About time I updated huh? Special thanks to Tierfal, whose review made me go, 'Oh, I could probably work on writing that instead of sitting here playing solitaire.' See previous chapters if you still don't know what I do/don't own.
See the creepy old house.
See the gruesome murderous back-story for the creepy old house.
Creepy Frank. Creepy.
See Frank.
See Frank meet Voldemort.
You're dead Frank. You're dead.
See Harry.
See Harry have freaky mind-reading dreams, also a headache.
No more cake before bed for you, Harry. No more cake before bed for you.
See Dudley.
See Dudley's parents finally realize he's fat.
'Bout time Dursleys. 'Bout time.
See the Weasleys.
See the Weasleys trash the Dursley's living room and almost kill Dudley.
Way to go Weasleys! Way to go!
See Cedric.
See Cedric be properly introduced so we can start liking him before he's brutally and tragically ki- never mind.
Hello Cedric! Hello!
See the Portkey.
See JK illustrate how Portkeys work so she doesn't have to do it later at the climactic part of the story.
Woohooo Quidditch World Cup! Woohoo!
See Mr. Weasley.
See Mr. Weasley introduce Harry, Ron and Hermione to an assortment of important and not-so-important minor characters.
Hello Bagman and Crouch. Hello.
See the Quidditch World Cup.
See the Quidditch World Cup be super exciting and fun and so unimportant they left it out of the movie altogether.
Go Ireland! Go!
See the Death Eaters.
See the Death Eaters ruin everyone's evening by being hateful bigots.
That's not very nice Death Eaters. That's not very nice.
See the Dark Mark.
See the Dark Mark scare the shit out of everyone, even the Death Eaters.
Scary Dark Mark. Scary.
See Dumbledore.
See Dumbledore announce the Triwizard Tournament.
Fun Harry! Fun!
See Mad-Eye Moody.
See Moody freak everyone out and be the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.
Hello Mad-Eye. Hello.
See Draco Malfoy.
See Draco Malfoy the Amazing Bouncing Ferret.
Good job Moody. Good job.
See 'Moody.'
See 'Moody' traumatize Neville with tortured spiders.
It's ok, Neville. It's ok.
See S.P.E.W.
See S.P.E.W. and a vast multitude of other character developing and world enrichening sub-plots be viciously cut out of the films.
Sorry, sub-plots. Sorry.
See the Goblet of Fire.
See Harry's name come out of the Goblet of Fire.
You're in deep shit now, Harry. You're in deep shit now.
See Ron.
See Ron be moody and jealous.
Get over it Ron. Get over it.
See Rita Skeeter.
See Rita Skeeter be an all around nosey and unpleasant person.
Get lost Rita. Get lost.
See the Hungarian Horntail.
See Harry almost be eaten by the Hungarian Horntail.
At least Ron likes you again, Harry. At least Ron likes you again.
See the golden egg.
See Harry avoid learning anything about the golden egg.
You're not that bright sometimes, Harry. You're not that bright sometimes.
See Harry and Ron.
See Harry and Ron be incapable of getting dates for the Yule Ball...
Girls aren't that scary, Harry and Ron. Girls aren't that scary.
See the Yule Ball.
See Ron and Hermione fight and Harry overhear important plot info.
Boy that's an ugly outfit, Ron. Boy that's an ugly outfit.
See Cedric.
See Cedric tell Harry to take a bath.
I didn't think you smelled that bad, Harry. I didn't think you smelled that bad.
See Harry.
See Harry take a very informative bath.
Look out for Myrtle, Harry. Look out for Myrtle.
See Moody and Snape.
See Harry be caught-literally-in the middle of a weird cryptic conversation between Moody and Snape.
Why would Moody need your map, Harry? Why would Moody need your map?
See Dobby.
See Dobby give Harry a ball of slimy worms.
At least he isn't trying to kill you this time Harry. At least he isn't trying to kill you this time.
See the second task.
See Fish-Harry be stupid- I mean show moral fiber.
Nice job Harry. Nice job.
See Sirius.
See Harry, Ron, and Hermione sit in a cave with Sirius and listen to boatloads of misleading plot info.
Rats are full of protein, Sirius. Rats are full of protein.
See Harry.
See Harry have another freaky mind-reading dream.
I told you to knock that off Harry! I told you to knock that off!
See Harry.
See Harry learn even more plot information by violating Dumbledore's privacy.
Sticking your head in other people's Pensieves is rude Harry. Sticking your head in other people's Pensieves is rude.
See the giant maze.
See Cedric and Harry use teamwork, and ya know...magic, to conquer the giant maze.
Don't touch the trophy boys! Don't touch the trophy!
See Cedric.
See Wormtail brutally and tragically murder Cedric.
Bye Cedric. Bye.
See the ugly hardened-lava baby.
See the ugly hardened-lava baby go swimming.
Hello Voldemort. Hello.
See the Death Eaters.
See Voldemort explain to the Death Eaters that he actually is powerful enough to defeat a teenaged kid.
You keep telling yourself that Voldie. You keep telling yourself that.
See Harry.
See Harry the teenaged kid defeat Voldemort...again.
Hi ghost thingies of Harry's parents and others! Hi!
See Moody.
See the severely traumatized Harry be dragged off by Moody against Dumbledore's wishes.
What's wrong with this picture, boys and girls? What's wrong with this picture?
See Barty Crouch Jr.
See people who don't pay attention to what they're reading be very confused.
Surprise readers! Surprise!
See Harry.
See Harry be more traumatized than ever.
Sucks to be you Harry. Sucks to be you.
See Dumbledore.
See Dumbledore explain lots of very important stuff and wrap up the story.
You're the king of exposition, Dumbledore. You're the king of exposition.
See Hermione.
See Hermione hold Beetle-Rita hostage.
Way to go Hermione! Way to go!
See Harry.
See Harry be cautiously optimistic about the future.
Don't count on it Harry. Don't count on it.
Fun Fact: Enrichening isn't really a word, but it was so fabulous I had to use it anyway.
I'd promise to update soon but we all know that doesn't work.