I Really Have No Idea What To Call You, You're Just...You

He is determined. He is determined to be the strongest. The strongest, ever. I think he is retarded. And so is he, and him, and that loser over there, they are ALL retarded. And me? I'm just the dude in the shadows that when you least expect it...BAM! I've taken your chick, your left shoe, and all the bugs in your hair. Oh yeah, I'm the coolest. Ha...aha...AHAHAHAHAHABWUAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA-ack, hack! Hack!

"Hee-eey! You ok over there?"

Sure, of course I'm fine...I'm just CHOKING TO DEATH!

-nod-

"You sure? You sounded like you were dieing or something..."

I saw your mom.

-nod-

"Ook..."

Bye-bye wow-wow, er I mean Kiba...

"Sh-Shino-san?"

Arg? What-ho? A Foe!

-look-

"Um...I uh, um..."

Hinata...why does she do that thing with her fingers? And what's that creaking sound!

-blink-

"Wo-would you-you l-like t-too..."

Spar? Jump Kiba? Go to the bathroom? Make-out with a tree? Eat Akamaru? Drop kick Kiba?

-right eyebrow goes up-

"Um...g-go f-for..."

Spit it out woman! Please be one of the last two...

-nods for her to go on-

"Gooutforsomethingtoeat!"

Let us clap, very good Hinata! Here's the snack, get the snack!

-shrug-

"B-But...if um, d-don't w-wan't to t-that's-"

-nod-

"R-really?"

Did I stutter? Wait, did I say anything at all?

-nod-

"L-Let's go!"

We're off to see the eye doctor, na-nana-na-na-na!

>>le 10 minots later

"Um, s-so what would you like?"

Well, pumpkin this is only a noodle stand, so what would I like?

-point-

"Yeah? I-I'm gonna get the same thing! ."

Aww, she's so cute...

-grin and nod-

"S-Shino-san...um, I-I wanted to know s-something..."

Oh? Do you want to know if I wanna kill Kiba by cruel and unusual punishment? Do you wanna know if I wanna do you right here and right now on this table with noodles everywhere?

"Wh-why is there a b-bug on your n-nose?"

-look-

Damnitt Jorge!

Sorry patrón

That's right you better crawl back to my hair, you stupid chicharra!

"O.O um...s-so, do um, all o-of your b-bugs l-live in y-your h-hair?"

Most of 'em...just the non-blood suckers.

-shrug-

"Sh-Shino-san...I um...w-would y-you l-like t-to go t-take a w-walk a-after w-we e-eat?"

Ack! She is so cuute! I could just eat her...

-nod-

Nano1: hmm...i actually did all of this in one day...like omg! but yeah...this idea has been buggin me for a while snickers buggin...um, right! uh yeah i hope you all liked, oh yeah right

patrón- means 'Boss' in spanish

chicharra- you know those big bugs that make like a rattle snake sound in the summer time? Well that's what they are called.

That's it for the grammar lesson kiddies! R&R por favor! -PEace!