Oh, by the way. This is the LAST chappie of Excuse Me, But That's My Heart You're Stealing. Without the motovation of my favorite ladies, I wouldn't have been able to continue. Thanks for the love. ((Someone make me some Yakitori now, please))
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SASUKE-KUN!
I woke up to the gentle sound of soft breathing. I knew it was noneother than my fiance's. Of course, two years ago it could have been anyone with tight clothes. If I opened my eyes would I awaken to a nighmare...and find that the two years that have passed actually didn't?
It's been my greatest fear since we started dating.
I opened my dark eyes to see blinding light streaming through my windows. It was a comfortable feeling that arouse in my chest.
I suppose it was pure bliss that took over all else. I sighed a comfortable, whistless deep breath. Someone's head rested comfortably on my chest, rising and falling with every breath I took. The hair wild, restless hair tickled my torso.
It was my...love. Uzamaki Naruto. He was finally mine alone.
It was a tricky medicine that kept me attached the blonde. Tricky my ass. It was emotion that sucked majorly. In one moment you could be in total ecstacy and then in the next the little boy you tried to just sex would complain the matress is much to lumpy tonight and would be better tomorrow, for sure.
It.was.love.
It couldn't have been anything else. Right? Nonetheless, this was the happiest day of my entire life. I was wearing nothing more than tight, white capris...for men obviously. Naruto? He wore nothing at all, but the eggshell colored satin sheets twirled about his hips. Damn did I want to embroid him with my body, too. Tangled limbs and lots of sweat.
The boy wouldn't dare sleep uncovered and naked, no matter how much I tried to tear off uneeded sheets. Pants? Pft, who needs 'em?
In the sunshine, Naruto's ring could be seen. Our marriage Western style symbol of true fucking love glinted on his tanned finger. God...I'm getting married. It's not game over...the games have yet to begin. I smiled and slung my leg over the Dobe's hips. My legs were THAT long.
I guess it's time to wake him up. We were going to be wed in the Land of the Mist by a waterfall. It would be around evening and the sun of course would be just setting along the misty horizon. The entire land of Konoha was invited too, by Naruto's choice. I would have just tried to get it all over with but no.
I mean, I suppose it better damn well be special...it was MY wedding day...of course as expected I was adored by twice the amount of girls and the future hokage would be looked upon as a faggot, along with the enitre village...it would have the reputation of a powerful, gay village.
Until that time comes, I thought twiddeling my blonde'shair between my fingers, we enjoy our life and I stand by my future spouce. No matter what.
NARUTO-CHAN!
I scratched the hem of my Uchikake with frustration. Sure it was made of silk and beautiful silk brocade, yadda yadda, but it was hot. Mainly because of the fine embroidered patterns and scenes of animals like cranes, flowers, pines and other nature type things. It was such a bother, so many layers.
Sasuke decided that we should wear the color that fit us both best, so we picked out each of eachothers garments. The bastard wanted me to wear a dark orange color adorned with white and I chose black for him. Because you haven't seen anything till you saw that jerk in a black uniform. Actually, as a joke, I chose teal but he "patiently" declined.
Ino, Sakura, Temari, and Tenten dressed in white kimonos had me ontop of a stool as I figited and itched my imaginary 5 o'clock shadow.
"So your the bride, eh?" Temari said, blankly adjusting my hair adornments. Bride? The fuck? "No." I said, crudely. Well, then why oh why was I dressed in a woman's kimono? My heart sank. I WAS the bride, there was no way in hell I was gonna live this down.
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The sun had set on the horizon. It happened to be the very same color as my dress, er, kimono too. Had he planned that? The theme had seemed to be orange, black and white, judging from the dangling cranes and paper lanterns above my heavy feeling head. Although, I gotta say, the flutes went wonderfully with the soft, serene ambiance of the waterfall.
Ooh, ooh and remember the fireflys? I did and asked Sasuke about it, so now each table that overlooked us from behind had a jar containing 9 of the illuminated insects. Chouji provided the catering, Ino provided the flowers.
A couple people snapped pictures, totally blinding my eyes. Iruka looked at me and dabbed his eyes with a soaked hankie while Kakashi gave a large thumbs up and grinned, holding the dolphin-chan close.
In traditional Japanese weddings, there were no best men, however I held Shikamaru and Kiba close at the reception after the wedding where there will be exchanging of gifts and meeting of family. I didn't have family...nither did Sasuke...guess...we'll just have to meet everyone else's. I sighed and wondered what my Otousan or okasan would say about my sexuality. Would they frown on it?
God, it's hot. ((the thoughts quickly passed)) I poked the Shinto priest who stood beside me and asked him when Sas was coming. His wrinkles seemed to quiver as he gently lifted an aged finger and pointed. My head wheeled.
Sasuke approached. I realized he was adorned in a Montsuki kimono. It was black with white crests. Mostly black however, save for the Uchiha crest on the front and back of the kimono, which was full length but was tucked into hakama pants begining at the hips.
A black haori overcoat draped his shoulders, it was at that point that I saw his arms weren't even in the sleeves and it literally was hanging on his masculine, broad shoulders only. Jeeze, what a laid back asswipe, his foorsteps were incredibly light sounding against the ledge of the falls, too
Although, I gotta admit, my heart was skipping beats like a game of simple jump rope. The whole of Sasuke's being screamed sex and he knew it. He didn't act like a teme on purpose all the time. Just most of it. I mean, It certainly wasn't love at first sight with me. His personality sucked definate ass. Well, I put him into shape, I thought cockily. I love you too, Uchiha.
Finally! Let's...get married today, Sasuke-teme.
"Hey honey." He muttered sarcastically and took my hand. "Let's do this." I nodded at him.
Sasuke kneeled and looked up at me along with the priest and the entire population of Konohagakure. "Are you coming?" My face burnt and I kneeled down, waiting for the priests blessing.
"What are we doing?" I whispred to my almost husband, so quietly the Shinto dude couldn't hear. "Getting married." Sasuke replied smoothly, so barely inaudable, I could almost not hear him.
"Come again?"
"Getting purified."
"Ah."
"What's next?"
"What?" He hissed.
I asked him again and he said "vows" very silently.
"Then?"
"...Would you ever so kindly shut up for a second...dobe?" Jeeze, I just wanted to know why it was taking so damn long.
Sasuke took my hand and lifted me. The old man gave Sasuke and me a small goblet filled with some liquid. The whiskers on the priest's lips moved, "san san kudo."
what?
Sasuke shoved his sake in my face and grabbed mine and we chugged it down. We did this nine times. Then, I realized drunkily that...actually my gown should have been pure white, my kimono's were flip flopped. I had the reception kimono on instead of the marriage one. Oh well, screw it...I thought as the room spun. We're men! OR...MAYBE ONLY...Sasuke is!
Why is everyone...drinking so much? ((hickup))
Sasuke's face came up and kissed me, "My lawfully wedded, wife...Uchiha Naruto."
SASUKE-CHAN!
Life was complete. It was quite easily and simpily decided to me among mere seconds ago after the reception. You'll probably get the low-down in the sequel. We walked hand in lube in hand to the suite, golden and forest green with a shrine/skyscraperlook to it. Now we were inside our room in teh top story. It overlooked the tiny city just as my office did, with windows that no one could see into but we could see out of. The village blinked white in contrast with the darkness outside.
My head turned to an unfamiliar ceiling. It was our honeymoon suite ceiling in the Village Hidden in the Sound. Sure in the city it was rather bland, but in their forest's it's ambiance made up for all else.
The whole room and all it's colors screamed sex. Oh god, I want oyu screaming my name underneath me! No more imagining, I want you now! Naruto jumped on to the memory foam bed and asked me what I packed. I told him all I packed was lube. He frowned.
"You suck, Sasuke."
"Incomplete sentence, Kanai. What would be correct," I stated simply, "is saying 'Will you suck ME, Sasuke?'"
He stared back, "Wh-what? Well, you know what? Fuck you."
"My, my, my," I purred, inching closer to my wife, "So many incomplete sentences."
"T-that wasn't-" But it was too late, I put a hand on his chest, pulling him closer in his black nightie, my lips crushing like a tidal wave against his. He tried to press me off of him. Both my hands clenched his shirt and brought his warm body closer to mine.
"Mmmpphh!" Ah-ha. Enterance, future hokage-chan. I sucked on his lips, they were warm. You taste so good, Naruto. I pushed my tounge in licked his teeth. "Ah..haha" I laughed in his mouth, sounding like my old boss, Orochimaru.
More, Naruto. Cocking my head, a shock of pure ecstacy ran through my spine. His forget-me-not eyes opened and tried to pry me off, arms pressed against my chest. A moan remained locked in my lungs.
"Mmmaghh...Sas.." Naruto moaned in my mouth. It kinda tickles when he does that. While his tounge bumped into mine, I felt him gave a weak tug on my hair and I put a hand behind his head. Stay with me, boy. I shoved his face closer to mine.
"Ahhmm!" Already? I pulled his head back by his hair and let it slide through my fingers. Naruto panted on the side of the bed and leaned back into the pillow. Fresh air entered my lungs again while saliva was wiped away from my chin.
"So, uransonkatchi..." I said, boredly, "I suppose you're not thirsty...but..." God, I'm hard, I need something done fast. What can I do to get pleasure from him as quickly as possible? Think, Uchiha. What is Naruto going to agree to on some point of leverage? On my face formed a smirk, unpentrable and beyond horny.
"If you give me as a wedding present..." I ran one hand through my hair, contemplativly. "Well, I got you something special, so how bout you...give me a blowjob, hmm?"
Naruto was about to explode when Sas touched his wife's lips. "I'll let you be the top." Naruto trembled as a furious blush made it's way on his cheeks."Oh come on, Sasuke!" My member was throbbing painfully in my pants, if he doesn't hurry...I sat at the edge of the bed and sighed.
"I'm not kidding. Bring me off...for the seme position." I told him, face at the opposite direction of his. A thousand excuses ran through Naruto's mind, none of which actually making any sense so, reluctantly, he squirmed off the bed and kneeled before me while I sat on the end of the matress.
Naruto hesitently pulled down my long jeans.
"Woah!" He exploded. "Teme, you go comando?" My wife stared at my erection. His eyes were helpless. I laughed. It was the size that bothered the bride.
"Well, Naruto? ((im waiting))"
The blonde frowned and wrapped his mouth around my member. "oohhhah..." It felt so good. He hesitently began sucking and let instinct guide him. It was hard enough to get it in his mouth. I smirked and thrusted into his mouth, slowly while the blonde's tounge swirled around the end of my member.
"Ohhh, god...Naruto, more!" I screamed, as he stuck his tounge in the slit at the end. My hands gripped the sheets and I leaned slightly in the bed. "Hhn...uhn.." He closed his mouth around me again and sucked the tip. Oh god...He twirled around the tip, endlessly.
My teeth gritted and I stared at the ceiling.
Suddenly I tensed up, my spine straightened. "Please Naruto...swallow...all of it." I begged.
Ithrewmy headback and released myself in his mouth. "hooahhh..." Naruto let go and fell to the floor as if he was the one getting sucked. He coughed and looked up at me, some of it on his chin.
I heaved a sigh of relief. "Haah...haah..."
Now...it's my turn. I stood up stifly and creaked over to the nearest bathroom. Behind the mirrors there had to be lube, bingo! The container felt smooth in my hands. "Where are you going...Sasuke?" I ignored him and went to my bags where from there, emerged my gift.
I'll give it to him at just the right moment, I thought evily. He won't have a clue! "Oi, Naruto." He caught the lubericant sitting on the carpet and looked up at me. I sat on the satin sheets with a squeak from the bed.
"Let's go. Lick two fingers...and...do I have to demonstrate?" Naruto immediatly shook his head without any thoughts on what I said at all. I nodded and turned towards him, tossing the lubericant his way.
If this doesn't work with him, I'm taking over, I thought synically. Before I had time to think I felt a cool, slippery finger enter me in all the way. Augh. "ha...haa...two fing...two fingers, Naruto. T-two." Out of the corner of my eye I saw him nod, quickly as I felt another finger squeeze in.
"Arghh...ah.."
His fingers seperated and he quickly removed them after making scissor motions. Geh. That was quick. Was it? How long...did he do that?
I turned to face him and said harshly, "That's it? Fine." Naruto looked at me quizically. "I'm top?" Nodding at him, my body shifted now facing upwards. He stared at me hungrily, I could see he was eyeing my chest. "Appetizing?" I asked, elegently rasing a brow. "Nope."
It felt kinda awkward for a moment. What do we do from here? Obviously we fucked...but how to get there from here? "I hope you've been the seme before." Was all I could muster. He shook his head.
I sighed and leaned on my elbows, his shirt...I grabbed it and pulled his torso closer to me and planted my lips on his. Naruto got into it right away. His tender lips opened without being forced as I pushed my tounge in. It was a wonderful experience. I licked his lips and traveled in his mouth.
With the other hand I snaked up my adolecent's loose tee and felt his desperate-to-form muscles. Mine were bigger, I thought grinning in his lips. The shirt was tossed onto the floor. Naruto broke the kiss to breathe. Pants...like I said, were useless. With that, they too were disposed of.
Naruto pushed me onto the bed, which I welcomed. The more agressive, the better. A face came to mine and kissed passionetly, despretly. He tasted like wedding cakes. Suddenly, out of nowhere, I felt his memberin position.
Hold on. He's not gonna..but slowly before I had time to think he penetrated me.
"Ahhhughh. Y-you...loser, Naruto!" I yelled as he thrusted slowly in, deeper and deeper. Dammit. It's gonna hurt like shit, I thought clutching the bedsheets. They wrinkled in my sweat beaded hands."Without...l-lu-lube we don't...aughh..." Naruto weakly bucked his hips in order to get deeper inside me. Ugh...he's so sloppy.
"Faster, dobe...fast...faster!" I commanded as he sat on top of me. With tears in his blue, blue eyes they frowned at me. "Sh-shut up." He was so warm, and his face was all red with embaressment. Dispite all else, there was an irristable charm about him. "Fuu...fuu."
In the night the bed creaked with each of his frail thrusts inside me. My heart, along with the bed, shook with anticipation. "Nnnaugh...My, my, my, aren't you coming...along nicely." I whispered in his ear, as my nails dug into his shoulder blades.
"huhn...hu...Sasuke."
"Come...on, dobe!" My blondebucked again completely fitting in his member all the way. Moans filled the room. He finally hit the sweet spot inside me, where he could go no further and came inside me.
"Ohhaha...again, Naruto! Again!" Naruto hit it one more time, plunging into me and slowly began pulling out. No...wait...dammit. Only like...thirty minutes? My chest heaved and let go air I hadn't realized I was holding.
Naruto looked at me and gave a sheepish grin. "Not bad for a beginner seme, eh?" I scowled at him, upper lip twitching. There could have been so much more. Now...it's my turn. Personally, I didn't care how tired he was...my stamina could last me all night...but I won't go that long for his sake.
Let's hope he's not tight...most men, I'm ashamed to know, are very tight. I looked at his beaded body, glistening with friendly reminders of sex with me. I crawled across the bed, reched a hand under the matress and got the gift, hiding it slightly under the covers. "Naruto." I husked, he smiled a tired smile as I grabbed hiskneecaps and opened his legs.
"Hahah." My tounge traced across my wife's inner theigh. "W-what are..you doing, st-stupid?" His hands reached up to push me off and with one hand I snatched the gift from under the covers, with the other I clamped it on Naruto's wrists. "Wh-what are you...doing Sas-mmhpph!" I stopped his cries with my mouth, sucking on his lips.
Yup. The wedding present was indeed a pair of manly handcuffs. I pushed him back on the bed and lay him face up. "Ok, now, this...as you can imagine...is gonna hurt." I whispered in his ear, hands on his small yet defined hips.
Naruto noticed Sasuke did not look so dignified now, his words were strained, all that issued form his throat. The boy's hands were thrown behind his head and I nipped his earlobe. What a nice sound he made. I sat on him to keep him from squirming as I applied the lubericant to my painfully, aching member.
"Ok," I said dully, trying to sound un-exited. "On...the count of three." Naruto nodded and then shook his head, blonde locks waving. "No..It's gonna hurt." Damn straight it'll hurt. "Shh..you'll be fine." My hips positioned as I straddled his small body. "1..." Naruto looked panicked. "2!"
Unexpectedly, I pushed myself slowly inside him, squeezing his shoulders and nearly touching his chest. Naruto drew a sharp breath, raising his groin upward slightly. Being taller, it was easy acces to his collar bone, to where I applied my mouth. "Ohh, god...Naruto, you taste so good." I moaned licking the tender spot.
Naruto nodded and literally dug his nails into my back. It was a good hurt. "Haa...oh..." My tounge left a wet trail on his neck and I pinched the skin. I drew blood, it tasted metalic in my mouth as I licked it up and tossed my head back. The moon bathed us both and I could barely see him in the dark. My canines were drenched in the his blood.
Naruto was...so tight. I thrusted further inside him feeling him tense up. Rythmically, he got into it, moving along with the greedy shoving. "Ahh...oh, Sasuke!" The chains clinked against the metal bedframe. I was pulled closer by the fragile boy I was breaking and claiming to be mine, he whimpered in my ear as I licked away the tears running down his tear stained cheeks. You are mine now, now and...forever. He released himself over my firm stomach, spilling onto the sheets.
My hand that was supporting his neck now wandered to his erect member where I stroked it, gently. "Ohhh...st-stop!" I purred that I would be done soon, every so often tweaking his nipples. God, let this never end. Finally I was submerged fully inside him. I began thrusting harder and faster. The bed never shut up, all through the night it echoed in our room.
I began stroking him quicker than before and strangled cries escpaed my lips, pure ectasy. "Ohh, Naruto..." He arched beneath me, screaming my name. I couldn't help but smirk triumphantly. That's what I was looking for. "Louder! Who...do you love?"
"Sasukeeee!"
"Naruto! Who do...you love!" With each time I yelled, I thrusted deeper into him, deepening the erotic noises stuck in my throat. "I love...Sas-Sasuke!" He screamed again, more sensually than the last. With a thrust of near finality I hit his prostate causing him to buck. "OAHH...GOD! Sasuke! Sas..." I allowed myself an orgasm inside him, releasing cum and he yelled, mewling and squirming beneath me. That's it...I'm...done. "Naruto..."
I pulled out slowly and rolled over next to his shuddering side. He was staring off into the crecent celestial body, shining down on our sweat soaked bodies. Naruto clinked against the bedside so I released his cuffs and let the cool metal slide to the floor. The uransunkatchi glanced at me then the moon again, crulean eyes pouring into mine. He was so gorgeous. Thank god, I got to fuck him.
Naruto slung atired arm over my chest, lovingly and exausted. I think that if this were the new moment that could last forever, those previous ones were definetly took the cake. Haku was getting kinda older. Near thirties. As for the apartment arson? Well, we'll save that for later...I haven't quite figured it out yet anyway. Neji? I haven't heard from him since but..I'm sure it won't be the last time I have. And my brother...we'll...have to save that for later too.
"Naruto." I whispered lazily, "Thank you. Let's...make another appointment...for tomorrow night, hm?" No response. He's got to be asleep. I sighed and planted a kiss on his sweaty forehead, swaying his blonde bangs, which were in tangles.
Naruto...Thanks.
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Me/Elliot ((sobbing)): Um..er...((sniff)) All aboard the Sasuke Express...
Sasuke: That's what he said.
Me/Elliot: Why must you suck so hard?
Sasuke: He said that too.
Me/Elliot: ((bursts into tears)) GEH! It's finally over? No! Whaaa! I never expected to get so many reviews or fans! It must be...((sob)) Walt Disney witchcraft!
Sasuke: Get a hold of yourself! I got my my wife, right? All is well!
Me/Elliot: For you, maybe! ((grumbles about being the only physical virgin))
Sasuke: Howabout mentally?
Me/Elliot: That's it! ((dumps vat of tears on Sas and myself)) Now we're in the wet T-Shirt contest together!
Sasuke: What! B-but, you dolt...We don't have any boobs to show off though!
Me/Elliot: Improvise! Somebody! Anybody! Marry me!
Sasuke: ((reads off parchment)) "Thank you allfor providing reasons for the manly tears of joy I shed...and for everything else. Stay tuned and we'll see you next time. We love you.- Sincerely, Elliot and Sasuke."