You're sure it's not my fault?
Summary: Something happens, but I can't really give it away, it would ruin it. But Bo thinks it's his fault. That's all I can really say.
Disclaimer: I don't own the Duke Boys, Cooter, Daisy, or Uncle Jesse, or anyone from the show for that matter. If you recognize it, it's not mine. There's a character later in the story that is mine, but we can discuss that later with my lawyer…lol. If it was legally possible, Bo would be tied up in my closet.
(4 am, Wednesday, Duke Farm)
Bo was lying down on the cool floor of the bathroom, next to the tub. He had been in there for over an hour, retching violently what little was in his stomach. Bo tried getting up, but he was too weak.
"Luuuke?" Bo called out from the bathroom.
He hated waking Luke up at that hour of the morning, but he really needed help up.
"Bo, are you okay?" Luke asked his younger cousin tiredly.
After recent events, the last thing either boy wanted was something else to go wrong.
"No." Bo said, and then coughed a few times.
Luke felt Bo's forehead, and helped him up.
"I feel awful. Was it something I ate?" Bo asked.
"Bo, you haven't eaten since Monday, it's probably from bein so stressed out lately with everything that's been happening, and it was probably the water I've been makin ya drink so ya don't dehydrate into a wrinkled little ball of nothingness that ya threw up." Luke said.
"Gee, thanks a lot." Bo said, and crawled into bed.
"Try and get some rest, we've got ourselves a big day tomorra." Luke said.
Bo was already asleep.
"G'night cousin." Luke said, covering Bo up with the blanket.
Luke got into his own bed, but he couldn't sleep. His mind kept going back to Monday…
(2 pm, Monday, Route 1)
"Shepard ta lost sheep, Shepard ta lost sheep, ya got yer ears on?" Uncle Jesse said in the CB mike.
"We're here, Uncle Jesse, but we're kinda busy. It's the attack of the Roscos, and we're trying to lose him, can we talk later?" Bo asked.
"I need yer help at the farm, one of the cows are goin inta labor, when can ya be back?" Uncle Jesse asked.
"As soon as we lose the Goon of the century." Bo said.
"Okay, over and out." Uncle Jesse said.
Uncle Jesse went out to the barn to check on the cow.
"Easy girl, it's gonna be okay." Uncle Jesse said, getting down to the cow's level.
Uncle Jesse got back up, and turned around, a bit too quickly, and scared another cow. The next thing he knew, he was on the ground several feet away, unconscious, and there was one angry cow.
(A/N: Uh-oh, I don't like the sound of this one…Please review and tell me what y'all think! Sorry this is so short, they'll get longer as they go. But hey, it makes for a great quick-read before you leave somewhere :D)