Hotel of the Dark Side

The scene: Yuthura Ban remembers her experiences at the Sith Academy on Korriban...

On the run from the Jedi, space dust in my eyes
Holed up in my starship, rushing on through the skies
Up ahead in the distance, I saw Korriban's lights
My heart was bitter and my eyes saw red,
I was prepared for a fight.
Uthar stood in the doorway;
I heard the distant screams
And I was thinking to myself,
"This is my chance to accomplish my dreams."
Then he lit up his saber, and he showed me the way
There were voices down the corridor,
I thought I heard them say...

Welcome to the Hotel of the Dark Side
Such a lovely place
For the Master Race.
Plenty of room at the Hotel of the Dark Side
Any time of year
You can find us here...

His mind is darkened and twisted; it's just a means to an end
We've got no room for weakness in the Sith; we have no friends.
Here I dream of Sleheyron, of pain and regret
Don't want to remember, don't want to forget.
So I spoke to the new boy,
"Help me with my plan,"
He said, "It seems to me you're starting to forget how you began."
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...

Welcome to the Hotel of the Dark Side
What a lovely place
For the Master Race.
Get trained in the Force at the Hotel of the Dark Side
What a nice surprise
For your old allies...

Students who betray us
Will surely pay the price
We are all prisoners here of our own device.
In my Master's chambers,
Put poison in his bed
I saw him last in Sadow's tomb,
Defeated and left for dead.

Last thing I remember, I was
Running out the door
I had to find the passage back
To the place where I was before.
"The truth," said my Master,
"You have finally perceived.
You can join the Dark Side if you like,
But you can never leave..."