DISCLAIMER: technically, I DO own today's special guest, but if you have half a brain, you'll notice that this person is based on a real live actor, who owns 100 of his juicy little self. AND, one of the lines is from the movie "she's the man".

The Notes of a Marauders Girl

Chapter 7

Lily Evans

James Potter

Sirius Black

Remus Lupin

Alice McMillan

Featuring special guest:

Raniel Dadcliffe

OH. MY LORD.

What now alice?

The exchange guy. How could they send us him?

I thought he was pretty good looking.

He IS. That's why its bad. Im thinking thoughts about him that are usually reserved for Frank.

I honestly do NOT want to know.

I feel like im being unfaithful to Frank…

You aren't even dating Frank. I'm going to talk to him.

Okay fine, but use different parchment, I don't want him to see what I jus wrote…

Oh, hey Lily!

I don't know if you've met Alice…?

Not, I havn't yet had the pleasure.

Raniel, this is my friend alice McMillan.

Nice to meet you raniel.

The pleasure is all mine

Oh, you're too sweet!

Yes, isn't he…

Erm…

Hello peoples!

Hi james

Welcome

Er…hello?

Raniel! Didn't see you there!

Well…I'm here!

That you are ranny, that you are…

Please, don't call me ranny. It's Ran.

So, Ran, got a girlfriend?

No.

Oh, shame shame.

Stop pretending like you care McMillan

Shut up black.

How would frank feel Alice?

Shut up lupin.

Great comeback. Really witty.

Shut up!

Stop writing Alice, before you embarrass me any more.

Thanks for the vote of confidence, lily.

Think nothing of it.

Oh, trust me, I won't.

Er…so, do either of you ladies have boyfriends?

YES!

James, I am perfectly capable of answering the question.

Fine, answer it then.

Yes, Raniel, I do have a boyfriend. Its James, in fact, would you believe…

Funnily enough, yes, I do believe that.

Whats that supposed to mean, Dadcliffe?

Its just that, lily is a very attractive woman, and you're hot too.

What?

I mean, you're an attractive guy…man…guyman…

Riiiiiiiiight…

Do you play sport?

Yes, I play rugby.

Wtf?

It's a muggle sport, Sirius, honestly…

Why would you play a muggle sport?

I am a muggle…

Ohhhhhhhhhhh riiiiiiiiight….

Then why do you have a wand?

You have a wand?

What core?

Ummm…plastic?

Wtf?

It's a prop

Are you a actor?

Yes, I am.

Omigosh, can I have your autograph?

Of course.

Shit, theres the bell, Ran, come with us, we'll initiate you into the noble sport of Quidditch…

A/N: WELL! Havn't posted in a LOOOOOOOOOONG time, have i? no, I havnt. Well, I posted now. Ill get the review thankyou's to the people to whom they concern next chapter, I cant be bothered looking right now…..

Hope you liked this chapter! Please review, I really do love them! And maybe check out my new fic that ill have out probably within the next 12-24 hours, I don't know what it's called yet, but its VERY different to this one, but still L/J.