I do not won Naruto in any way shape or form.

- - -The SoundOf Lies 1- - -

"Sasuke-kun. Orochimaru-sama needs to see you." Kabuto said. Sasuke gave a nod and headed towards the room where his unfortunately sadistic boss gave his usual sadistic orders, such as the one he was giving Sasuke at this very moment. Sasuke was taking it rather well.

"You want me to do WHAT!" Ok, maybe it depended on your definition of the word well. Orochimaru smirked at Sasuke over his clasped hands.

"I said, I want you to bring the Kyuubi, and therefore Uzumaki Naruto to Sound, and since I don't want to go through the trouble to break his spirit, so I'll leave that up to you. So I want you to get him to come with you by making him fall in love with you."

Uchiha Sasuke, with all his heavily armed ninja ness, fainted. Orochimaru's smirk widened.

"This is going to be fun"

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Sasuke couldn't believe he was actually doing this. He was actually returning to Konoha to get his ex-team-mate to fall in love with him and bring him back to Sound. He had damn well better be able to kill Itachi soon, if this was the price he had to pay.

His carefully honed senses picked up a faint presence closing in on him. He whirled around, only to come face to face with a Fox mask of an Anbu. He blinked, his hand already reaching for his kunai. How had the man gotten here so fast, he had only just sensed him. But, he could still feel the faint chakra, although it was slightly obscured by the almost blinding chakra in front of him.

But that wasn't possible. The only way for him not to have sensed the man was either the man had the most incredible chakra control of anyone he had ever met, or this fox had teleported from a distance farther that Sasuke's senses could reach.

"Uchiha Sasuke." It wasn't a question. The statement was hard as it immerged from the mask before him. The voice sent small sparks of recognition through him, but he didn't know any Anbu's, and he knew no one capable of becoming an Anbu in the mere three years of his absence.

"Whats your business here, Uchiha?"

"Who's asking?" he demanded, fully aware that maybe demanding anything from an Anbu after being a missing nin for three years was not a wise idea, and fully not caring. The mask snorted.

"Some thing's never change. Should have known you'd be one of them." came that cold voice again. "Well, if you have no business here, I'm sure our Hokage will be delighted to see you again."

Sasuke got the distinct impression that arguing would do him no good, not if he ever wanted to get back into that village, so he followed the masked Anbu with only minimal grumbling. As they approached the gate, the guards clearly hesitated upon seeing the once beloved Uchiha heir.

"It's alright. He's with me." came that infuriatingly familiar voice. The men who manned the gate relaxed visibly and pulled the wide doors open, revealing the village that Sasuke had hoped to never see again. But even as he thought this, the memories of those times he had spent in Sound wishing to return here flooded his mind.

He shook his head. He did not wish to return, he was not happy to be back and he did not hope that everyone didn't hate him. Really, he would be okay with it. So long as that Dobe didn't. Not that he cared, really, it was all for the mission.

As they passed through the village, people bowed to this stranger in front of him.

"Kitsune-sama." they would say, as if this guy was some big shot in the village. As far as Sasuke had known there had been no Kitsune in the Anbu, at least not one important enough to get this kind of recognition out of the villagers.

"Hey! There you are!' a loud voice yelled. Sasuke turned, wondering if this was his team-mate, after all, he had never known anyone else to have that sort of lung power. But when the person who had yelled came into sight, he was greeted, not with blonde hair and blue eyes, but red hair and gold eyes, who crashed to a halt in front of the Anbu.

"What took you so long! We've be-" he stopped, his eyes lighting on Sasuke. "Oh." Then suddenly, he looked very nervous. The Anbu clearly saw this as well, and seemed to understand immediately.

"Oh no, he's not here, is he? Oh who am I kidding, you two are never not within 5 minutes of each other. I'd go head him off." he said. The red head nodded, than dashed off, with the speed Sasuke usually associated with saving someone's life. Little did he know.

Despite that small interruption, they continued along the familiar, Sasuke wondering who the hell this stranger was, why did he almost recognise him? How could he, he had known no one except those in the Rookie nine, and this man couldn't have been one of those losers, none of them could have become an Anbu so quickly, if at all.

The guards outside the Hokage tower bowed as the two of them entered, shooting Sasuke dirty looks. When they reached the door to the Hokages, office, the man paused, before throwing open the door with a bang. Sasuke heard a feminine squeal, which sounded like Sakura. He hung at the edge of the door, where he could still see what was going on. Sakura, he had been right, glomped this stranger.

"Oh my god! Naruto! You're back! And why are you still wearing the mask, take it off!" she squealed.

Sasuke gasped. This couldn't be Naruto! The man slowly removed the mask, revealing bright blonde hair. Then he turned around to face Sasuke, and as his blue eyes met Sasukes, Sasuke felt his whole reality crash down around his ears.

- - - To Be Continued? - - -

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