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A/N: Just a small idea I thought might be good. R&R PLEASE!

Dynasty Warriors

Letters

Dear Zhuge Liang,

I am bored. When are we having another battle? I have devised some strategies, nothing else for me to do. Please write back.

Sima Yi

Dear Sima Yi,

Why on earth are you writing to me? We will have another battle whenever Cao Cao wants. I am busy with my great strategies and wife. Why don't you get a wife? And then have a child, it will keep you busy.

Zhuge Liang

Dear Zhuge Liang,

I have explained that I am writing to you because I am bored. I shall urge Cao Cao to battle Liu Bei. For your information my wife is pregnant with a child, I want to know what I should do while I wait for it to be born. I want a quick battle before it is born.

Sima Yi

Dear Battle Maniac,

Why do you want a battle? Your lord could get killed. I never knew that you had a wife, you kept that quiet. You could also get killed before your child is born if you have a battle. Besides the battle could last for ages, you may miss the birth of your child.

Zhuge Liang

Dear IDIOT,

I do not care if Cao Cao gets killed. And since when did I die or get really hurt in battles? I would never miss the birth of my child.

Sima Yi

Dear Wei man,

I cannot believe that you don't care about your lord, I shall write to him with a copy of your letter. I do think that you got hurt in our last battle.

Zhuge Liang

Dear Liang,

Please don't show that letter to Cao Cao. PLEASE!

From,

Yi

Dear Cao Cao,

I am writing to tell you that Sima Yi doesn't care if you die and may be trying to get rid of you. Enclosed is the letter that Sima Yi wrote to me.

Zhuge Liang

Dear Zhuge Liang,

Thank you for the letter I executed Sima Yi after reading the letter. Thank you for saving me. Would you like to be my new strategist?

Cao Cao

Dear Cao Cao,

I would not like to be your strategist because I am Liu Bei's. I belong to Shu. Thank you for the offer.

Zhuge Liang.

A/N: Well what did you think? Should I make another one?