Disclaimer: I own nothing.
"It's dark in here!" Kratos complained. "This is stupid...why do these losers even EAT rocks...?"
Yuan shrugged. Okay, from now on, Yuan can do stuff like that. Even though he is a fairy. Oh well."I guess they do." he replied.
Kratos hissed. Yuan stared at him. "What the heck...?"
"Sorry..." he picked up a bomb flower and threw it at the slab of stone that was blokcing the entrance. KABOOM! It blew up.The two went inside.
(Note: I don't remember at ALL how you beat Dodongo's Cavern. So if I get stuff wrong or skip anything, that's why.)
"Omigosh what the heck is THAT!" Kratos asked Yuan while pointing at something.
Yuan sighed. "It's a Beamos. They shoot beams at you."
"What the heck...? That sounded kinda obvious..." Kratos stated.
"Anyway, just try to dodge it."
"Would you stop telling me all these stupid things I already know?"
"No."
Kratos hissed again. "I hate you."
"Thanks, that's what I'm here for!" Yuan remarked happily.
"Uh...right...So where do I go now?"
"I think you need to go over...there." Yuan pointed to the place to the left of the beamos.
Kratos nodded and tried to jump across. He fell in the lava and died. So now Yuan gets his reset button back.
"Muhuahahaha!" the fairy laughed evily. "WORLD DOMINATION!" He pressed the reset button and Kratos came back to life. The reset button then turned into some popcorn. Yuan began crying. "No...n-not again...I w-will get that r-reset button s-someday!"
Kratos grabbed the popcorn out of Yuan's hand and ate it. "EW!" he complained. "It didn't have enough butter...and it tasted like cheap plastic..."
Yuan glared. "I'm in a bad mood right now." he stated. "So let's get this dungeon over with..."
Now let's skip to the Lizalfoes. And I'm pretty sure that the 'l' is supposed to be in there.
"Oh gosh!" Kratos screamed. "What are those things? They're likelarge sword-wielding lizards!"
"They're Lizalfoes." Yuan replied. "Block with your shield and attack." (That's how I beat them. I don't need any dumb deku nuts. You can beat the game without them.)
Kratos nodded and charged the large reptile. The lizard easily sliced his shield in half.
"AW CRUD!" Kratos yelled. "MY SHIELD BROKE!" He pulled out a bottle which oddly made time stop. Kratos yanked the cap off and pulled out...a Hylian Shield? What the heck?
Kratos grinned as he equipped the shield. Yuan raised his eyebrows. "How the heck did you fit that inside a bottle?" he asked.
"Um...I really don't know..." Kratos admitted as he got ready to kick some lizard. Yuan sighed and pulled out some popcorn and ate it. What the heck is with all the popcorn...? Oh wait, that was my idea...
So the Lizalfoes were defeated. Now let's skip to...when you get the bomb bag...
"Oh my gosh!" Kratos exclaimed. "This is awesome! I can blow up almost anything I want! Muhuahahahaha!"
Yuan rolled his eyes. "No, things that the game allows."
"WHAT! NO WAY! THAT'S NOT FAIR!" Kratos yelled. "And what do you mean, 'game?'"
"Um...what? What? What are you talking about...?"
Kratos sighed. "I hate you."
"You've already used that line this chapter." Yuan noted.
"SHUT UP."
Now we'll skip to the...boss battle.
Kratos fell down a hole that was conveniently placed, and landed unrealistically on his feet. He turned around to find a...HUGE DODONGO! OH MY GOSH!
"That's King Dodongo!" Yuan exclaimed. "He's the king of the dodongos!"
"No, really?" Kratos asked sarcastically.
"YA RLY."
"O RLY?"
"YA RLY."
"NO WAI!" I'm sorry. I just had to do that.
Kratos took out a bomb and threw it into the giant lizard's mouth. "EAT THAT!" he shouted.
It swallowed it and collapsed. Kratos ran up to the dodongo and whacked it wih his sword. Repeat that process three times.
The King Dodongo curled up into a ball and rolled into the lava, thus killing itself. It began decomposing. Eww...
Kratos rushed over and grabbed the Heart Container. Da na na na na na na na naaaa! Now he has, what? Five hearts? Yeah.
Yuan shoved him into the ring of light and they warped to the entrance of the cavern. (Well, right outside it.)
Altessa looked at the boy. "Well, you killed the monster. I'm surprised. Take this jewel." He handed the Goron's Ruby to Kratos.
Daaaaa naaa na na naaaaaaaa na na naaaaa naa naaa naaaaaaaaaaaa!
You got the Goron Ruby! Only one stone left.
The all the gorons walked towards Kratos. "Big goron hug!"
"AAAAAHHHH!' Kratos screamed as he jumped off the muontain. He landed on the roof of Presea's house. Poor Kratos, he died on impact. So Yuan gets his reset button AGAIN.
What happens next shall remain a mystery. Well, until next chapter. Remember, REVIEWING IS YOUR FRIEND.