Title:"Date Rape"
Author: My child-slave, Alkali
Rating: PG
Pairing: Elricest
Disclaim: Pure crack. I don't own FMA
Edward Elric clapped his hands together, and let out something dangerously close to an evil chuckle. He mixed the last doses of tranquilizer into his brother's drink.
"Tonight's the night!" He muttered. "Alphonse is mine."
Meanwhile, Alphonse was putting his own finishing touches on his brother's drink. His gray eyes darted back and forth on the back of the Lunesta box to make sure he wasn't overdosing; he wanted to have his way with his brother, not kill him.
"This looks about right," Al said out loud. "Edward is mine."
"Bottoms up!" the two brothers yelled, clanking their glasses together. Although they were cheerful for all the wrong reasons, they were cheerful nonetheless.
'This is it.' Ed thought to himself excitedly, watching as Alphonse downed his drink and he sipped his own.
'This is it.' Al said in his mind, eyeing Ed as he finished his drink. He tried to calm his nerves. 'It's not rape.' the younger Elric told himself. 'Just surprise sex.'
"3...2...1..."
The two Elrics dropped down onto the carpeted floor at exactly the same time.
So much for date rape.
Written by my kohai...based on a conversation i had...too awesome not to post...REVIEW IT!