A/N: Give it a chance. Inspired by Dianoetic's "A Bird in Hand". REVIEW!

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto (I wish)


Fact One: Neji was not the jealous time, but when it came to Ino he was.

Fact Two: Ino likes older guys.

Fact Three: Itachi always had a thing for blonds.

Fact Four: Neji knows Ino's involved with another man when their relationship is off.

Fact Five: Ino knows that Neji knows.

Fact Six: Itachi doesn't care.

Fact Seven: Ino can't decide who's a better lover.

Fact Eight: Neji is willing to fight for Ino.

Fact Nine: Itachi wonders if he can kill Neji with ease.

Fact Ten: Ino doesn't want either man to fight.

Fact Eleven: Neji loves Ino.

Fact Twelve: Itachi,shockingly,loves Ino as well.

Fact Thirteen: Ino loves them both.

Fact Fourteen: Ino's pregnant.

Fact Fifteen: No one knows who the father is.

Fact Sixteen: Ino does not have affairs.

Fact Seventeen: The baby comes out with black eyes.

Fact Eighteen: Neji doesn't care.

Fact Nineteen: Itachi knows he isn't meant to be a father.

Fact Twenty: Neji treats the child as his own, he's gentle fist anyone who says otherwise or speaks ill against Ino.

Bonus: Ino loves Neji best.


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