Harry's First Word

"Come on Harry, say dada. Say dada."

"Say nutter, say nutter!" James straightened up and clipped his friend on the back of the head "Don't teach him that! Lily will kill me if that's his first word!"

Sirius rubbed his sore head, "No need to hit! Anyway, she said to only teach him facts"

"And the fact of the matter is that you're a git!" Sirius waggled a finger in his face,

"Now, now Prongs! Language!"

"English!"

"No need to shout." Sirius pouted whilst his friend glared daggers at him, Harry gurgled happily in his high chair.

"Is this a bad time?" the two men turned to face the nervous voice of Peter Pettigrew who stood in the door way clutching his arm.

James waved a passive hand, "Nah, just teaching Padfoot not to mess with the best"

Sirius pulled a face at his back causing Harry to chuckle and clap his hands in delight.

"Well, I just heard from, mmm, someone, that, mmm, well, em, Snape got accepted into the Order…" Peter almost whispered.

There was a disbelieving silence for a while until Sirius finally exploded.

"WHAT! NOT THAT CREEPY SON OF A –"

"Sirius! Not around Harry!"

"THAT STUPID ASSHOLE! HOW DARE THEY! WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY THINKING! TRUSTING THAT ASSHOLE!"

"Asshole"

The room went deadly silent, "Peter, please tell me that was you" James whispered turning white, Peter shook his head and cast Harry a terrified look.

"Asshole!"

"Oh Merlin" James whimpered as Harry clapped his hands together in glee,

"Asshole, asshole, asshole!"

"Lily's gonna kill me!" James wailed, Sirius gave him a guilty look and shrugged, "Opps?"

"I'll give you opps!" James yelled proceeding an attempt to strangle him.

"James?"

"Aaaaa! It's Lily! What do I do?"

"Come on Harry. Say, dada! I'll give you a tenner!" Sirius begged of the infant who grinned back at him.

Lily entered the room with her shopping to be greeted by three guilty looks and an awkward silence until-

"Asshole!"

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