A/N: Hey! Sorry I haven't updated in….ever, but I'm back! YAY! Here's an update!
Disclaimer: I still don't own it, I'm not richer than JKR so I can't buy it from her lol I don't think she'd give HP to me anyway
Chapter 8: Moony Needs a Girl
I DO NOT!
Yes you do,
I'm fine guys,
Moony, Moony, Moony I know you don't want to admit it, but we believe you are suffering from some serious mental issues and are turning emo all because you are the only one without a girl… What's your diagnosis Padfoot?
I'd say your right Prongs, this is getting serious, we must save Moony from an eternity of scarred wrists! Moony, I'm sorry to say this but you have a serious case of Emoifiphobia I'm going to write you a prescription: Moony needs one dose of girlfriend at least once a week for… forever, or until I say so – Or Prongs!!!! – Yeah, or Prongs, if condition worsens, you will need a dose of girlfriend every single day for the rest of your life. Eventually we will need to change your prescription from 'girlfriend', to 'wife'.
…..Guys, I really don't need this, the only reason I don't want to be with a girl is because of my… condition, it's too dangerous and she might hate me for it.
It's called: DON'T TELL HER ABOUT IT!
I can't lie to my prescription!
True…
Moony, we know you need a girl plus you really like one too. Haven't you been looking dreamily at Marlene McKinnon?
NO!!!!!!!!!
Yes,
You know I think he's been looking weird at my second cousin, Nymphadora Tonks
Sirius, your second cousin is a first year and she has pink hair. Kind of hard to miss. Plus I'm way too old for her.
No your not, it's only like 7 years difference.
That is a long time.
Padfoot, I don't think Remus should be dating a first year anyway. Our poor friend needs an expert at the dating stuff.
You are right, Prongs. Marlene it is!
WHAT! NO! You're not serious!
Yes, I am, it's my name and I'm serious, seriously. I'm just full of Siriusly Seriousness!
Yeah….
Where is Marly anyway?
Umm, I honestly don't know, we can try the girl's dormitory…
You can't really do this, Oh gosh…. I'm going to need mental health counseling when we're through with this…
Moony, you need a girl, you're the only one with out one!
The ONLY one?? Um, who still can't get Evans to go out with him?
Um well… I'm a different case, we LOVE each other- Lily just doesn't realize it yet.
Yeah… sure… And who goes out with every girl EXCEPT the one he likes?
It's a scheme I have to make her jealous, it's working just fine thank you very much.
Isn't Emmeline going out with that Ravenclaw who besides us, the girls are after??
I- Umm…. I didn't know that!
Guys, there are no girls going after ME! You two? Shockingly yes, but not me!
Of course you! You have a whole fan club in the library! Didn't you ever notice how many girls are in the library when you are?
Yes, but that's because, I don't know… THEY WERE STUDYING!
No, you moron, it's cause they all love you!
Yeah... You go ahead and say that
But, we're not lying!
Yeah, when I was going out with… what's her face, she told me that her friends were crushing on you, but she wasn't cause she was still loyal to me- the most awesome guy in all of school history!
Really?
Yeah,
Liar
BUT! I'm telling the truth!
Are you SURE?
Cross my heart and hope to die!
Good! Cause if this doesn't work I will kill you.
That's good to know
Uh, Padfoot? You sure about this?
Yeah, I actually was telling the truth
Really? That's a first
I think I should get a career in psychiatry I'm obviously very good at it.
You just think that Sirius,
Yeah cause I'm right.
Whatever mate, lets just do this.
Ok, go do it!
Do what?
Marly is over there Moony, go ask her!
I have to ask her? Why not you guys?
We don't like her in that way! You study too much,
But how do I do it?
Just the way I ask Evans out!
Um… I know for sure that I'm not trying that.
Look, Moony, it's simple: Walk up to girl, say hi to girl, girl says hi back, say that you were wondering if you would like to go out sometime. Girl says yes, and TA DA! You're a couple!
It's not that simple Padfoot
Yes it is, no girl has ever turned me down.
Actually two have I believe.
Who?
The one you like and Lily cause well like Prongs says she's off limits.
DARN RIGHT!
Well… Emmeline had a boyfriend the last time I asked her… but I knew she was DYING to say yes. Besides I still haven't asked every girl in the school out yet... minus Slytherins and family relations.
Now Moony, go-ahead walk over there. #Pushes Moony#
But I! Hi Marly…
GO GET HER MOONY!
YOU CAN DO IT!
Aw man! He walked away with her! Now we can't hear!
Let the guy have his romance Sirius, he'll be back in a minute grinning from ear to ear.
You never let me have MY romance!
You never liked Eunice anyway, so there was no romance.
Well still
#Grins# I'm back!
She said yes didn't she? PADFOOT I TOLD YOU SO!
Aw man! So, what happened Moony?
Well I said hi, and so did she.
AND?
She read the book I suggested to her last week and she got an O in History of Magic!
What else?
She left and I came back.
YOU DIDN'T ASK HER!
Nope #smiles#
WHY?
I'll do it on my own time, and I like making you guys mad #grins#
BUT!
NO!
What are best friends for? #smiles again#
You will die
I agree Prongs, Moony will die.
The best Murderer's – erm Marauders ever!
Prongs, Padfoot, And Moony – Who is a dead man.
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
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