(A/N):Thank you everyone for the reviews! To one of my reviewers, I went back and corrected most of the errors in the previous chapters, thanks for telling me! Wow, chapter 15 already! We're getting close to wrapping things up, so sad. I do however apologize for the wait, you know how school can get... so much to do... most people will be like "OH MY GOD! AFTER A YEAR+ HE'S FINALLY UPDATED!!" Sorry about the wait... tis a miracle, but I will try to finish this chapter. Technically there should be one chapter after this, but please, don't bet on it TT, but I'll try if I feel inspired.

Also, I really hope you all enjoy this chapter, I lost alot of my zeal near the end, but I did however provide some cute fanservice at the end. Please forgive my spelling, I was in a rush '

(Discalimer): I do NOT own Kingdom Hearts. WOW!

"Oh Xemnas! Why did you leave me at that café all by myself?" Sorceress Edea spoke grabbing Xemnas and holding him close to her bosom. "I called you name but you never came!"

"..." Xemnas remained quiet.

"Leave him alone you witch!" Le Blanc yelled from inside her birdcage.

"Quiet you! Or I'll roast you with a 'Flare' spell!" Edea shook Le Blanc's cage.

"Gahhh ohhh!?" Le Blanc collapsed inside the cage, and babbled incoherently.

"Nothing lost, nothing gained I suppose." Luxord spoke getting his bet back. Edea's little entrance had nullified all of the bets the casino had taken.

"I must admit I didn't expect that!" Setzer spoke taking the last sip of his drink.

"I did..." Luxord sighed, he was drunk.

"Not very good at holding your liquor are you?" Setzer condescended to Luxord.

"Okay?" A girl with white hair, and red eyes muttered as she held Seifer, who was currently incapacitated, and on fire.

"Are you okay? Me and Fuu were worried y' know?" A boy with dark hair, and an orange tank top asked trying to put Seifer out.

"Rai..." Fuu said, he only making the situation worse.

"What... was that?" Axel was in a wide eyed daze as Zexion, and Demyx dragged him from the rubble of a wooden table.

"Tsk..." Was the only thing Zexion could say, but Demyx was taking advantage of this.

"You are okay Mr. Lincoln! We're on out way to the white hose, but it will take four score and seven years to get there! So we'll be stopping by the Ford theater to meet Mr. Booth." Demyx manipulated Axel.

"Booth Huh?" Axel cocked his head stupidly, unable to grasp the conversation, he looked up at his hair to see a tiny flame burning. "What a pretty fire." Even now Axel, was Axel, even though the thought he was President Lincoln.

Of the three nobodies blasted out of the ring, Xaldin was the only one in shape to walk. He stood, and brushed him self off. "Hmph." He muttered.

"You okay?" Xigbar asked, the other nobodies started gathering around them, (except for Saix, and Edea who were laughing manically in the background.

"So this is the infamous girlfriend? A sorceress?" Xaldin asked.

"Yeah it is." Xigbar retorted.

"Axel? Axel?" Roxas snapped his fingers in front of his friend's face, but it was useless.

"Hello Dolly Madison! Save any good pictures of Washington lately?" Axel laughed.

"Look what you've done. Have you no shame? He's developed a Complex." Zexion held the bridge on his nose as if to stop it from bleeding.

"Not really!" Demyx laughed as he continued to fill Axel's head with ideas.

"Come children! Let us take our leave." Edea spoke as she dragged Xemnas by the hood.

"..." Xemnas was at a loss for words. Marluxia appeared, and followed with the group discreetly, doing nothing but whistling to himself.

They boarded the Moogle ship once again, but this time there was a little surprise. There sat Larxene, and Luxord playing cards, and Larxene was winning.

"Thank you again Luxord, I won't let the money go to waste." Larxene laughed.

"What?!" Everyone yelled in surprise.

"How could you beat him without cheating?" Xigbar asked.

"He's totally, and wonderfully drunk!" Yuna laughed, flying though the door.

"Hammered." Paine spoke.

"Okay it doesn't really matter! Let's go!" Edea Demanded pushing Xemnas onto the seat. "Buckle everyone! I may be a heartless witch, but I'm also a mother!"

"I want to sleep..." Demyx muttered starting up the ship of the umptieth time.

"With these people around?" Zexion stated in an ironic tone.

"You're right, there's no hope." Demyx lifted off into space, crying his eyes out...

"Now I want you to go to that coliseum okay?" Edea spoke to Demyx.

"Fine, fine." Demyx followed orders.

"So? Marluxia? Where are the forms? I have lots of money now, can I buy them from you?" Larxene asked.

"No, you're not getting them." Marluxia yelled at the blonde lightning bug.

"Give them to me Marluxia!"

"NO!!"

"That's it!" Xigbar fumed, he had tiny black rings under his eyes. He went over, and pulled the forms out of Marluxia's pocket. "Mr. Lincoln, I need a light." Xigbar put the paper in front of Axel's face.

"Fire! Save President Washington!" Axel yelled as he lit the papers on fire.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Larxene and Marluxia cried together.

"So sad, so gone!" Xigbar laughed as Larxene and Marluxia sobbed.

"That was fun Mr. Booth." Axel began to talk to Luxord, and the two of them wandered of into la-la land, Roxas just supervised.

The remainder of the trip was fairly calm, nothing of real interest, thank the Holy Lord in Heaven.

"So here we are! Olympus coliseum!" Edea cheered.

"Fun! Fun!" Saix cheered after her. He, as well as all of the other organization members were dressed in togas and the like.

"Finally he wears something more becoming..." Xigbar stretched his arms. He was followed by Xaldin.

"Bring fourth the prisoner!" Edea commanded. Yuna, Rikku, Paine, and Le Blanc, lead Xemnas off the ship.

"So sad, so miserable." Marluxia cried in tandem with Larxene. The two of them had death-veils over their faces.

"Drama." Zexion uttered as he leaned against a wall.

"You three be good you hear!? Don't make my bust out that hose!!" Demyx yelled behind him, leaving Roxas, Axel, and Luxord behind.

"Are you sure it's safe to leave them alone?" Zexion asked.

"Yes, yes, Roxas is a mature young nobody! Let's just have some fun!!" Demyx smiled.

"Me and Xaldin are gonna watch a few matches, you lunatic can go have your merry fun on you own." Xigbar spoke walking off with Xaldin in to the main coliseum.

"So where are we going?" Demyx asked.

"Hell." Edea spoke.

"What?!" Demyx jumped back.

"No really, hell, but it seems that someone has closed this door..." Edea spoke as she approached the closed door of the coliseum.

"What are you doing?" Demyx stared.

"Opening the gate to hell." Zexion answered for Edea.

"Life is hell." Larxene wept.

"Life is hell, life is hell." Marluxia echoed.

"..." Xemnas stared with interest.

"I don't really remember the words... so METEOR!!" Edea raised her hands; a massive comet fell from space, and crashed into the door, shattering it to tiny fragments.

"How graceful!" Saix cheered, running head first into the black abyss.

"Let's go." Zexion spoke, walking at a slightly higher pace then normal.

"You just wanna see dead people don't you?!" Demyx was hesitant to go down the stairs into the pit.

"Yes." Zexion replied bluntly, and continued walking down the stairs.

"That's not fair you guys! Don't leave me." Demyx just stood there.

"It's fine." Zexion spoke grabbing Demyx's sleeve, and led him down in into the pit.

"..." Demyx calmed down for a bit. "I DON'T WANNA GO!! I DON'T WANNA GOOOOOOO!!" He cried as Zexion continued to lead him down into the blackness.

"Another one bites the dust." Xigbar spoke as he reclined on the coliseum's seats.

"..." Xaldin just watched

"The pit fights are murder!! Don't kill the hydra!!" The recognizable voice of Lexaeus could be heard. There he was standing, in the middle of the field, dressed as a Buddhist monk, waving a sign that said, 'give peace a chance' in a Winnie the Pooh font.

"Here we go again..." Xigbar clenched his hand into a fist, and sobbed.

"What have you people been doing?" Xaldin spoke in a voice-of-reason-among-many-lunatics tone.

"So this is hell? I thought there would be more fire, and maybe some brimstone, but no! I get a river." Demyx complained as he stuck his hand into the death-water.

"You might not want to do that..." Zexion warned.

"Why?"

"That's why." Zexion pointed at a sign, it read... "Warning, do not put hand in water, may cause instant death... do not feed the dead people..."

"..." Demyx pulled his hand back as quickly as possible.

"Well children, I'm going to have to leave you lone for a minute, Me, Saix, and Xemnas here are taking a boat ride around the Styx." Edea spoke approaching two little demons.

"Welcome to the Pain and Panic, boat tours of hell! We'll take you to all the sights of suffering! Like boiled in oil! Eyes sewn shut, and the ever popular, roulette wheel of doom." A red demon spoke.

"Please have your passes ready!" A little blue demon spoke hole punching Edea's passes.

"Well we're off to see the sights, cause pain and suffering nothing special." Edea laughed as she sat next to Xemnas.

"See the sights! See the sights!" Saix laughed, rocking the boat.

"DON'T LEAVE ME WITH HER!! GOD PLEASE! DON'T LEAVE ME WITH HER!!" Xemnas yelled crying his eyes out.

"In hell, no one can hear you scream..." Edea held onto Xemnas's wrist. "Bye-bye! I'll see you when you die!"

"I want to die, I want to die..." Larxene and Marluxia continued their wailing. Suddenly the ghost of the wardrobe forms floated by... "... I WANT IT!!" Larxene and Marluxia jumped into the water without a second thought.

"Fools..." Zexion remarked as they went swimming into the depths of hell.

"That can't be good fo you skin!" Demyx remarked. They boarded their own boat and set off after the two fools. (The lovers and the idiots in the death-stream)

The tour began, their guide was not nearly as colorful as the two demons, as he was merely Death himself, but meh, no big deal. Zexion was truly a screwed up individual. Then they came upon them. Three sisters.

"The eye is mine! Let me see it!" One yelled. "Ha, see what blindy?" The other yelled. "Wait, help me find my contact! Er... wait." The three of them bickered over a large yellowed eye. Suddenly it slipped out of their hands and fell... straight into Demyx's lap.

"Kyaaaaa!!" he scream girlishly actually causing Zexion to snicker slightly. Demyx threw the eye up into the air and it landed directly into one of the sister's eye sockets.

"Oh well, look at this! Nobodies! Ha! Welcome to the tunnel of love!" One of them joked, the next sister took the eye. "Oh yes! Nobodies, we don't get your kind here much." The third took the eye. "Oh ho! Have you come to see your fate?"

"Er... no... that's okay." Demyx answered.

"Oh oh oh!" They said at once. "We're going to tell you anyway!" They paused and looked very serious.

"What is it?" Demyx looked scared, but Zexion merely raised an eyebrow.

"Hehehehehehhehhehhehhehhehehehheheh!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH!! HOHOHOHOHOHOH!! HAW HAW HAW!! The sisters laughed evilly.

"I-is it bad?" Demyx asked.

"This is too rich to just tell you, ha ha, but we'll give you a clue...Cloaked Schemer and Melodious Nocturne!"

"Um... what..." Demyx stared blankly.

"That's it! That's your clue!" Suddenly the three sisters disappeared.

"Well that was confusing..." Demyx remarked as the boat continued on. After a while of watching people suffering the two grew bored.

"There those two still swimming?" Zexion asked. Demyex peered over the side of the boat off into the distance.

"Yeah..." Demyx said as they returned to the silence.

"Demyx..."

"What is it?"

"Would you like to know what my weapon is?"

"Huh?" Demyx made a face of mixed surprise and curiosity. This was really out of Zexy's character. "Really?"

"Yes."

"I'd love to see it!"

"I don't know what your expecting... It's not a big deal, don't laugh." He said slightly blushing.

"I'd never laugh." Demyx responded.

"Fine... Close your eyes." He said as Demyx did so.

"You can open them now." Demyx opened his eyes to see Zexion holding a large black book.

"Huh?! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"

"You said you wouldn't laugh! Liar!" Zexion smashed the book across his head.

"Ow, that hurt! I'm sorry..."

Zexion turned away quickly with his arms crossed and a harsh look on his face.

"So what does it say on the inside?" Demyx asked.

"That's none of you business!" Zexion blushed severely.

"C'mon Zexy! Show me!" Demyx jumped on Zexy to pry the book out of his hands focibly.

"Hell no!"

"Please?!"

"No, you idiot! Get off me!"

"Anyway, we should head back soon." Demyx stopped his advances.

"Whatever, you idiot." Zexion sighed, he knew soemthing crazy would be waiting for them when they reached the shore.

A/N A short chapter, but I wanted to give some kind of closure to this unfinished story. If I write another chapter, Vexen will be the last to appear. Thanks to my loyal readers! Also, I had the opportunity to cosplay Zexy! Lol, I only wish I had a Demyx with me to reenact all these crazy scenarios! Itterashai! Until we meet again!