OOCness ahead!
Disclaimer: Everyone knows I don't own Naruto, so why bother?
Dun...dun...duuuuuuuunnn...
Twitch.
Twitch.
Twi -
"WILL YOU STOP STARING AT ME LIKE THAT!"
Jeez, he didn't even finish his twitch.
"I'm sorry, Sasuke, but you just look so pretty!"
"WHAT THE HELL ITACHI!"
"You know, you look better as a girl than a boy, ever considered yourself gay?"
"NO!"
"You're not gay? But, you don't like girls...So..."
"I'll have you know I like girls very much...Oh, shit."
Score!
"Soooo, you like someone? Who's the lucky girl?"
"None of your freakin' business!"
"Fine. Just let me get this camera and - "
"Noooooo! I like..."
"I'm sorry I can't hear you."
"I said..."
"You need to speak louder."
"...Haruno Sakura."
"Really? Wow, I always thought you liked Naruto..."
"WHAT THE FUCK!"
"Kidding!"
"...I hate you."
"I love you, too." He patted him on the head.
Twitch. "Dont. Touch. Me."
"I can touch you whenever and wherever I like!"
Silence.
"Oh god, that sounded wrong."
"...I didn't know you were gay, Itachi."
"Yea, me neither."
"I was JOKING!"
"So was I!"
Pause.
"You know, you do look nice in that dress."
"WHY THE HELL AM I WEARING THIS STUPID DRESS FOR YOU!"
"Because if you didn't, I was going to show that picture of you at the party to everyone in Konoha. You know that picture that - "
"Okay, okay! Fine!"
"Good! Now, let me finish the stitching."
"I really do hate you, you know."
"Mmhmm.."
Silence.
"Let me just ask you one question, Itachi."
"What's that?"
"WHY IS THIS DRESS FUCKING PINK!"
Yes, I'm betting all of you are wondering why Itachi is making a pink dress, and what that picture of Sasuke at the party was...Too bad I'm not telling! Muahahaha! Because honestly, I have no idea why. Maybe, I'll continue it maybe not. You'll never know...
I know Itachi and Sasuke are OOC in here, but mostly Itachi. Haha. I'm laughing at this fic right now.
The whole point of this story was...Well, I have no idea why I made this story.
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