A/N:

I was listening to that song from "The Land Before Time" and I was like,

"OMG! I'm gonna write an FB fic with it!"

So… yep.

SONGFIC!

Disclaimer: Me no ownie's, LBT or Fruits Basket.

When your big,
You can push all the little one's around,

"Haha, Tohru! You can be the riceball!"

"The riceball? Yum, that sounds delicious!"

"Haha!"

They're lookin' up,
While you are lookin' down,

"Shutup! It's not my fault!"

"Kyo, you freak! You killed your Mother!"

"It's not my fault!"

You can snap a tree in two,
Like it was just a twig…
Things are better when your big,

"Now now, Yuki. The family head has taken you in! Don't be that way!"

"B-But Mum…"

"But nothing! Now GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!"

When your big,
You can do, anything you wanna do,

"But Mum… why can't I go? Just this once? Please! I want to play with the other kids!"

"No Kyo, you have to stay inside. I don't want anyone to see you! Your just… too cute!"

All the rules that grown ups make,
They don't apply to you,

"Mum, why can't I go to the drinking festivale?"

"Because Haru, your too young! You never know what might happen there! You might get drunk and transform, or something worse!"

Now you can splash in all the puddles,
Gulp and slurp and swig…
The world in better when your big,

"But Mumma… why don't you love me? What did I do wrong?"

"I'm not your Mum! You're a monster! I can't even stand to look at you! I never want to see you again, Momiji!"

Glug, glug, glug,
You can snort, you can growl, you can stomp, you can howl,

"Yuki… Yuki… are you dying? Or is your heart giving in?"

"Leave me alone… Akito… please… I'm sick…"

You can bonk someone smaller on the head,

"Yeah, I told Akito about how much I love you"

"That's great Hiro…- Ahh!"

"Kisa!"

You can take what you want,
Play all day in the swamp,
And you never, ever have to go to bed,

"Time to go to bed now, Tohru"

"But Mummy! I'm not tired at all!"

"But I am, so just go! I'll come read you a story… later"

When your big,
You can step on little people's toes,

"Haha, take that! And that! And this!"

"KAGURA! Stop that this instant! It's not nice to hurt other children like that! Come away, right now! Hurry up!"

Munch on their lunch,
And bop them in the nose,

"Come on Shigure, Ayame, Hatori! We're going to be late!"

"But… MUUUUUUUM!"

"But nothing! Hurry up, you three, or you'll miss seeing Santa!"

"Ooh, Santa!"

Three horns and long necks and duck feet too,
They all have to do anything you want them too,

"You will marry me, or else! Now PROPOSE!"

"Never!"

"Do it!"

"Fine!"

"Yay!"

And if they don't!
You can plop them in the goo,

"Mum… Dad… why is it you gave me the illusion of a loving family… when all along, you just hated my guts?"

"We hate you Rin! You've bought us nothing but trouble since the day you were born!"

So, don't you forget,

What you get,

Things are better when your big…

When your big.

"Y-You know… I really miss being a small" Said Tohru one afternoon, abruptly, "It was fun"

Her friend's around her, stared at her in jealousy. Why was her childhood so damn good?

A/N:

My first attempt at a songfic.

I can't believe I used such a funny song.