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Chapter 7- WTF?

Haruhi was shocked to see the posters. How dare he do such a thing after they promised to keep each other's secrets? As she stared in horror, students gave her glares and looks of disbelief (especially the club's customers). Some whispered behind hands while looking at her and occasionally nodding. She felt as if the whole world were closing in on her and she had nowhere to go.

Hikaru was in as much shock as she was. However, his shock was for a different reason. Although the administrators knew she was a girl, the club's lying to the student body could get them in serious trouble. That and with the student body being as dense as they were to not figure out till now she was a girl meant competition. The last thing he wanted to happen was for her to leave. Then he would never get to be with her, and that thought drove him nearly mad.

Then he thought of a plan. He quickly ran down the hall, out the door of the main building, across the courtyard, and up to the music room. He would need his brother's help as well as the club's for this one, and he knew that most of them (if not all of them) would be more than willing to help.

"Kaoru!" he yelled, panting in the doorway.

His brother's head peeked out from around a corner. He had obviously been entertaining. "Yes?"

"Whoever you're visiting with, please ask them to leave, this is urgent!"

Another head peeked around the corner. It was that of a lady. She had curly blond hair that just brushed her shoulders. Her hand was near her mouth, and her lips stuck out a little in a pout.

"Do I really have to go?" she whimpered.

Hikaru knew there would be no way to be rid of her unless he pulled the twin-sest card on her. He walked over to where she and Kaoru were sitting, kneeled between them, and put on a pleading look.

"I'm sorry my lady," he said, his eyes gleaming, "It's just, sometimes brothers need some time to be alone to share their thoughts."

Luckily Kaoru immediately picked up on what his brother was trying to do. He fell to his knees and wrapped his arms around his brother's neck.

"Yes, I do have some things I need to discuss with you," Kaoru said softly, running a finger down the side of his brother's face. "But I would hate to leave the lady."

Hikaru forced tears. "But brother," he cried (softly as to remain attractive to the customer), "I need you."

Their ploy had the desired affect. The lady blushed and said that no, they could talk and she would come back another time.

As soon as the music room was empty, Hikaru's urgency poured out. He told Kaoru of the posters and of his worries.

"I have a plan," he said, sternly looking at his brother. "We need to-"

Before could continue, Haruhi burst through the door. "He's gay!" she screamed.

"What?" the twins said in unison.

"Shoji's gay!"

"Who's gay?" Kaoru asked, perking up.

"Shoji," she said slowly. She walked over to them and collapsed in a chair. "Shoji is gay. That's why he asked me out. He thought I was a guy." Then she explained the previous day's events.

Hikaru's mind was racing while she explained. He wasn't a selfish boy for nothing. He thought of a new plan. He would have Kaoru ask Shoji out and while they were dating (or at least on a date) the club could record the date. All the customer's of the club knew at least one of the twins swung that way, so they would be fine, and any other student that found something wrong with it would be silenced through bribes and other means (oh the power of money). The club would broadcast the video.

In the meantime, the school would forget about Haruhi, and focus on Shoji. If that didn't work, that was fine. He'd still find ways to make his life a living hell (like sending him designer dresses while at school and gay porn magazines).

He explained his plan to Haruhi and Kaoru. They were fine with it. They set a date. It was later explained to the club. Everyone was in agreement, including Tamaki who had already talked to his father about the posters and had strings he could pull if push came to shove.

Although Haruhi wasn't sure what to think about the lengths the boys were going for her, she was extremely grateful to Hikaru and her feelings for him grew. She slowly began to realize that she shouldn't feel guilty for liking Hikaru more because Kaoru was gay anyway and would always put his brother before himself.

Hikaru knew he was one step closer to getting Haruhi's heart. He had a plan for that too.

What he didn't know was that he already had her heart.

To Be Continued.

In the first few volumes it explains that Kaoru is a "handsome homosexual" so please do not protest. I go by the books.

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