Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or 'This land is your land' and 'we shall not be moved' songs or the 'Romeo and Juliet' quote but I did modify them to fit the story. Also the Characters, Emily and Crystal, are based off my two friends. I also do not own the ninja turtles.

(I M P O R T A N T—READ THIS…) Just so everyone knows and so I don't get in trouble, a lot of plot ideas were inspired by my friend Emily (AnotherCrazedRedHead). She also gave me permission to use Francisco the pencil ('The Aftermath of Playing Monopolize.' ch.6) and Joshua/ Francine the squid ('Conversations with the Giant Squid'). This story is dedicated to Crystal (LuckyRandomHero) and Emily so therefore that is why they appear throughout the story. I also want to say that if you let it, this story can be a powerful, spiritual influence in your young life. I know this, because a friend after reading this story protested doing her morning, math warm ups by singing 'we shall not be moved' (and by stealing everyone's worksheets).

Chapter Four

James sat on the edge of the lake. His bare feet drifted in the shallow water. He was mildly relaxed by the cooling water but nothing could take his mind away from his failure. He failed to retrieve his cookie from Snape. Failed to give his cookie to Lily. Failed to capture her love.

He moaned.

A ripple broke the still surface. James felt it, and he didn't need to raise his head to know that it was Joshua the giant squid who came to accompany him. He remembered a time when he used to hate the giant squid. Last year after taking their O.W.L's Lily proclaimed to what felt like the entire student body that she would rather date the giant squid then him. From that day on he vowed to hate the monstrous, sea creature….

…but when he arrived at the lake the next day to start shit, the squid (he now knows to be called Joshua) he was instead comforted by him and listened to by him. Joshua understood his undying love for Lily and supported him. From that day on, he and the squid became best friends.

"Hey, Josh," James sighed as he stroked the squid before its tentacle sunk below the surface.

The squid was silent but James continued.

"Me? I'm having a horrible day but I don't want to talk about it," He mumbled to his friend.

Again the squid said nothing

"Five fish! That's good to hear, at least one of us is having a good day," James said.

nothing

"No, Lily didn't turn me down…I didn't even get to ask," James mumbled. He leaned onto his back. "I tried to cook her cookie—"

nothing

"OK, I GET IT; YOU DON'T 'COOK' COOKIES! SHEESH! You're starting to sound like Remus," James screamed frustrated.

The squid sunk below the water, and James panicked.

"No, don't go, I'm sorry, It wasn't right of me to yell at you," James cried. He sat up and ran into the water.

The squid came back.

"Thanks, Josh," James Mumbled. "I'm sorry for taking my frustration out on you."

Silence

"Yeah, I'm sorry. I guess I'll tell you what happened," James said to the squid. He returned back to the shore. "I was having a cookie and a thought came to me. If I coo—made Lily a cookie she would realize how much I liked her. I hoped she would start to take me seriously but the cookie was stolen."

Silence

"Yeah, I know who would steal a cookie? Snape would, apparently—"

Silence

"I know you hate the guy, most people do. Reminds me of that prank you pulled at the beginning of the month with the seaweed and sea slugs in his bed, ha ha he he," James sighed.

He paused. Now was not the time to laugh at passed memories.

"Lily hated when I pulled pranks," James said, "She hated when I asked her out…whenever I talked to her…I just wish she would understand how much I love her," James raised his head as the squid sunk completely beneath the lake. "Joshua, where are you going?"

"James?" A familiar voice asked. James's head whipped around and gapped at Lily as she shuffled towards him diffidently. When she reached him she sat down by his side.

"You made me a cookie?" She asked innocently.

James didn't know what to say but nodded his head. "How'd you know?" He finally gasped out.

Lily sent him a sweet smile, which quickly turned into a smirk. "Well, you were talking about Love and you don't love anyone more than me, except maybe…" Lily's smirk widened, "John Travolta."

James's gaze flew to Lily and he gave a surprised smile. "No he's only number four…but how did you know I liked him. I didn't think you knew anything about me."

"Well, I don't, not really," Lily said casually as she turned her gaze to her feet. "But, I know you like quidditch."

"Everyone knows that," James also turned away from Lily but to the lake. He searched the lake for Joshua but couldn't find him.

"Well…I know that you secretly love the color pink and like playing with people's hair," Lily said. James's mouth dropped open, "And when you were little you wanted to be a beautician because and I quote 'I want to make people just as beautiful as me that way the world will have more pleasant things to look at'," Lily quoted.

"How did you know that? Are you psychic?" James asked.

Lily giggled, "No but your friend, Sirius, has a big mouth."

"Yeah, he does," James mumbled bitterly, suddenly reminded that Sirius had stronger relationship with Lily than he did.

"Don't get jealous, all he ever talked about was you," Lily said. "I swear if he wasn't straight, he'd be in love with you. He said when you were little, you two collected dolls together—"

"THEY WERE FEMALE-ACTION-FIGURES!"

"Sirius said they were Barbies," Lily said.

"Well, Sirius is an Idiot," James said.

Lily nodded. "Yeah…but that doesn't hide the fact you're an interesting...fellow."

James nodded, "I know that."

Lily scowled at James arrogant comment. James, on the other hand, was on cloud nine. He was filled with euphoria now that Lily was talking to him without yelling. He felt as if a chain had been unlocked and he was now free to say whatever he wanted without the fear of her blowing him off.

"That cookie I was talking about?" James said.

Lily looked at him, "What about it?"

"…It was for you because I wanted you know I liked you so much," James said. He tried to hold Lily's gaze but she turned away with a blush.

She wasn't blushing because it was James who announced it but because it was anyone who announced. No one had ever done anything so sweet for her.

"James, thanks," She mumbled.

The raven haired boy was surprised by her embarrassment. Had this been any other day she would have yelled at him to grow up but today she was being so kind.

'She would have appreciated the cookie,' James thought.

"Look, its Francine," Lily cried. She pointed to the lake and James saw Joshua reappear.

"Oh, it's just Joshua," James shrugged.

Lily laughed and shook her head. "James, you ignorant child. Anyone can tell the giant squid is a girl. Her name is Francine."

"What! No. How can you tell, it's a squid. Anyway, I've just been calling him Joshua and he hasn't complained yet."

"SHE probably has, and you're too dense to tell," Lily said tersely.

'Honeymoons over,' James thought. "Oh! So now I'm stupid?"

"Your words, not mine," Lily snapped. She scooted away from James.

"Well…You know what…you're stupid!" James cried.

"Grow up, booger-breath, I don't have take this from you. You're a boy, you don't have soul," Lily said.

The atmosphere grew colder and James shut his mouth, truly hurt by her words.

"…ow," James said. He rubbed the back of his neck. "That was harsh…"

"Oh, James, I'm sorry," Lily cried. She flung her arms around James's neck. "I didn't mean to sound so nasty. Can I make it up to you?"

James nodded into her shoulder and sniffed her hair. (OK, I lied. James wasn't all that upset…but he wanted lily to think he was.)

"Lily, d-do you think, you c-could help me get my cookie back from Snape?" He asked with a purpose stutter.

"Oh, James, of course," Lily cried. She waited for James to let go but he kept the same tight grip on. Lily patted James's shoulder, not quite sure what else to do. "Ok, James…you can let go now…James…James?...STOP BRAIDING MY HAIR, YOU POOF-BALL!"

* * *

Not long after their conversation by the lake, James and Lily were on a mission, Operation: Get-James's-cookie-back, goal: Get-James's-cookie-back, Reward: Having-James's-cookie-back or something along those lines.

James wasn't to clear on how he planned to get the cookie, just that they would somehow infiltrate the Slytherin common room.

"James, how are we going to do this?" Lily asked, impatiently as she let James lead her throughout the castle.

…But no need to worry, James had a plan.

"I have plan," James said.

…That involved a potion.

"I have a potion, a very potent potion, strong enough to kill a fly," James said.

"…"

"Uh…That's all well and good but how does that get us into their common room?" Lily said.

"It doesn't…" James said. "But I do have another potion, a polyjuice potion but I don't know how we could use that to our advantage."

"James, you idiot, we'll put Slytherin hair into it and sneak in that way." Lily said.

"Ewwwwww…but ok," James agreed.

They reached the Slytherin entrance and Lily pulled out her wand and aimed it at the trollish students meandering around the hall.

"Stupefy," She whispered.

The Slytherins tumbled to the ground, resulting in a Minnie-earthquake.

"Great shot, Lils," James cheered.

Lily smiled. "Don't call me that."

The two walked over to the unconscious Slytherins, and James ripped out strands of hair. He gave them to Lily to hold as he continued to pull out potions from one of his pockets and empty glasses from another. Lily raised an eyebrow as she was struck by how dangerous and random this all was.

James finally found what he was looking for and poured the potion into separate glasses. He handed a glass to Lily and dropped a hair into his own. Lily copied his motion.

"Bottoms up," James said and drank.

Lily felt like she turning inside out. Her stomach liquids were swishing around inside of her and she felt unbearably hot. She glanced over to James (now a large warty third year) and was surprised to see him so calm and relaxed, despite the transformation.

'How use to this is he?' Lily wondered.

"James," Lily asked allowed. She was mildly surprised by her low raspy her new voice was, but she shook the surprise off, not wanting to seem uncomfortable in front of James. "How often have you done this?"

James looked at her in surprise. He was trying to think of a good answer to her question without incriminating himself. The truth definitely would not do. He would not tell her that on weekends after roaming the halls that he and the boys would steal female hair or toenail clippings to turn into girls, for the sole purpose of entering locker-room and the girl's bathrooms. No, definitely not.

"Um…not often," He lied. He swallowed nervously, "But never-mind that, we have a mission to complete."

"Yeah, the mission," Lily turned to the entrance and pressed herself against the wall and ever so subtle, despite her body change, was still able to morph into the shadows.

"Where did she go?" James wondered. One minute lily was here the next she wasn't. That was so, "—Hot."

"James," Lily whispered, "Come on."

James followed her and together they snuck into the commons room, which just happened to be empty (…For the sake of speeding up the plot.). It took several hours to complete everything and the polyjuice potion had long worn off the two teens. First they booby-trapped the bathrooms, then booby-trapped the dormitories, and just for fun played a nice game of Uno with the cards Lily found in someone's underwear drawer, which she just 'happened' to come across.

"This is great," James said, "Now when all the Slytherins return it will be prank-O-rama."

"The cookie…?" Lily asked, trying to get James's mind on track.

"Right, right…now if I were a cookie, where would I be?" James pondered. "Cookie…Cookie…"

"Well…where would Snape hide his things?" Lily asked.

"Probably in his socks…but where would we find his socks…oh, the boys dormitory,"

"Duhh…totally," Lily said.

"C'mon," James walked back up the boy's dormitory and Lily followed him. James turned and smirked at the red-head girl. "Hey Lils…" He jumped onto the bed and smirked at her. "Let's make a baby."

"No, I'm not in the mood…" Lily said nonchalantly.

"Maybe tomorrow—"

"No, I mean, I'm not in the mood, ever!" Lily cried, blushing. "AND DON'T MAKE THOSE JOKES, YOU PIG!" Lily smacked James. "Now find the cookie."

"Ok," James mumbled. He rolled off the bed and began to open drawers and trunks. Lily stayed off to the side not wanting to touch dirty socks. "I can't find anything," James said.

"Well, where else, would Snape hide it?" Lily asked.

James pondered this for a moment. 'Sock…Sock…Jimmy?...Sock and Jimmy…plus Peter?...equals hallway?'

"I've got it!" James cried. He grabbed Lily's hand and dragged her out of the commons room. They ran to the hallway where James ate the cookie and looked around for the sock but got much more than they bargained for.

Instead of finding just a sock, they saw Lucius squirming under Severus…(Not like you perverts.) Severus had a wet rag to Lucius forehead.

"Lucius, you're in pain, I don't want you to hurt yourself worse," Severus cooed.

"Get off me, fruit-cake! Let me go," Lucius cried. He tried to shove the other boy off of him but Severus proved to be too clingy. "I'M FINE!"

"No you're not," Severus whined.

"Eww, Lovers," James cried. The two boys turned to him.

"James, don't ruin their moment," Lily smacked his head.

"We are not LOVERS! Now get off me," Lucius pushed Severus off by the face and scrambled back into another wall.

"Lucius…" Severus mumbled. "I want to help you get better."

"I don't need help," Lucius cried.

"Aw, look, they're in love," Lily giggled.

Lucius sent Lily and incredulous look. "I've got a girlfriend, you red-headed Bitch, and her names Narcissa!"

Lily gaped. "Excuse me!? The feelings are hurt."

"Nuh-uh, you did not just go there," James snapped his fingers three times in a z-formation.

"I'll go where ever I please," Lucius cried. He used the wall to stand up and glared at the two.

"Then will you go to the Virgin Islands with me?" Severus asked as he dashed back towards Lucius.

"No," Lucius snapped. He pushed Severus just as he reached for a hug into Lily who was still gaping at him.

The two fell onto the ground with Snape on top of Lily.

"Ooh, Even better," Snape licked his lips and put sweaty palm on the inside of Lily's thigh.

"Get off of her," Lucius roared.

"Yeah, what he said," James cried.

"Are you jealous…baby?" Severus asked and sent doe eyes to the blond.

"N-no, why would I?" Lucius turned away.

"Get off of her!" James cried. Severus looked at James. "Get off or I'll kill you!"

Severus jumped off Lily, having not a doubt in his mind that the raven-haired boy would kill him.

"Sorry, I just wanted to complicate the plot, again," Severus cried, James looked like he was about to accept the Slytherin boy's excuse.

"That's what they all say," Lily stood up. She glared at Severus and kicked his shin.

Severus fell backwards into Lucius, expecting him to catch him. Lucius, however, stepped out of the way.

"You know what; I'm getting out of here and away from, all you freaks!" Lucius cried. He stumbled backwards. He did one last glare before running off.

"Look what you did?" Severus cried. "You scared him off."

"I scared him? You were the one—" James screamed.

"Boys, calm down," Lily said. "And James we came here on a mission."

"Yeah, you're right," James said. "WHERE'S MY COOKIE?"

Severus's eyes went wide and shook his head.

"Tell me where my cookie is and I won't kill you," James bargained.

"I don't know what you're talking about," He snubbed.

"Dude, the cookie you ripped from my hand?" James snapped.

"Yeah we all saw you run off with it," Lily chimed.

Severus sweated, "That's a lie! A blatant lie!"

"What are you suffering from the dissociativeidentity disorder," Lily snapped.

Both James and Severus looked at her.

"What I read in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, 4th Edition, Revised," Lily said, "It was a stimulating read."

"She's not just a pretty face, she's smart, too!" James gushed.

"The cookie," Lily snapped her fingers, "Mission, remember?"

"Right," James put on his angry face and glared as Severus, "My—Cookie—NOW!"

"I don't have it," Severus said than mumbled, "Not any more."

"Than who does?" James snapped incredulously.

* * *

"I found a cookie, I found a cookie, I found a cookie, hey, hey, hey!" Peter sang.

"Hey, isn't that James's?" Remus asked. He pointed to the 'cookie' in Peter's hand. The two and Sirius were sitting in the commons room by the fire as the Gryffindors partied and danced over their victory sticking it to the 'man', the man being Sirius even though he doesn't act like one.

Peter stopped and said, "So what if it is? You going to do something about it?"

Remus paused. "…Nope, just wandering," He said.

"Well if you must know, it is," Peter's eyes lit up as he spoke, "I filched it off of Snape when he wasn't looking."

Remus rolled his eyes. He had no doubt in his mind the Peter was a kleptomaniac. First he 'found' a cookie in a sock. 'Yeah right,' Remus thought. He did not believe for one second that anyone would hide a cookie in a dirty old sock in the corner of a dusty empty hall. Only an idiot would do that (Um…Snape?...Anyone?). What about the hair dryer and blender that Peter had been using as keychains before he let James 'create' with them? Remus knew for a fact Peter stole those. Who wouldn't after the scene Crystal made when she realized those were her items that went 'missing' at the beginning of the year, and what was up with that rubber ducky that Peter kept squeezing. It was creepy, all he did was squeeze it and giggle…squeeze it and giggle…squeeze it and…

"Earth to Remus," Sirius lightly slapped Remus's cheek.

Remus shook his head only to find Sirius right in his face, staring at him with wide eyes.

"Ack," Remus squeaked as he leaned back.

"What were you thinking about?" Sirius asked. "You were making weird faces."

Remus looked to see Peter had gone back to singing to the cookie and was now placing a bottle top over a glass vile. Remus watched to see Peter than hide the vile in his robes. He sniffed the cookie and smiled sneakily.

"…nothing," Remus said. "So…Peter, what do you plan on doing with the cookie?"

"Give it back to James, of course," Peter said. "We all went through a lot of trouble to make this cookie."

"Yeah but…don't you think it might kill someone if it's eaten?" Remus asked. "We should destroy and save mankind."

"NONSENSE!" Sirius laughed as slapped Remus on the back. "DON'T SPEAK OF CRAZINESS!"

"WELL, I DO FEEL LIKE I'M TAKING CRAZY PILLS!" Remus screamed.

"Peter!"

"Did you hear that?" Remus asked, he calmed down. With his heightened senses he could hear the tiniest of voices over a great distance.

"No," both Peter and Sirius mumbled.

"That Rat!"

Remus heard it again. "That, what is it?"

"Peter! I'll kill you!"

"There it is again," Remus said

"Hey, I do hear it," Sirius laughed. "That sounds like…"

"Ooh, let me guess," Peter cried, "Let me guess."

"…James," Sirius finished.

"Oh, you're no fun," Peter moaned.

"PETER, I'LL KILL YOU!" The portrait hole swung open revealing a ticked off James. He shoved a few happy-go-lucky party-goers of his way as he stomped towards Peter. The music the kids were blasting stopped abruptly. "We searched all over the Slytherin common room and had to whiteness something I never want to see again (A/N: James's response to Snape and Malfoy) only to find out you had the cookie. Why didn't you come and find me? It could've saved us a load of time!" James snapped.

Lily lowered her eyes as she heard the last thing James said. Even though she would never admit to it, she truly enjoyed her time spent with James. He was…endearing.

"Oh, well I have it now," Peter smiled largely as he handed the cookie to James.

James smiled relieved as he saw it. "…The cookie…"

Lily looked to see what kind of cookie caused all the huff and paled. It was DISGUSTING. It didn't even look like a cookie, more like fried puke.

"Lily, I made it for you," James mumbled, blushing, his rudeness, gone for the moment. He smiled shyly and held out the cookie for her.

Lily paled and gave a fake smile. "Thanks," She mumbled. She took the cookie and held it in her hands. It even felt disgusting. She had only now become aware of it but now the entire commons room (The party forgotten for a moment), along with the rest of the Marauders were staring at her expectantly.

"Oh, right," Lily mumbled. She squeezed her eyes shut and brought the cookie to mouth. Lily nibbled on the edge of the cookie and broke off a tiny piece.

It tasted…It tasted like…

"Lily," Looked to the owner of the voice and saw James. He smiled at her. "Was it good? Do you like it?" He asked.

Lily continued to stare at him. A light had been shined onto him and she could see no one else. It was only James and her. The commons room was gone, her friends were, gone, the marauders were gone, it was only James and her.

"I loved it," She whispered. Her face had gone red in a blush and her body had gone numb. She didn't even notice the cookie drop from her hands.

James blushed.

Lily's smile widened. James looked so cute now, as if she'd never seen him before.

"What the hell just happened?" Remus asked.

Sirius only shrugged.

Peter, however, smiled.

Emily, who had moved to stand behind Lily as she bit into the cookie, bent down to pick it up. She sniffed it. It didn't smell like anything. She hoped Lily wouldn't be too upset, but she only wanted to taste it. After all Lily seemed to like it. She glanced quickly at Lily who seemed to be staring adoringly at James who basked in the attention.

Emily brought the cookie to her lips and bit an even smaller than Lily had.

The cookie, it tasted…it tasted…

"Ewww!" She squealed, "Oh, yuck. That tastes like FEET," She cried. "Feet that ran eight miles in the dirt and rotten eggs, than dipped into…into…strawberries, with a dash of cinnamon…" She finished in a daze.

"What the heck are you saying?" Crystal asked her sister.

Emily, however, wasn't listening. Her attention was caught by James who had burst out laughing at something Sirius said. Lily was still next to him staring, but he didn't seem to mind.

'James looks…cute,' Emily thought. 'Really cute…'

* * *

"Peter, will you ever tell us, what you did to the cookie?" Remus asked.

The party had long ago ended and it was now three in the morning, but Remus, Sirius, and Peter were awake in the commons room.

"What makes you think I did anything?" Peter asked. He was pleasantly sitting in a chair with the rubber ducky now in his chest pocket. He would now every once in a while lower his head to nudge the duck with his nose.

"Come one, Lily took one bite and wouldn't leave James alone all night, she was like obsessed with him," Remus said.

"Uh-huh," Sirius cried. "Yea…I did not enjoy the show. Lily was acting like a little ho!"

"Sirius, hush, the first years are just upstairs," Remus quieted.

"We know you did something," Sirius said.

Peter sighed. "Ok, you caught me. I added this," Peter said. He reached into the robes and pulled out a vile and handed it to Remus.

Remus took the glass and read, "Love Potion number nine…Peter tell me you didn't."

"Ok," Peter stayed silent.

"You sneaky little—" Sirius cried. "Now James has Lily and he won't have time for his best buddy, me. What will I do with my time? How will I spend my days? Without James, he's my other half, I'm nothing. I'm lower than nothing. Without James I should just curl up and die."

Remus sighed.

"Idiots," He mumbled tiredly under his breath.

"I can't breath without James. He's my best friend. More than my best friend, he's like my brother…and you took him away and gave him to Lily…and now I'm alone…all alone…James…" Sirius ranted.

* * *

Lily fell asleep that night incredibly happy. She woke up relaxed, too. She didn't know what happened to make her so happy, maybe it was realizing her feelings for James. She must have suppressed them because it seemed that last night when she looked into his face, it was like a burst of all her emotions coming for the just to scream in her face that she loved him…and she did. With all her heart she could say she truly loved him.

She hummed as she brushed her hair as she she sat down in front of a mirror. "I love James, I love James, I LOOVE JAAAMESSS and I don't know WHYYYYY!" She sang.

She smiled at her reflection, feeling completely light.

…light and happy.

* * *

EPILOG

"Hey, gather around," James cried. Half the common room, Remus, Sirius, Peter, Lily, Crystal, and Emily gathered into a huddle around James. "Hey Lily make a beat!"

"Ok," Lily giggled. She brought her hands to her mouth and began to beatbox.

James bobbed to the beat and pretty soon so was everyone else.

"Ok, uh, uh, uh…I tried to make a cookie but it really didn't workLily fell in love with me because is a dork. She's got a mouth like a turtle but beatboxes like a cow, and she's got the creepy little sidekick who always goes…"

"Meow," Emily giggled, Lily paused to echo her young friend.

"KEEP THAT BEAT GOING, LIlS… Oh check this out! If I wanted to make a cookie with the blender, pass me the sugar 'cause this cookie is the wrong gender!" James continued.

"OH!" The group cheered than broke into the chorus, "Don't kill me Lily! Don't kill me lily! You're my butterfly, sugar, baby!"

"Butterfly? Isn't that a song?" Crystal asked. (A/N: The end of the chorus is part of 'Butterfly' by Crazy Town)

"Remus, GO!"

"Ok…These people are all crazy and they really frighten me. I know what you believe, but I don't hug my dictionary," Remus rapped

James cried out, "Don't kill me Lily, and Don't kill me Lily."

"Yo, uh, uh…I know you all love me and I have great hair. Believe it or not, my heads not full of air!" Sirius broke in. The group cheered.

"Go Sirius," Some random first year cried out.

"What is this, a musical?" Crystal asked.

"I rock the charms corridor and can do that 'thing' real well, But if you didn't realize it, Peter kind of smells. Oh!" Sirius cried.

"What?" Peter cried out, confused. "Smell?"

"Cookies are yummy but James should just give up. Lily's really creepy and thinks she is a duck!" Sirius rapped.

"Heck yes I do!" Lily cried than continued the beat.

Sirius ignored her continued with the rap, "What's up with Emily? I think she's got Rabies. She may be Lilies sidekick, but she should stay the hell away from me. I'm pimping out this rap so all of y'all can see—"

"That I like rubber DUCK-IE-ES!" Peter cried. He waved the yellow duck around.

"Oh, Peter, NO!" James shook his head, and Sirius scowled. Lily stopped beat boxing and frowned.

"God, Peter, you just ruined the rap," Someone grumbled.

"Yeah, you suck," Another cried. The crowd began to disperse, still grumbling about Peter.

Srius turned to James and shrugged his shoulders. "Well it was fun while it lasted. I knew that rapping potion would come to good use."

"Straight up, dawg," James laughed. He smacked Sirius's hand.

THE END…

Or is it?

I don't know…

Maybe, there is a strong possibility…but for you unhappy few who didn't like the love potion ending, just be patient…I might write a sequel.

A/N: After (reading this, I'm) sure YOU all (NOTICED)… my PASSION for using (caps) LOCK, PARENTHIS, explanation points, and …'s.

…AS you (CAN) TELL I have a…problem!!! I'M TRYING to (get) OVER it!!!

I also didn't know how to refer to Snape. So it's pretty irregular on how I call him Snape and Severus.

I also want to Apologize to the readers if the ending is abrupt. I was suppose to work on this story all spring break and have it done at the end but I procrastinated and wrote the last few pages in three days.

I would also like to apologize for grammatical errors and plot holes. If any plot holes are found tell me in a review and I will try to explain them in the sequal….

…WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY NEXT POINT! The Sequel "There's Something About James." –James and Lily go on their first date and everything that can go wrong, does go wrong.

Alternate Story Titles (Created in History with Emily while taking a test, yes I know…we're rebels.)

1.) If you give a Potter a cookie…He will eat it

2.) If you give a Potter a cookie…Noelle will write a 100 page story on it (A/N: Joke because this story was meant to be a one-shot but it took me forever to write and it's so long)

3.) If you give a Potter a cookie…somehow a squid will be involved

4.) If you give a Potter a cookie…Emily will rub your leg and/or tie your shoe

5.) If you give a Potter a cookie…you'll learn how to do the 'thing'…just like John Travolta…or you local bus driver

6.) If you give a Potter a cookie…Snape will put it in his sock

7.) If you give a Potter a cookie…the currency of Hogwarts will unofficially change to the cookies.

8.) If you give a Potter a cookie…a random centaur will say Mars is bright tonight

9.) If you give a Potter a cookie…Emily will want to make an Irish dance movie, starring Daniel Radcliff in tights (A/N: Anyone see center stage? Think that but with Irish dancing and Daniel Radcliff in tights.)

10.) If you give a Potter a cookie…Peter will hide it in his diaper…then James will eat it

11.) If you give a Potter a cookie…Random people will start rapping