My Naruto World

This is my first long fanfic and it will take me all summer probably and maybe longer. This will be Naruto before the groups were assigned. My little fixes to the Naruto world. It will all be different. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! This will be wonderful. Go me! Go me! Okay here I go weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! This is M rated because I want it to be. You'll see. This world is crazy.


The Beginning. I'm a Genin!

The boy of our story, Naruto Uzumaki. "Yawn!" Naruto wakes up to a new day. 'I should go see Iruka-sensei today. Wait I have to see him anyway because I'm a Genin now. I guess we'll have our new groups today.' he thought. He got up and made some Maru-Chan Creamy Chicken ramen with egg and chopped naruto in it. (My favorite ramen so bug off). After he was done he got dressed and looked at the clock. "Oh my God! I'm almost late." Naruto yelled. He ran out the door and down the street.

He got to the academy and rushed inside knocking innocent bystanders over on the way. He stopped and saw Sakura there at the spot he was going to sit at. "Sakura-chan! How are you?" "Shut up Naruto! Sasuke is here and we don't want you to annoy us."

"Konichiwa students." "Konichiwa Iruka-sensei." the Genin replied to him. "Now you will learn your new teams." (First change. Muhahahahahahahahahahahahaha!) Cell 1… Cell 2…Going on… Cell 7 Naruto Uzumaki (Here it comes), Hinata Hyuuga, and Shikamaru Nara. Cell 8 Choji Akimichi, Sasuke Uchiha, and Sakura Haruno. Cell 9… Cell 10 Ino Yamanaka, Kiba Inuzuka, and Shino Aburame." "I get to be with Naruto-kun." Hinata mumbled almost fainting. "Awww! I don't get to be with Sakura-chan."

Everyone dispersed after that to eat lunch before they got to know who their senseis were. "Hey everyone why don't we get something at Ichiraku." Naruto suggested. "S-sure Na-Naruto-ku-kun." Hinata agreed wavering. "Whatever." Shikamaru argued, "This is so troublesome." They walked down the street and got to the shop.


"Hello, I would like a chicken ramen." Naruto asked. "And what for you?" the owner pointed to Hinata. "M-miso." "And you?" "I guess I'll have pork. This is troublesome but oh well." "Your orders will be here in a minute." Hinata waited as Naruto started a conversation. "So what do you think our sensei will be like, Hinata?" Naruto asked her. "Ummmmm…ummmmm… I-I gu-guess whoever it is w-will be n-nice I h-hope." she barely got the words out. She started blushed. (That's her trademark) "Hinata, are you ok? You look sick. You're all red." he put his hand to her head making her blush more. She fell over and fainted. "Hinata. Hinata! Are you alright! Hinata!"

By the time the ramen got there she had finally woke up. Naruto had started slurping up his ramen leaving broth all over his face while Hinata gave little bites at a time occasionally looking at Naruto blushing. Shikamaru just normally ate his thinking 'troublesome'. After they finished Naruto started talking to Hinata again and (I jumped in and kicked his stool) fell on Hinata causing her to pass out. He had to carry her back because Shikamaru is LAZY!

They got there and waited and waited and waited now alone because their damn sensei hasn't gotten there yet. Naruto was still holding Hinata about to put her down then sat her down in the seat next to him. An hour passed and she woke up leaning on him which he and Shikamaru were asleep also. She fainted again (duh) and Naruto finally woke up then Naruto got angry then put a bucket of water on the doorway. Their sensei finally got their then got soaked with water while Naruto was laughing, Hinata was knocked out, and Shikamaru was pissed OFF not ON! "Ahem, my first impression of you is that you're pitiful." (What a twist). She finally woke up and he announced that tomorrow they'll have a test to see if they qualify as Genin. They parted home and waited for tomorrow. Oh and remember they can't eat breakfast.


Naruto woke up the next morning remembering what Kakashi said. He went off to meet Hinata and Shikamaru waiting for Kakashi at the training ground. Two hours past and he came walking in saying he had spilled salt at a BUFFET and had to toss pepper over his shoulder causing him to sneeze thinking he's sick making him go to the doctor then going there. "Sorry kids." he smiled. "Oh you're going to be sorry!" Naruto mumbled. Kakashi said, "You'll have to get these two bells from me to get lunch." "So someone has to be tied up not eating." "You got it Shikamaru." "Now begin. You have till noon to get them or you fail. "You guys can get the bells. I'll go without eating. I'm on a diet anyway." "No that's okay Hinata you need to try to get the bells." "Th-thanks for encouraging me, Na-Naruto-kun." she said giving a small smile. Naruto started jumping out in a stance while Kakashi brang out MAKE-OUT PARADISE…YAY! "Sensei, what the fuck are you doing?" "Anything I want now come."

Naruto tried to slash him with a kunai before he appeared behind him holding it to his head. "You think you're gonna get me with that baka." "Shut up!" Naruto then made a seal, "Kage Bunshin No Justu." Ten of him popped up and ran at Kakashi and got into a fight which soon or later they all stopped with no Kakashi. 'Poor Naruto-kun' Hinata thought. 'He made Naruto look like a usuratonachi with that Kawarami No Justu while replacing himself with a Naruto clone.' Shikamaru thought. They were both hiding in the bushes. Hinata ran scared and she heard "Hinata, help me." Then and there she saw Naruto on a tree with shuriken and kunai sticking all in him blood everywhere with one of his legs twisted. "Eeeeeeeeeeeeppppppppppppppppppppppp!" She fell to the ground with a shock on her face and appeared unconscious.

She woke up a minute later hearing Naruto. "Hinata are you there?" he ran to where he heard her scream. She got up and ran toward the sound and then BUMP! Darkness.


Cliff Hanger! Muhahahahahahaha!

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