Version 5: Daniel Has Amnesia

"Who am I? What's going on?"

"Oh, for cryin' out loud. Not this again."

"What?"

"You're name's Daniel Jackson, you're an archaeologist, and you're very prone to amnesia."

"Ah. And you are?"

"I'm Colonel Jack O'Neil, and I'm your commanding officer."

"I'm an archaeologist with a commanding officer?"

"Look, I could explain it all to you but you'd forget it next week anyway."

"Maybe if you show me where we live, I'll remember something."

"First of all, we don't live together. Second, you never recognize your apartment because you move like four times a year. Third, you should really stay on base because…"

"We don't live together? Are you sure? So, do I sleep over at your place or what? And why do I move so often? Wait, what kind of base?"

"No, I'm SURE we don't live together. You probably move a lot because of some deep-seated insecurity I don't want to know about. And this is an Air Force base."

"I'm in the Air Force?"

"No, I am."

"Oh… it must be tough being a gay Air Force colonel."

"I WOULDN'T KNOW."

"Come on Jack, I may have amnesia, but I'm pretty sure we're a couple."

"No we're not! Why do you do this to me every time you lose your memory?"

"Because you're so cute when you get all worked up like that."

"I… Hey!"