I redid the first chapter, kept it pretty close. Tell me if you all hate it.


"They left me!" Destruction ensued as a tall platinum blonde girl stormed down a dirt road. She was screaming obscenities as she glared at anyone and everyone. A short, blue haired female followed timidly.

"I don't understand it! They knew how much I needed experience! Yet there they go! Without as much as a wave or a warning," Her name was Ino, an eighteen year old jounin. After a bad accident, she had missed the last few chunin tests and when she tried to go for the last one, she failed the second stage easily It took her a year to pass chunin and only a few months to get to Jounin.

"Maybe they felt it would be too hard for you." Hinata, the blue haired one, mumbled softly. She was the one most people went to for advice. She was calm, collected, and very smart. Also her relationship with a red-haired kazekage who had a very bad temper caused her to be extra forgiving after being lashed out at. Of course many have learned not to be mean to poor Hinata when her boyfriend Gaara was around…

"I'm just as good as them. Whatever, let's get some ramen."

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As Ino ate her spicy beef ramen and Hinata ate some miso soup two very attractive guys sat next to them. Ino couldn't help but overhear their conversation.

"She was good, but the blonde was better," a deep laugh followed.

"I swear that brunette in Suna was the easiest ever."

"Do tell."

Ino was shocked at their conversation. She couldn't help herself as she screamed, "You pigs!"

They turned to look at her. They were both Jounin's, top class, but not too well known. She had seen them on all of her tests. They were almost twice her age at about 29.

"Huh?" The one with the wild brown hair and nose band stared at her with one eyebrow raised. Obviously he was surprised by her sudden outburst.

Hinata had touched Ino's arm lightly, but Ino was not in the mood to be calm and sugary sweet. Hey, we all can't be perfect. "Yeah, you heard me. How can you guys be measuring th-that! That is so inappropriate."

"We were talking about fighting, get your mind out of the gutter." Kotetsu was the wild hair one, now that she remembered and Izumo was the calmer one with a chin strap.

Well, to say the least she was very embarrassed. Hinata was stifling a giggle, obviously failing. Ino turned red, her eyes wide.

"So-sorry, I-I thought-," "Yeah, we knew what you thought." Kotetsu laughed and Izumo smiled.

The rest of the lunch was in silence and suddenly Kotetsu and Izumo got up and paid. Ino had to know something.

"Hey, your names are Kotetsu and Izumo, right?" She yelled, running up after them. Hinata was long gone with her boyfriend who was visiting for a treaty.

"Yeah, your that flower girl, Ina, right?" Kotetsu asked.

"In-o. My family owns the flowers, I'm the female fighter." She winked and stuck out her tongue playfully.

"I remember your chunin tests." Izumo stated carefully, obviously trying to keep her calm.

This peaked Kotetsu's interest. "Oh, so you're a chunin? A rookie?"

"I'm a Jounin, thank-you very much and I can probably kick your ass." Izumo shrugged, but Kotetsu took it as a challenge. "But, I'm crashing at a friend's and her boyfriend's visiting so I'll probably be out late tonight. How bout we fight in a month when my roommates come back with my key?" Yep, they took her key.

"Why don't you just break in?" Izumo asked very bluntly.

She sighed, "That's why it sucks to have the smartest ninja as a roommate. Shikamaru, that idiot, put up very odd traps. I was stuck upside down for three hours. Naruto took pictures." Ino was still angry and trust anyone who's known her for at least a week: She will have her revenge.

"We have an extra room, if it isn't weird to room with two guys." Started Izumo, but he stopped when Ino opened her mouth and let it hang open. "Or if you think your boyfriend Shikamaru would disapprove."

Ino giggled, "Him? My boyfriend? No, we're too good of friends to ruin it by getting together. I think I would love to room with you guys. If it's ok with Kotetsu over there," she pointed to a wide eyed, wild haired Kotetsu.

"Uhm, fine with me-," "Don't worry, we promise not to try anything." "Unless you want us too." Izumo stepped on Kotetsu's sandaled foot, causing him to cringe.

And that's how Ino Yamanaka ended up with Hagane Kotetsu and Kamizuki Izumo...


Le Gasp! What shall become the comedy trio?!

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