Today's songs feature everyone's favorite superhero, along with everyone's favorite poses. Because you know you love them.
Disclaimer: STD does not own Gohan, Sailor Moon, or the Genie from Aladdin, or anything associated with them, including and not limited to, the movies and TV shows they appear in, as well as the music that graces these programs.
"Kiyah!"
Videl had just taken out the last ugly crook, when suddenly she heard something in the distance. Was…was that music?
She whipped around, only to see her nemesis, that Saiya-jerk, arriving on the scene. AND, with a theme song. The nerve of him!
She crossed her arms and glared as he sang.
Fighting crime by daylight,
Givin' the crooks a pretty mighty fright,
He can fly on his own, kinda like a kite!
He is the one named Saiyaman!
He will never turn his back on Videl.
She prob'ly thinks he's pretty swell.
He's that special kind of guy whose feet don't smell!
He is the one named Saiyaaaaa…
Renzoku Dan! (Pose)
Jan-ken-pon! (Pose)
Masenko Ha! (Pose)
I'm really strong! (This one involves sparkles and twirling.)
His secret poses are just quite the sight!
He is the one named Saiyaman.
Fighting crime by daylight,
Givin' the crooks a pretty mighty fright,
Oh so cheerful, and he's real polite,
He is the one named Saiyaman
He is the one named Saiyaman
He is the oooneeeee…SAIYAMAN!
"Hey Videl," he grinned widely as the police and other onlookers clapped. He was clearly proud of his 'accomplishment.' "How do you like my new song?"
Videl was disgusted. How freaking lame.
"That was not even original," she deadpanned.
He continued to grin.
"Hey, uh, so what criminals are we going to beat up today?" He asked, scratching his head.
"Well, you were so timely that you happened to MISS THEM ALL." She glared. "I already did all the work. Once again, you've proven how useless you are, and that I don't need you."
Saiyaman frowned.
"You know Videl," he replied. "Sometimes I get the impression that you don't really appreciate me."
"Yeah, no kidding," she scoffed.
"But let me tell you something Videl…"
Suddenly the lights dimmed, despite the fact that they were outside, and Saiyaman broke out into song (and DANCE – with lots of butt-shaking and spirit-fingers) again!
Well Sherlock Holmes, he had Dr. Watson, yeah.
And-a Batman had-a Robin too.
But Videl, you in luck, just you believe,
You got a sidekick who will see you through!
You got some power as your back-up now,
Some defense and if I do recall,
I've got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo! and how?
See all you need is that police call.
And I'll say:
Well, Miss Videl, my dear,
Who do you need subdued?
Some crooks? Robbers?
I'll jot it down!
You ain't never had a friend like me!
Ho ho ho! (He let out a crazy-person laugh)
Ending crime is what you want,
And I don't disagree!
C'mon whisper what it is you want,
You ain't never had a friend like me!
Yes ma'am, I pride myself on service,
But you're the boss,
The queen, the shah!
Say whom you need
To bleed! I'll heed,
I'll nail 'im straight in the jaw!
It doesn't matter what you say,
Videl, I shalt aid thee! (For free!)
I'm in the mood, to help you, dude!
You ain't never had a friend like me!
Wah-ah-ah
Oh my! (Pose)
Wah-ah-ah
No no! (Pose)
Wah-ah-ah
My my my! (Pose)
(posing frenzy)*
Chicka chicka boom boom-oh!
Can your friends do this? (He flies.)
Do your friends do that? (He poses.)
Do your friends kick a car, and make it splat?
Can your friends go, poof? (He uses the after-image technique.)
Well, looky here! (He reappears behind her, posing.)
Can your friends go, Kamehameha, let 'er rip!
And then make the sucker disappear?
So doncha sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed,
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers!
You got me bona fide, certified,
You got a sidekick with an air for flair!
I got a powerful urge to help you out,
So what-cha wish? I really wanna know!
You got a list that's three miles long, no doubt!
Well, all you gotta do is get a call – like so!
Well, Miss Videl, my dear, have a break for a moment, two or three!
I'm on the job, you big nabob!
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend,
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend,
You ain't never. Had a. Frieeend. Lllliiiiiikkkkeee meeeeee!
You ain't never had a friend like me, hah! (He ends with a dramatic pose, duh.)
"So Videl? Are we friends now?" He asked.
"No."
"Oh."
There was an awkward pause.
"Well, uh, do you have a list of stuff you'd like me to do? Maybe? Because, er, the song said you did…"
"I do actually. There are three things on it. Would you like to hear them?"
"Okay!"
"Number one, I would like to know who Saiyaman is. Number two, I would like Saiyaman to be attacked by candirus. And, number three, I would like Saiyaman to die."
There was another awkward silence.
"Um Videl? I think I should be going now."
"I think that's the first good idea you've had in a while."
Author's note: Before anyone says anything about kites, there are also birds called kites, ok???
*Youtube the genie song from Aladdin, and you will see some really first-rate poses here.