Put in this section because there isnt one for gackt hyde or any other jrock hotties.

xD and developed almost directly from conversations i have with my friend Syuichi. it probably makes more sense if you understand that Syu and I have fallen under the dillusion that all Jrock hotties know eachother and reside in a secret organization bent on world domination by means of sexy and selling much swag to finance their army of hot guys
.o mostly comprised of inside jokes but i hope thiers enough there to still be funny to other people.
critique is VERY much appreciated.

It was a beautiful warm, spring day, birds chirped, the sun shone, and a gentle breeze wafted through the trees. Hyde pulled a cigarette from his pocket and put it to his lips, reaching out to open up his office window. There was an amazing, breathtaking view of the flower gardens far below from where he stood, and through them wandered about many hundreds of young sexy aspiring j-rockers. It was a lovely day to be a sexy man. And he could vouch for that firsthand. But then again, there weren't many days when it was inconvenient to be sexy were there? He reached up and leaned a hand against the window pane. Thinking to himself, no matter what happened, he wouldn't let it throw his day off. He had actually made plans. He had had a PV he needed to start filming, and afterwards a record signing, and he was supposed to take his son to the park today, had promised Megumi he would watch him, play with him, have a nice little father son day out. Because of his restricted schedule it was something that he didn't get to do often. But at the last minute all of his business partners had conference called him and told him it was critical that he be at the office ASAP, no exceptions. He had to cancel and postpone and got hell for it from Megumi, but in the end he had gotten there. He had to attend a meeting with his co-presidents today. Appearantly, there was some rival company in America trying to take over their domain. Something never before attempted by outsiders. But that would not ruin his day. He would make the most of every ounce of sunlight, lay on the beach, go out for ice cream, something like that. or maybe he would ruffle the feathers of his inferiors. That was usually fun too. Or he could just drive down the street of some obscure city with his windows down and watch as all the girls walking on the sidewalk next to him dropped whatever they were holding and screamed in their high pitched shrill voices. He might even ask one of them for directions and give her life meaning. Hee hee… nope, no one would ruin his fun today.

Or that's what he was telling himself until that walking ball of stress on legs strolled into the room and stood directly behind him. He hadn't said anything, and Hyde couldn't see him because he was facing the opposite direction, but he always knew when Gackt entered the room. Because his muscles always tensed up, and he would feel like saying "what now?" because he knew there would be no normal conversation with this man. And he would always have to be on his guard should the man decide to try and trick him into doing something insane. And he had a habit of grabbing Hyde in the most inappropriate places when he was least expecting it. And he had really quick reflexes. And he had really powerful hands. And not to mention really strong arms attached to those hands. And a really taught muscled chest that went along with that package… and a simply amazing tummy… and that flat sexy navel…

Okay maybe there was more than one reason Hyde's muscles tensed when Gackt entered the room. But that was all beside the point. Gackt stepped up beside him, looking down at the garden as well. Hyde looked up (damn his height) at Gackt. "Well Gacchan? Was there a reason you decided to GRACE me with your presence today?" Gackt stared at him, eyes hidden behind blue tinted sunglasses. God forbid he go a day without wearing shades. On top of that he had on a suit. As hot as it was, he was walking around in a long sleeve shirt with a jacket. Hyde got the sweats just looking at him. (Heh) He wondered if Gacchan had dressed that way just to get on his nerves.

"This is my office too, is it that strange that I'm here?" he noted, blinking.

"Well I was wondering if we were supposed to start that meeting any time soon…" Hyde said irkily.

"…"

"Gacchan?"

"Hai…"

"When are we having the conference?"

"Well…"

Hyde glared up (heh) at him. And Gackt glanced away for a quick second.

"ORAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

Hyde nearly jumped out of his skin as a high pitched scream directly adjacent to his head nearly burst his eardrums. He whirled around to face…

The window?

Miyavi smiled at him sideways and leaned his head inside. "Hello Mr. Gackt! Hello Mr. Hyde!" he snickered, and swung the rest of the way inside, head first, landing sprawled out on his back on the floor. Hyde stared at him. Then looked out the window, then leaned almost all the way out the window just to be sure. Then looked back at Miyavi.

"Miyavi san…" Hyde said slowly.

"Yes?"

"You just came into my office through the window didn't you?"

"Yes… yes I did. How kind of you to notice."

"That's what I thought…" he muttered, and looked back out the window, out the 40th floor window, at the ground hundreds of feet below. Then thought it best he just didn't ask.

"Gacchan when is the conference." He stated lamely, his patience beginning to wear thin. The Gackt man looked at the (though small) rather intimidating figure, and pointed to Miyavi. "He insisted he be the one to tell you…" Gackt rushed. Miyavi sat up. "Tell him what?"

"Tell me when the fucking meeting is going to start, I had to drop everything on my schedule today to get here and it seems like we're the only ones so far. When are the others getting here?" Hyde demanded. Miyavi stared at him for a second. Noting that Hyde, though ridiculously short, was still tall enough to strangle him with some ease. And was obviously not very happy. "Eh… that meeting? Yeah… Gackt San, I was wondering if you still kept in touch with Mana San?"

"M-…Mana? Yes, sometimes we still talk… not often though, why?"

"Well I was thinking to myself that in my next video, well I'm trying to make it have a certain mood you see, and it would look REALLY cool if I just had the right outfit you know. And I remember a few years back I saw Mana in this REALLY nice dress that would have been perfect and I was wondering if you could drop him a line asking him if he would design something for me-"

"WHEN THE FUCK IS THE CONFERENCE?" Hyde screamed, becoming rather uncharacteristically impatient. The other two men jumped. Then looked at each other. Gackt took a step back. Miyavi glared. "Gackt was going to tell you…"

"You should tell him…"

"You're the biggest, you would be able to defend yourself better than I could."

Hyde's eye twitched, he had a pretty good idea of what they were trying to avoid saying, but he was REALLY hoping he was wrong.

"Don't pretend you're afraid of a little pain, I've seen your tattoos, you can handle a beating."

"Those are just tattoo's! And I bruise easily! You tell him!"

"You're a faster runner, you tell him."

"YOURE the fast one! I've seen you in action! YOU tell him!"

"You don't have to spend time with him every day, YOU tell him."

"You can calm him down! Besides he's used to hearing bad news from you-" Hyde reached out and grabbed the closest by the collar, and it just so happened to be Miyavi. "WHENS the conference?" he growled. Miyavi smiled and tried to wriggle away.

"They cancelled it… they decided to just tell us what the situation was over the phone, and since we were already at headquarters they thought it would be best if we just decided what to do amongst ourselves." Gackt said. Miyavi thanked the lord. Hyde dropped Miyavi. "WHAT? I honestly drug myself down here thinking this was going to be some big important thing and they have the nerve to-" he paused and held his head. "Well…." He said, looking over at Gackt expectantly. "Tell me, what pressing matters did they have to intend to? Why are we the only ones here?" Gackt blinked and wondered why Hyde thought he was aware of what everyone else was up to at the moment. This time it was Miyavi's turn to pipe up and come to the rescue. "Well, Gazette decided they wanted to drive around town and throw water balloons full of alcohol at minors. And Dir en Grey all were hung over from this party we all went to last night so after they phoned you they went back to bed." He said, climbing to his feet and peering out Hyde's window. "Wow, it sure is a long way down!"

Hyde twitched again. "They did… WHAT?" he growled. Miyavi shrugged in an it's-not-my-fault kinda way and began to clean his nails. Hyde took a calming breathe, still attempting to salvage what was left of his "Good day" and turned back to Gackt. He opened his mouth, but then shut it, and walked over to the giant bed that served as the "desk and chair" of his office. It looked like something from a love motel. Gackt's choice of course. Hyde should have known better than to let Gackt choose the décor of the room. He sat down on it and grabbed a pillow, screamed into it bitterly, causing the other two to look at each other nervously, then said calmly to Gackt. "So, you know what's going on with this rival company then?"

Gackt nodded. Hyde dug his nails into the pillow. "Well feel free to let me in any time you feel like it…" he hissed. Gackt leaned against the wall next to Miyavi. "Well, there are two kids in America, appearantly they-"

"Wait… back up… two kids…"

"Yes."

"In… America?"

"Yes."

"Why the hell am I here? We're worried about this? We're honestly worried about-"

"That's not the problem though Hyde san."

"Well what IS the problem?"

"They know the secret."

"The secret?"

"Yes, the secret…"

"WHAT secret?"

"The secret of… " Gackt looked around the room as if someone may have snuck in while he wasn't looking. "You-know-what."

Hyde quirked an eyebrow. "No… I don't know what… just say it already."

Gackt sighed. "I can't say it, if I say it I'll be breaking the rules… here's a hint… your song… my song...five letters… title is in English… one word… COME on now Hyde san." Hyde stared at him.

"You don't mean…"

"Yes I do."

"But that isn't POSSIBLE. We, we've covered our tracks so well! No one could know about that besides us! We...We even made Gazette change the name of their song to Cassis so no one would catch on! How can two American kids-"

"Well I'm not sure, but the point is, they know the secret, and they're manufacturing bishounen like there's no tomorrow! They've already got enough to fill a small third world country. They've almost caught up to us Hyde san. And we have to put a stop to them, or else when we start the bishounen revolution we'll have some serious competition. American competition. And you know what Americans are like…"

Hyde looked off thoughtfully. "You're right, they probably have a massive store of guns and nukes in the basement of their Headquarters already. God, when will Americans learn… what's their name?"
"SMco."

"SMco?"

"Yes, appearantly it's short for "Sexy Man Corporations" and it also happens to be the initials of their names…"

"Odd… so what should we do about this?" Miyavi suddenly whirled around; it looked for a second as though he might have something to say. But he was silent. Hyde returned his attention to Gackt. "Ah, you want to know what I think we should do?"

"Well we have to start somewhere, and I know whatever Miyavi says is going to be so far out the window I'll feel like an idiot for asking him. So you're up first."

"I think, we should send them a declaration of war. And then wage a full fledged battle."

"Do what now?"

"You don't like my idea?"

"What the hell would we fight them with Gakkun?"

"Well you could just send me down there, I'm sure I could take them all on myself."

"Gackt… you are truly an idiot."

"And you aren't very nice Hyde san." Gackt said with a smile.

"You're right, please excuse me, it's just that considering you are a certified genius, I entered this conversation assuming you would know the difference between a revolution and a corporate take over. My bad for over estimating you."

Gackt pouted just a bit and leaned against the wall next to Miyavi, folding his arms across his chest. "Well then HITO, what would YOU suggest we do about this situation?" he said, rather bitterly. Hyde stroked his fingers through his hair and sighed in an exhausted manner.
"If I just knew where to start…" he said... then, to the surprise of everyone, Miyavi began to say things… that were helpful! He strolled over to Hyde and leaned on his haunches before him. "Mr. Hyde. Let's start with them, they know the secret ne?"

"Hai?"

"Well then it goes to show these two American kids are obviously fans of yours, or Gackt's, or mine, or Antique Café's or Dir En Greys, or Gazette's or-"

"I GET the point Miyavi-san move on now."

"Well they have to be fans of SOMEONE working here, so what I suggest is we establish some kind of meeting with them, and discuss… a merging perhaps? If we send Gackt or you there is no possible way they could say no to you! And with a non-hostile takeover all your problems will be solved right?"

Gackt and Hyde stared at Miyavi slackjawed. Then looked at eachother.

"Gacchan?"

"Hai."

"Did… did Miyavi just… SOLVE all our problems? By himself?"

"I… I think he did Hyde san…" Gackt said, a rather uncharacteristic look of surprise dawned his features. As well as Hyde's. But hey, whose complaining right? Hyde stood up. "Well that idea sounds wonderful to me, I'll let you guys get in contact with the other council reps and tell those coughbunchoflyingbastardscough people what the plan is. If I hurry I can still make it to the set." He said moving towards the door. Gackt grabbed the man by his wrist. "Hyde san, you already scheduled to have the day off ne? Why don't we spend it together?" he suggested pleasantly. Hyde stared at him. "Gacchan I would love to but I have to-"

"Have to what?" Gackt said sternly, giving off a rather intimidating presence as he glared down at the smaller man questionably.

"I… have… to…err…"

"Good! Come now, we'll have lots of fun today. I promise!" he insisted. Hyde sighed rather helplessly, "Well don't YOU have anything you should be doing today Gacchan? Like getting a new nose or something? I heard the model you're wearing now isn't meant for such warm weather."

"Well it will have to wait Hyde-chibi, you know the bugs get really ferocious this time of year, if we don't hurry and buy you some repellant one might attack and swallow you whole." Gackt replied. Not missing a beat. Miyavi watched as the two walked out the door. "Matte ne! You're both just going to LEAVE me here?" he cried out insulted. They both turned and looked at him. Then again at eachother. Neither one quite willing to be the one to invite the insane skinny man along, nor the one who rudely left him behind. Miyavi's eye twitched as they both hesitated in silence for a good minute. Then stormed past them shouting "FINE you jackasses, go have hot steamy sex out on the pavement for all I care! I hope you both get arrested!" Gackt and Hyde stared at eachother again as he left. But this time out of confusion. Gackt shrugged and walked with Hyde out of the building.