Harry was silently seething. How dare Voldemort make a Neopets account? Now he would never hear the end of it from Hermione. She was right and he was wrong when he was the one who could see into Voldemort's mind. And the one thing that could've cheered him up-Neopets, duh!-was infested by the very person that had caused all the trouble. Oh, a Neomail...

To: snitchsnatcher
Subject: Brat!
Message: I did not appreciate the comment about my balls. (attach)Crucio(/attach)

He smiled. This was just the thing to cheer him up.

To: ratspwnu
Subject: Re: Brat!
Message: How sad... (counter)(attach)Crucio(/attach)

Time for a new siggy.

-Death Eaters pwned: 1

Harry had become an expert at magic over the internet. It was really rather simple. All you had to do was route the magical parameters through the C-port, which only took a simple spell. Then the magic would permeate the circuits and become integrated in the execution. With a keyboard, a combination of an HTML-esque coding system and the actual incantations created a quick and wandless way to do magic. Many people knew the long, involved way to do it-typing the codes and then actually using the wand to enchant the words to perform the spell required. But Harry could do that without the annoying energy drain that came with enchanting the words and then from the actual spell and do it in half the time.

To: sidekickboy
Subject: Idiots
Message: I -heart- stupid Death Eaters. Especially when they're pathetic too. That makes it easier to counter their curses.

To: snitchsnatcher
Subject: Re: Idiots
Message: Did you counter Wormtail's sorry arse?

To: sidekickboy
Subject: Re: Idiots
Message: You bet :D Check out my new siggy -pokes siggy-

To: snitchsnatcher
Subject: Re: Idiots
Message: ROFLMAO! You should hang around the SWB and see if you can pwn anymore Death Eaters.

To: snitchsnatcher
Subject: Re: Idiots
Message: Are you suggesting that I purposefully annoy some angry Death Eaters, thus endangering my life?

To: sidekickboy
Subject: Re: Idiots
Message: Basically...

To: snitchsnatcher
Subject: Re: Idiots
Message: Sounds like fun :D

So Harry headed over to the SWB, also known as the Secret Wizards Board, to stake out some Death Eater boards.

Mudbloods are scum!
by: thebouncingferretboy

Not exactly Death Eaters, but it would do. Ok, so one is a Death Eater, details, details. That's not the point. The board would attract many aspiring Death Eaters, which was almost the same. And it would make it all the easier to pwn them.

Posted by thebouncingferretboy: Blood traitors too! And we can't forget Saint Potter.
Posted by goodatposing: If you think about it, it's a good thing he's a hero and everyone loves him...
Posted by sonotjealousofhermio: -gasp- Don't tell me you're turning into a Potter fan.
Posted by mycatsheds: Aw, do you want his autograph?
Posted by thebouncingferretboy: Blaize, do you realize what you're saying?
Posted by goodatposing: All the Mudbloods and blood-traitors adore him and flock to him, right?
Posted by thebouncingferretboy: Yeah, that's why we hate him remember?
Posted by poodatposing: So when we go to capture Potter, all of them will be there and we can kill them off easily.
Posted by sonotjealousofhermio: ...that actually makes sense!
Posted by mycatsheds: Hey, Pansy, what's up with your sn?
Posted by sonotjealousofhermio: I couldn't fit sonotjealousofhermionetheperfectlittlebitch, so I had to cut it short.
Posted by thebouncingferretboy: Yeah, I thought my name wouldn't fit, but it barely did.
Posted by ittakes2: Um, we don't get it Blaize. -grunt-
Posted by goodatposing: Wow! I'm surprised you even managed to type that.
Posted by sonotjealousofhermio: Just because you two are so stupid that you have to play together on an account doesn't mean youhave todrag the rest of us down.

Harry grinned. He couldn't resist the opportunity.

Posted by snitchsnatcher: Looks to me like you do a pretty good job of that on your own ;)
Posted by thebouncingferretboy: Potter!
Posted by goodatposing: Potter!
Posted by sonotjealousofhermio: Potter!
Posted by mycatsheds: Potter!
Posted by ittakes2: Potter? Where? ...Hey! That wasn't very nice, snitchsnatcher.
Posted by snitchsnatcher: Yes, my adoring fans, it is I, Harry Potter! Grovel before me. Say cheese! You've been screenied:D

There's no way they're going to live this one down. That in itself was already five points, one for each of them, except for Crabbe and Goyle. They counted as one together since they didn't have two brains to rub together between them. Harry leaned back in his chair, waiting for the Hate Neomail to arrive.

To: snitchsnatcher
Subject: Potter!
Message: Just you wait. My father will hear about this! (attach)Crucio(/attach)

To: thebouncingferretboy
Subject: Re: Potter!
Message: Oh, wow! I'm shaking in my Wellington Boots now -rolls eyes- (counter)(attach)Crucio(/attach)

To: snitchsnatcher
Subject: Potter!
Message: Dirty Muggle-huggler! (attach)Crucio(/attach)

To: goodatposing
Subject: Re: Potter!
Message: At least I'm not a whore's son. (counter)(attach)Crucio(/attach)

To: snitchsnatcher
Subject: Potter!
Message: I can't believe you can stand to be around Mudbloods and not vomit. (attach)Crucio(/attach)

To: sonotjealousofhermio:
Subject: Re: Potter!
Message: You so are jealous of Hermione. (counter)(attach)Crucio(/attach)

To: snitchsnatcher
Subject: Potter!
Message: Don't make me start a cat fight -snaps fingers in 'z' formation- (attach)Crucio(/attach)

To: mycatsheds
Subject: Re: Potter!
Message: Geez, can't you guys come up with a more creative subject? (counter)(attach)Crucio(/attach)

To: snitchsnatcher
Subject: Potter?
Message: We think you're Harry. We're going to hurt you now. (attach)Kroosio(/attach)

To: ittakes2
Subject: Re: Potter?
Message: Wow...

-Death Eaters pwned: 10

Drat! Those idiots together couldn't curse him, therefore he couldn't counter their spell, therefore he couldn't pwn them, which depressed him. Maybe a round in the Wizard's Dueldome would help.

The Wizard's Dueldome was like the Battledome, with some major differences of course. The great thing about the Dueldome was that it was relatively anonymous. No names whatsoever, just chatting. And the Neopets, randomly chosen to face each other, cast actual spells. Wands were uploaded onto the system and the Neopet used a pixelized replica. So Harry entered his Invisible Ixi, CloakedProngs.

Your new opponent is NeoNagini5469 the Darigan Hissi.
What spell will you cast?

A Darigan Hissi... A dangerous combination. Exactly the kind of dangerous combination that Death Eaters preferred. And Death Eaters also preferred to start off with Avada Kedavra. He decided to use the spell that had saved him many times before.

NeoNagini5469 casts Avada Kedavra.

He smiled. So predictable, Death Eaters. It was really rather pathetic.

CloakedProngs casts Expelliarmus.

Suddenly the screen went blank. Text started appearing, as if invisible hands were typing.

Error
Run program PrioriIncantatum.exe

(Bgsound src-"scream.wav")
(Bgsound src-"scream.wav")
(Bgsound src-"scream.wav")
(img src-"echo-computer.gif")

A computer? What the hell? Before Harry could inquire further, his computer sparked and died.

What a day...