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Lita's music hit, and 5 seconds later she walked out into the stadium. She had a microphone in her hand, and the other was lazily on her hip. She looked around the arena dully, before lifting the microphone up to her lip, clearing her throat aloud, and began:

"I SAID AHEM! Good, now if you people don't mind... oh but of course, 'audience first' snort, my ass. Anyway, I would like- I said SHUT UP! I would like to present, my hubby, and the super sexy, R-rated superstar: EDGE!

She turned her head towards where Edge was to come out, and he did, just to some more booing of the audience. He put his arm around Lita's waist, and yanked her towards himself, and started frenching.

The audience went wild; they made the rest of their way to the ring barely keeping their arms off of each other. The audience's mixed booes and whistling was deafening. Once they ducked through the ropes into the ring, Kane's music hit. Instantly, almost like on cue, Lita jumped into Edge's arms, who look like he wanted to jump into someone's arms himself.

Kane stood at the beginning of the ramp, and looked around with that smile on his face. The audience's reaction to the big red monster was a bit mixed. A lot of shouts, some boos; yet at least Kane could say over Edge and Lita; that he had plenty of loyalty cheers.

Kane pulled down the ropes and stepped in. By now, Edge and Lita were hugging each other, out side and on the other side of the ring. Kane, this whole time had never left his eyes from the pair, especially Lita. Besides come on...not after all they had been through. What with the having a baby, forced marriage, getting dumped and then torturing each other back and forth...hey it was cute, OK so probably just to some twisted people.

Kane stepped to the other end, signaling for Edge to get back in the ring, as soon as Edge did, though very slowly and cautiously, the referee signaled for the match to officially start.

They began by circling the ring, more like Kane walking around towards and Edge, and Edge just trying to get away until he could figure out how to start this thing without much damage. They both stopped at the same time, and Edge decided to give a nice boot in the gut to Kane, just to find that Kane had caught it, and now Edge was flouncing around the ring on one foot.

Lita from the outside was screaming and pacing back and forth, thinking of a way sneak her husband something, or somehow distract the ref so Edge could give the low blow. And she had to...everything was again at stake. This just wasn't any match...Kane had challenged Edge to a match with the prize of Lita, she would have to do anything Kane said, even if that meant divorce Edge and never associate with him again. And unfortunately to her disadvantage, Edge's cockiness got the best of him and he agreed. Lita loves Edge, well, so maybe he was just a little too out there compared to her style, but he was sexy and totally turned her on, and he really did care about her a lot... even though in any person's right mind they would probably leave Edge just for his recklessness alone. Yet as even Lita would admit, which she won't, welcome to the wrestling business.

Meanwhile in the ring, Kane was lifting Edge off the ground by his foot, and slamming him to the ground. Lita winced. The crowd yelled disses.

Kane smiled down at Edge, thinking about how easy this match was going to turn out. He looked towards Lita, but Lita just glared back, she'd been in this situation before and wasn't as frightened of Kane. Besides, he wasn't really mean once one got to know him, he just was creepy and digesting, and well Lita honestly couldn't stand him at times. Not that she had that much to say of him, especially since last time the contract was an in-ring marriage, and she just had to be on camera with him, but this time...it was real, this time if they marry 'again', there was no after the show going home with Edge, or back in the day, with Matt Hardy. This time, the trouble was real.

In the ring, Kane looked back down at what he thought was a pathetic Edge wincing at the pain in his back. Kane lifted him by the leg again and stomped on him a couple of times, hard. He then lifted Edge up by his hair and threw him as hard as he could into the turnbuckle. Edge came smashing down to the mat, landing on his face.

Lita this time, unable to watch, grabbed Edge's arms as soon as he fell and pulled him out of the ring. And it was the only thing she could do, even if she did distract the ref, Edge was bleeding from the nose now, and probably couldn't notice to do anything to his advantage. She cooed over him and motivated him to get up. The ref began to count, and so Edge rolled back in, and then immediately back out. Lita helped brush him off, and soon he was ready to get back in when they looked up to Kane. He was now walking down the nearest steps, and out of the ring.

He stood before them, and then smacked Edge out of Lita arms where Edge hit the floor with a smack. Lita screamed and wanted to run to where her husband lay, probably unconscious. But Kane took one step and blocked her way.

Out of nowhere, the bell rang and the ref called for the match to end, disqualification on both ends. They had been out for too long, and the ref needed to rush in defense of Lita, for Kane shouldn't be near her since she wasn't in the match. The ref stood before Kane:

"Excuse me, but no, no you have to back away. The match is over." He signaled for the EMS from the back to help carry Edge out.

"Oh I don't think so" came a reply from Kane, as he lifted the ref by his shirt, and turned around and over his head thrust the squirming ref into the ring, where he landed with a hard bounce in the ring. He probably did this knowing he would get sued if he caused the ref, well... much harm.

Even the EMS, as soon as they loaded Edge onto a stretcher, wheeled him off on the long way around, anything to avoid crossing paths with Kane.

Lita wished she could just scurry away unnoticed. But she couldn't, all eyes were on the ex-couple.

"Hello, Lita." Kane laughed wickedly

"Ugh," Lita tried taking a step back, just to hit the barrier that was in between them and the crowd. She looked around wildly, hoping someone would jump out and save her, but to no avail.

Kane took another step towards her till she could smell his breath and feel it above her, hit her face.

She clenched her fist, opened it and brought it up quickly, about to smack Kane across his face, when he caught it.

The crowd by now was fluttering, and shouts of "OOOOO" were sounding across the stadium.

Lita was shocked, and helpless. Standing there, Kane applied more pressure to her small wrist. She tried twisting her way around him, but he just with his other arm, scooped her up like she weighed nothing, threw her over his shoulders, and began walking towards the exit. His music hit as he walked up the ramp, and along with Lita, out of sight.

Backstage, Lita still over Kane's shoulder, were met almost instantly by Edge, whose nose still seemed to be pouring blood and he was clutching his neck where there seemed to be some pain.

"Hey, you let Lita down, and get away from here. "

Lita was kicking and screaming for Edge to help her down, "Edge, ahh, help me! Kane, you big asshole, put me down; this wasn't part of the deal! Edge, ugh oo! Help!"

Edge was looking around with frantic, and scared eyes. "Yeah that's right, this wasn't part of the deal."

Kane shrugged, "Cuz you're right then, huh?"

He looked at Edge who was totally surprised, and unsure what to do with Kane's answer, "Uh, yeah that's right, " He responded a couple seconds later.

Kane, surprisingly and gently scooted her back down. Immediately, Lita ran into Edge's open arms, huddling into his muscular chest.

Kane threw his head up and laughed, "How cute, god how I miss that," He gave Lita one of those 'playful' chin 'punches'.

"Guess we'll meet again in the ring next Friday for a little rematch," said Kane, "This match was just a warning. Wanted you to know what would happen to you, and then to your precious wife, if you lost. Expect next time you'll probably really break a nose and neck, and most importantly, I wouldn't be returning Lita."

Then he walked away, Lita and Edge stared after him...both not too anxious for the next week.

TO BE CONTINUED…(will start by taking place on 'the next week')