Right, well I'm back. Actually don't feel too loved; writing this story is only to prevent me dying of boredom! But I wrote down the plot, YIPPEE, you think. Closely followed by; Dear God it HAS a plot!

Now, any of you that think I own Harry and co should click on the link at the bottom of the page which will tell you what kind of hallucinogenic drugs your on!

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Previously on "Time Travel"

Wait…actually I can't be bothered to tell you. Just go back a chapter!

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Tom's eyes narrowed, which probably wasn't a good sign, thought Harry; rather nervously.

Fortunately Adrian had no desire to have to weather two Tom Tantrums in one day, and decided to intervene. Clapping Tom on the back (which wasn't exactly the best strategy) he looked at Harry

"So was it like an underground secret nightclub-that-everyone-including-the-teachers-knows about. Kinda like the weed that grows on top of the Hufflepuff tower?"

Harry was momentarily distracted by this revelation.

"You mean there's a reason Hufflepuff's always look so out of it?!" he spluttered.

Tom, fuming and desperately trying to work out why; upon being told that someone knew where the Chamber of Secrets was, Adrian decided to talk about the Hufflepuff's herbology experiments. Stood up, hit Adrian on the back of the head, and stalked towards Harry, crouching down until he was all a very scared Harry could see, he lifted Harry's chin with one finger.

"How the FUCK do you know where the Chamber is, and how in MERLIN'S NAME did you get in," hissed a very confused and pissed off Tom.

Harry, feeling extremely frightened, and thinking that it probably wouldn't be a smart idea to inform Tom that it was because he was going to preserve part of his soul in a diary that Harry would destroy, simultaneously killing Tom's basilsik. Settled for a quite, whimper of

"The big snakey thing told me".

Apparently this was pathetic enough to remind Tom that this was Harry he was screaming at. And he was immediately drawn into a hug, about the same time as Auralia came back in!

A shriek of "TOM!" rent the air of the Slytherin common room. But instead of begging for mercy Tom turned with a maniacal grin on his face and started spinning in circles.

And this was how Dominick and the twins found them. Auralia standing by the entrance to the dorms; with a look of complete shock and outrage on her face. Tom spinning around whooping at random intervals, and Adrian and Favian sitting alternatively murmuring

"The big snakey thing!" and "they turned the chamber into a nightclub!".

Well wasn't that short!

I should probably point out that all accusations about Hufflepuffs are completely unfounded! So all you badgers out there calm down!

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