Here is another of my infamous one shots. Wait can I call them that without sounding conceited? No I don't think I can, so here is another one of my imfamous one shots.lmao. It's not one of the funnier ones, but I'll post those soon. I promise.
"Now you two be good while I'm gone."
Shigure says as he picks up his suitcase.
"If I come home and this place is trashed, poor Tohru-Chan will have to clean it.
I know she won't like that after she comes back from her wonderful weekend."
Kyo rolls his eyes and starts to walk off when Shigure starts to talk agian.
"Perhaps you could clean a little bit. My study need it and so does our bathroom."
The dog tells them a couple more things before finally leaving for the weeked.
Both he and Tohru were going to be gone until Sunday.
Torhu was staying with her friends and Shigure, well only God knows where that man was going.
This leaves Yuki and Kyo home together and now they had to clean as well.
"Joy." Yuki mutters and he turns to go up the stairs.
"Let's clean Shigure's study first. It's probably the worse of the two."
The rat says by way of explanation.
When they walk into the dog's study, both cat and rat nearly shouted their outrage.
The place was a pig sty.
It would take them forever to clean out the clutter and return naughty books to their shelves.
"Well let's get started." Yuki says.
"I am you damn rat." Kyo snaps.
They start on different sides of the room and begin to rifle thorough all the stuff.
Yuki and Kyo knew the Shigure is perverted, but the stuff they found, would make anyone blush. (A/N Unless your me, cause I'm jaded and would most likely just giggle a little bit.)
When Kyo unearths a pair of handcuffs he stops cleaning.
"Maybe we should be wearing gloves." He suggests.
Yuki walks over and glares at the offending object with Kyo.
"Only God knows where those have been and what they've been used...um...for."
Kyo mumbles going scarlet.
Yuki nods in agreement then pics up a leather whip.
He promptly whips Kyo's backside.
The cat whimpers in pain.
"Ooo this could come in handy."
Yuki says swishing the whip in the air.
"Now your gonna get it rat!"
Kyo screams and lunges for Yuki.
But the rat was too fast and suddenly pins Kyo to the floor.
The cat was panting and he glares up at Yuki.
The rat was straddling Kyo's waist and the cat didn't seem to mind.
Yuki's legs were half pinning the cat's and Kyo's arms were free entirely.
The rat just smirked down a Kyo and twirled the whip in his fingers.
Just then Ayane walks in and sees the very intresting state of Yuki and Kyo. He gasps.
"Oooo well if it isn't little Kyon-Kichi and my dear brother having fun with Shi-Chan's toy."
Yuki looks horrified and quickly jumps up.
"No No that's not what's going on at all!"
He says in a tone of guilt.
Kyo stands up too and looks at the floor.
"I'm sure, I'm sure."
Ayame says sweeping over to take the whip from Yuki's hands.
"Ayame seriously. We weren't doing anything like you think."
Yuki says looking at Kyo.
The cat's face had gone red and he was shifting his pants in an odd manner.
"Perhaps we could do something fun."
Ayame suggests, advancing upon Kyo.
"I believe you've given Kyo a rather bothersome problem. He shouldn't be thinking such naughty things. Perhaps we should teach him a lesson, Yuki."
The snake gives Yuki a wink and he smirks in return.
When Shigure returns home, his study is in worse shape then when he left.
Upon asking Yuki and Kyo what happened.
They would both blush and reply, "Ayame taught us a lesson."
So yeah what do you think? Kinda crappy neh? Reveiw!