Hi! This is my firstfan fiction. I did this a few weeks ago, but I had this project, and there's STAR testing week!I hope you like it..Oh God Has Panic Attack Oh God! Oh God! Breaths in deeply I'm okay, I'm okay. Well enjoy! More coming soon!
Why Jack Spicer is a Complete Idiot, in a Good Way.
What levels can Jack stoop to? How low will he stoop to improve himself? Read and find out.
While Jack Spicer was looking for a good book to read in a bookstore, he noticed a book called The Evil Basics. Jack Picked up the book and began skimming the book, flipping from page to page. Here are some of the things he had read.
Basis Rules for Being Evil:
1.Never on any circumstance should you gloat before disposing of your opponent.
2.Try setting up your evil layer away from any cities or family members.
3.If your going to use robots to help you concur the world, please, don't be stingy on the materials, you'll be beaten too easily.
4. If not robots, try building and army of evil minions, but we do not advise this, for humans and animals have free will, and cannot be easily manipulated.
So, you chose to have an Evil Partner…
If you do decide to get an evil partner, make sure that he or she will be loyal to you at all cost. Return the favor for a respectable companion. If you only want to manipulate your partner for a scheme, disposed of you partner in a way that he or she is your slave forever, and never ever can betray you, or a nice shallow grave can do.
If your partner has yet to carry his or her part of the load, but you still need an evil partner (or he or she is just stupid) dispose him or her by one of the recommended actions in the paragraph above.
If you suspected that you partner is using you as a pawn in his or her plans to rule the world, dispose of him or her as quickly as possible, or you just might ending up in a shallow grave yourself.
Tips:
Try a plan that has you acting dumb, and then killing your enemies. (Acted dumb; people will be more surprised when you kill them).
A loyalty oath, combined with something that takes over their mind or manipulates him or her, is most efficient if one wants evil minions.
Many websites like wwe. are most useful for evil world concurring. (WWE stands for World Wide Evil-network) These websites have many job offerings, online catalogs, and chat sites to help any evil or minion. Don't worry, it's secure of any government, hacker, or just weird people's spy ware.
More tips from The Eval Stallion Press in How Not to be Like Jack Spicer: A Complete Guide On Do's and Don'ts, World Concurring: For Idiots, and 1002 Most Famous Evil Doers and Bad Guys.
When Jack Spicer looked up from the book he was skimming at the bookstore, he saw a stand containing all three books that were mentioned in the one in his hand. They were on sale for $3.00 each. Jack bought all four.
I edited this so that I don't sound like such a dork (But everone who knows me knows am a dork). I hope you'd enjot this slightly altered verson. Oh, and my other story, THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE SHOWTIME! Needs your votes. Get it? Read and vote. Read and vote, oh and I take request for stories. (If you can request songs and pictures, why NOT storeies?)