Author's Notes: I don't own Harry Potter, obviously. Nor am I the first to think of some of these ships, believe it or not. Enjoy.
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Ron was coming closer, his red hair catching the rays of the moonlight. He took her hands roughly, pulling them to his face. Then he spoke, in a deep voice.
"Dance with me."
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EW EW EW EW EWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
Ginny Weasley sat bolt upright in bed.
"What's up, Gin?" said Hermione from the bed beside her.
"Nothing, I just had that dream again."
"Oh that one? That's really weird, Ginny, maybe you should take sleeping pills."
"What are-"
"Oh, never mind…"
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Harry was just sitting there, looking so cute and vulnerable. He reached out to Ron's outstretched hand and grasped it. "Help me," he whispered. "Save me…""AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EW EW EW EW EWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
Ron Weasley awoke in a sweat. "What a scary dream," he said rather stupidly.
He rolled over and promptly fell asleep.
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She was blonde and beautiful and in a black dress. How could he resist her? Harry walked up to Pansy and took her in his arms. She leaned forward."AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EW EW EW EW EWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
Harry Potter took a deep breath. "Only a dream, just a dream," he reminded himself. At least his scar wasn't burning.
"Harry?" Ron said groggily from the next bed over.
"Uh…I had a nightmare…"
"Oh, ok, then," said Ron, and promptly fell asleep.
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Hermione was sitting in the library, surrounded by books. She looked particularly good today. Malfoy walked up to her table. "So, you wanna go out sometime?""AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EW EW EW EW EWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
Draco Malfoy lay rigid in his bed, eyes wide open. Luckily, he was home alone tonight, or he would have some strange explaining to do.
Sighing, he rolled over and closed his eyes, hoping not to have the same dream again.
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He was blond and hott. He was sitting in the Slytherin common room. Hermione walked up to him and kissed him. "Hi, honey," she said to Malfoy."AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EW EW EW EW EWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
Hermione Granger nearly hyperventilated.
"Hermione? Did you have a weird dream?"
"What? Oh, yeah…Ginny, I think it's rubbing off on me…I had a dream about Malfoy…"
"Ew," said Ginny, and fell back asleep.
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Red hair. She loved red hair. Ginny was sitting by the fire. Pansy grinned and walked over to her."AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH EW EW EW EW EWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
Pansy Parkinson awoke and drew a picture of Ginny drowning in a cauldron of hot vinegar to calm herself.
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Six owls were sent the next day, one each for Malfoy, Ginny, Ron, Hermione, Harry, and Pansy. They read:Dear Ginny, Ron, Harry, Draco, Pansy, or Hermione:
We have been notified that you have switched dreams with someone else. This can be a most distressing condition. Please, if you have been having strange dreams, go to the person indicated below and give them three high-fives. This is the only way to cure this. Either that, or send three high-fives through the mail.
Ginny to Hermione
Hermione to Pansy
Pansy to Harry
Harry to Draco
Draco to Ron
Ron to Ginny
Thank you and have a good day.
Sincerely,
Sir Edmund Filliogily
St. Mungo's