AN: Okay, this is the first drabble in a series of turk drabbles. I'll post more as soon as I get inspiration. Inspiration for this drabble hit me while I was in school and staring out the window at a wooded hill.

Disclaimer: I do not own the turks or anything from the world of Final Fantasy 7.

IMPORTANT NOTE: This chapter has been redone, and is much more better.

Reno grinned as he made his way to the new turk's office space. The blonde was looking over some files, probably something having to do with her job application.

Reno tapped his hand on her desk, causing her to look up at him.

"Hey newbie," He leered at her.

Elena frowned at him and narrowed her eyes. Rude had told her how he got into mischief so much...

"Have you read the rule book clearly? It says all newbies gotta play tag with a higher ranking turk." He grinned.

Elena got an odd look, and said. "That's absurd, and I'm sure it's not in the rule book..."

"Check yourself." Reno had prepared for this. The rule book was hidden in a secret...place...

"I can't find the book." Elena said, frustrated.

"Then you'll just have to come with me." Reno gave her a smirk.

--------Later--------

After careening off the edge of a cliff near Kalm, landing in a heap on the ground below, and collapsing into fits of laughter, I'd say Elena had fulfilled the 'Play-Tag-With-A-Higher-Rank' mission, wouldn't you?

"You know," Reno drawled, looking at Elena,

"You know what me and Rude are? Unprofessional professionals...And you're gonna be one too."

Elena stiffled a giggle.

"More like professional fools."

"Sure rookie, call it whatever you want." Reno said, looking off at the horizon.

"Unprofessional professionals is fine...yeah!" Elena exclaimed, being her giggly self.

Reno managed a weary grin.

AN: Yeah, short and pointless. Next ones are much more funnier though.