Guess what...
'The Great Big Book Of Tampons'
When I heard about it...I was all like...
Yoo...mehs gats tah gets mehs sums dat'
What bout' you man,what bout' you?
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I saw a huge Tampon at the store...
for like...
Ogers or something...
THEY WERE HUGE!
HUGE I SAY!
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Naked Riku...mmmmmm...
"b-b-but...you ARE Riku..."
Yes...I know...I know...Sweet,sweet Sora...
But I'm too sexy for my own good!
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HOLY SWEET RIKU!
...Holy sweet assed Riku...
Heheheheheh...
Yeah baby...
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Evil Guy-"Riku...are you sure your not jealous of Sora?"
Riku-"Of course not!He's my friend! I'll always be there for him! Because I'm his friend!"
Evil Guy-"...Sora...are you sure...you can trust Riku?"
Sora-"Hmmm...I dun know...?"
Riku-" oo...you...jerk..." runs away and leaves Sora to fight alone
Sora-"I think I can trust Ri-... Riku...?Where'd ya go?"
Evil Guy-"Hahahahaha...I'm such a frikin pimp!"
Sora-"Crap..."
Evil Guy-"CURSID FOOLS!
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OMG!BIRDS OF HELL!
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I had to look up the meaning of 'Kinky' to Sora...
Damn Dictionary...Didn't have a good definition...
Dictionary...Dic...Dick...
hahaha...
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My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard!
And there like,mines better than yours!
DAMN RIGHT IT'S BETTER THAN YOURS!
...man...I can sing that because I'm gay...
Sora sings it when we have sex...
Kiiiiinnnnkkyyy
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crap all of this...
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"C'mon...Do I look emo to you?"
"Ummm...well...Kinda..."
"SHUT THE HELL UP LEON!"
"What the hell?I'm Donald!"
"Dude...WTF?Why are you here?"
"To do a porno with Goofy...It's for Wakka..."
"Ohhh..."
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Is Goofy a dog? I think...But he talks...And thats fucked up...
And anything thats fucked up isn't right...
And what isn't right is fucked up...
fuck...
That isn't right...
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Sham yo...
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"OMG HARDER SORA!"
"But?"
"BUTTS OMG!"
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mmm...Birth Control Pills...
Lyk...What the fuck?
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My dear,you do look like a spotted Dick!
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I bought my happiness on ebay...
for .99 cents...
cheap,ne?
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Hey...when your head does a 3 60...does that mean your a posessed freak?
I think it does...
hmmmm...?
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S e X m A k E s Y o U r V I S I O n B a D
Haha! Now I know you can't read that you sick perverts!
oh...you can?
Shit...
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Sora tripped and scraped him knee...
He made me kiss it...
kiiiiinnnnkkyyy
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Hi hi! Hope you liked it!...Again...Sorry it took so long for me to write this...
I HAVE A LIFE TOO DAMMIT!...ok sorry for that as well...--;;;
(Oh,and tell me if I'm not making these long enough...)
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